Linda Gray's mind wandered back to the present, unwillingly letting go those fond remembrances of the first time she had a shit giver at the secret place in the bar take a shit down her throat.
The bar -- which was called Blondes in tribute to the beautiful employees -- came back into focus for her. Now she faced a decision, pay for another shitload down the throat or head home and masturbate thinking about it. She chose the later course of action, drank the last of her final piss drink of the evening and headed home. Once there, of course, she spent an hour or so sliding her middle finger up and down her cuntlips, slowly and then rapidly stroking her clitoris until she finally came, thinking about a stinking pile of shit in her mouth.
Two days later . . .
Linda was back at the bar and gazing lustfully at her favorite blonde bartender, thinking ever more lascivious thoughts. Geez, she thought, I don't even know her name and I've been drinking her piss for years and I'd gladly eat her shit, what a real pig I have become and am. Every time she went into the secret place and gobbled crap, she asked if this gorgeous young woman were available and was always told the same thing: she doesn't mind pissing in a glass for you pigs, but she doesn't want to work the shit rooms.
But Linda still lusted for the girl's poop and she decided to pursue it further. As she ordered another Piss Collins from the blonde, Linda spoke to her.
"Can I ask you something," Linda said.
"Sure Linda, what is it?"
"Well, I know you're not allowed to date the customers, but I wondered if you might meet me for a cup of coffee sometime?"
The nude girl, lovely, radiant and a true sexy bombshell, surprised Linda when she said maybe. But Linda saw a smirk on her face.
"Well?", Linda asked a few moments later.
"Meet me at the Starbucks Coffee over on 3rd Avenue, tomorrow at 3 p.m.," the blonde said, but it was more like a command.
"But I don't get off work until 5," Linda began to stammer, but the blonde cut her off.
"As if I care?", was all she said as she turned to serve another customer, saucily swaying her nude buttocks as she walked away.
Linda thought for a moment about how she could get off work early, there were a lot of employees who reported to her and leaned on her for direction, and then looked back at the girls' cute buttocks and realized she would just walk out of work. A chance to be with this sexpot couldn't be passed up.
She then ordered another Piss Collins and when the bartender delivered it Linda told her she would be at the Starbucks. The blonde rolled her eyes and smirked as if to say "Of course you will you piece of shit." Or at least that is what Linda thought she might be saying if her lips were moving.
The next day . . .
Linda arrived at the Starbucks early at 2:30. She had just left work and driven straight to the coffee shop.
She ordered a Venti Latte and waited. She figured her blonde "date" would be late and she was, arriving at 3:30. The blonde got out of her car -- a Porsche 911 convertible -- and Linda saw her as she drove into the parking lot. The blonde got out of the sports car and showed a lot of tan leg as she did. She was wearing only a nearly sheer summer dress with colored flowers on a white background and pink four-inch high heels. Designer sunglasses and her blonde hair drawn back in a ponytail completed the very sexy picture.
She walked up to the outdoor table where Linda was sitting and without so much as an "I'm sorry" she sat down and told Linda to go and order her a double espresso Latte drink. Linda never thought about not doing what the blonde told her to do and when she returned, the girl gave her a smirk and proposed a new game.
"Let's make this more exciting and go to the bathroom for a minute," the blonde said. As Linda rose to follow her, the blonde turned and told her to get her coffee cup.
"You'll be needing it."
Linda followed the young beauty into the Starbucks bathroom and once inside the girl told her to throw her Latte into the porcelain bowl.
"There's only one toilet in this room and we both know who that is," the young woman said as she looked straight into Linda's eyes and continued, "don't we Linda?"
Linda nodded yes and then heard the blonde tell her to push up her flowered dress. Linda lovingly reached down and took the hem of her dress and pushed it up the flawless and tanned body, a body that she had seen naked many times in the bar. In this cramped space, however, it was even more erotic than in the bar. As she pushed the dress up the lovely body, she found out that the girl had nothing on underneath her dress.
Once Linda had the dress up over the blonde's tits, the girl took her arms and held the dress there, naked from the neck down.
"Ok slut now hold your cup right under my pussy and I'll urinate in it for you, no charge for this one," the blonde said with a smile.
Linda held the glass right up to the blonde's labia and then she heard the girl begin to piss in the glass. Linda loved the distinctive sound of urine splashing in the cup and echoing in the bathroom. The blonde told Linda to look her in the eyes as she urinated in the cup and Linda complied.
Once the gorgeous woman had finished, she told Linda to recap the cup and they would return to their table outside of the Starbucks coffee house.
Once seated, the blonde told Linda to go ahead and drink her piss and then tell her what she had in mind when she asked for this meeting.
Linda took a big gulp of the girl's golden urine and then began to outline her request.
"Well, I know this is outside the rules of Blondes, but I am driven by a passion for you, your body and all that comes out of it. As you know, I've been drinking your piss for years and you probably don't know it but when I go in the secret place I always ask if you are available, but they say you don't do that," Linda began, thinking of how erotic and nasty it was to be sitting in a café talking with a beautiful girt about such foul and putrid desires. But, she went on.
"Anyway, I thought that perhaps there might be a way I could convince you to do it," Linda said.
"Do what?" the blond responded.
"You know, what I do in the secret place."
"No, that's not good enough, I want you to tell me right here, right now, what you want, in detail."
Linda gulped again.
"What I'd really like is to have you come to my apartment and take a shit in my mouth and let me swallow it all."
"Why would I want to do that?"
"Well don't you find it erotic to serve as the bartender and piss in glasses and let horny women drink it?"
"No, not really, it's just a job, but it doesn't mean I want to take a shit in some broad's mouth."
"At least not for the lousy split they give you at the club."
Linda was puzzled, but she figured the blonde was talking about how much the club kept versus how much the shitters received. So she asked her if that's what she meant.
"Right. Look at it this way. On every drink I piss out for the customers, I keep $40 plus the tip. On a good night, I serve up 30-40 drinks and clear maybe $2,000, including tips. The shitters in the secret place get only $150 out of the shitting fee and with a tip; maybe they clear $200 per shitload. They get at best two clients per night -- if they can provide that much crap -- but usually it's only a load per night so their $200 take versus my $2,000 doesn't stack up. Now admittedly, most of them get a big thrill out of using a woman that way, I just am not interested."
Linda's mind was reeling. Even though she spent her entire day in dealing with figures, the little arithmetic lesson the blonde had just provided had her head spinning. She had never really thought of how much money the beauties at Blondes were making, she'd been too busy thinking about her next serving from them, or the current serving, or how beautiful, nasty and erotic they were. But never about the finances.
Now, she began to formulate a new plan for working with the scantily clad beauty in front of her.
"Well," she said, "now you have given me a new way of looking at this. How about if I push the fee for you up to $1,000?"
"For what."
"I get it, for taking a shit in my mouth and letting me swallow it."
"Tell you what, make it $2,000 -- a good nightly fee for me -- and I'll do it."
Linda gulped again. She figured it was now or never though and she agreed, sticking her hand across the table toward the blonde to close the deal.
The girl ignored her hand and Linda asked her to shake on it.
"I don't shake hands with toilets," the girl said haughtily, and then with that smirk of superiority, "so when do you want my load?"
Linda couldn't blurt it out fast enough, "whenever you are ready."
"Well, I figured this might be what you wanted so I've waited since we last spoke and I have been cooking up a huge load since then, why not right now?" Linda grabbed her purse and began to rise to leave, but the blonde stopped her with a raised hand and said, "Sit down."
Linda returned to her seat and looking into those gorgeous green eyes staring at her.
"There are a couple of other conditions you must comply with."
"Yes?"
"Well, I don't really like the shitting part, but I'll go along with your kink but you have to agree to fulfill my other desires as well."
"Yes?" Linda repeated.
"You must agree to do ANYTHING I ask of you and I mean ANYTHING."
"I think that shitting in my mouth is about as extreme as it can get."
"Not necessarily, but you must agree in advance to whatever I want to do to or with you.
"Ok, I agree."
"And if you decline any of my demands, I keep the $2,000 and you don't get my shit."
Linda began to wonder what she was in for, nevertheless her drive for the girl's bodily waste so motivated her that she agreed.
"Great, now I'm going to spit in what is left of my piss in your glass and I want you to finish drinking it."
That wasn't bad, thought Linda, maybe it will get worse at my house.
After the blonde was given Linda's address, they both drove off and met at Linda's house, which was nicely set back from the street. Linda had made a quick stop at her bank to withdraw the $2,000 in cash and she handed it to the blonde when she was on the doorstep.
"By the way pig, I have known that you always ask for me in the shit rooms, the other gals always tell me about it."
Once inside, the blonde took over, telling Linda to get her a cognac and to remove all of her clothing. Linda carried out the orders and arrived to stand in front of the seated beauty.
"Now you shitbag," Linda was surprised at the suddenly harsher tone and language being used by the blonde, but she did have to admit that she liked it, "get all of your clothes off and kneel in your naturally inferior position before me."
Linda removed her clothes and knelt naked in front of the blonde sexpot.
The blonde then began to expertly remove her little sundress, pulling it over her head and standing gloriously naked in front of the submissive Linda Gray. Naked, that is, except for the stylish pink high heels, which made her tower over the groveling Linda Gray all the more. Linda's head was about level with the blonde's completely shaved pussy.
The young woman then took her right hand and placed it behind Linda's head and firmly guided it toward her labia. Linda looked as the sexmeat came closer to her face. In actuality, she realized, it was her face that was moving toward the sexmeat of the young beauty.
She saw the pussy lips clearly and felt as if they were beckoning her, calling her name to service. It was service she was glad to provide. Although Linda was a shit eater and a piss drinker, she also loved a good pussy meal anytime it might be available. When her lips were about an inch from the girl's delectable pussy, Linda felt the pressure on the back of her head subside. It was as if the blonde was saying, from here on in, you know the way, you are on your own. Linda did know the way and was able to cross the small divide until her lips were on the nether lips of the young goddess standing in front of her, nude in pink high heels. As she knelt before her with her lips on the cunt, Linda brought her hands up to the girl's thighs, loving the smooth feel of the tan flesh under her fingers as she stroked them and then moved her hands around to grab the beauty's buttocks and bring the pussy even tighter into her face.
At first, Linda just kissed the cunt, with loud smacking sounds. She knew well how much a dominant woman liked to hear her pussy being so worshipped. That show of love continued for a few moments, but then Linda knew that she and the cunt's owner needed more. Much more.
So Linda allowed her tongue to snake out of her mouth and begin to lave the rapidly engorging cunt lips and then in between them where she found the girl's clitoris, also showing the swelling effects of blood flow and sexual arousal. Linda then opened her mouth wide in an effort to engulf the meaty sex glands of the blonde. Whilst chewing on the cunt, Linda began to finger herself, but no sooner had she started that the blonde swatted at her arms, telling her, "No playing with yourself until I'm completely satisfied, got to keep you twats focused on my pleasure, not yours."
Those words told Linda that this young blonde was indeed experienced at dominating submissive women and Linda began to look forward to the rest of the evening. Linda continued to change her repertoire of pussy worship, making love to the cunt in front of her until the girl's knees buckled and she dug her fingers into Linda's scalp, moaning over and over through the orgasm.
"Very good Linda, that was for me and now the rest of the evening can be for you."
Linda never saw it coming until the young woman's open palm slapped her aside the ear and sent her sprawling, yelping in pain.
"Ok you piece of human garbage, now you'll get the humiliation and degradation you so desperately crave."
The blonde quickly covered the few feet between them, leaned over and pulled the still stunned Linda up by her hair and then smacked her again, sending the hopeful shit eater sprawling again.
"Come on pig, kneel and take it, don't just keep falling down."
Linda realized that this must be the part of taking ANYTHING the blonde wanted to dish out and she wasn't quite sure she could take it, but when she thought of the potential shitload she would be getting at the end of a beating, she decided to try. She regained her knees and through tear streaked eyes, looked at the beauty again.
"You fucking cunt, I hope you can't take it and then I won't have to take a shit in your mouth, your fucking sewer of a mouth."
Then the blonde began to savagely slap her face with her open right hand and then the back of her right hand. Linda just accepted it, hoping she could survive long enough to gain her rightful role as the blonde's toilet servant.
Her face reddened and then began to turn black and blue from the ferocity of the onslaught. Finally, the blonde tired and then she spit in Linda's face, again and again and again.
"All right you piece of crap, I guess you've earned the shitload I've been baking up for you. Let's go in your bathroom, I've a few twists for you."
Both females then walked into the bathroom and the blonde told Linda to get in the bathtub.
"First, I'm going to allow you to take a shit shampoo, I've got some runny crap to unload on your head and then I want you to wash your hair with it."
Linda hopped into the tub, her face still aching from the pounding it had taken and as she caught a glimpse of her face in the mirror she realized she'd have a really fucked up face the next day. But for now, she desperately wanted the shit from the blonde's colon.
Once in the tub, the blonde shook off her high heels and climbed up on the sides and planted her ass right over Linda's head.
"Here it comes shithead," the blonde said laughing and in a mocking voice.
Suddenly, the blonde's bowels erupted and she shit out a runny string of very loose shit that splattered over Linda's head, covering it entirely.
"There now, be sure and wash it into your hair and have a shit shampoo, and be quick, there's a lot more crap where that came from. The blonde got down from the sides of the tub and watched as the submissive older woman in front of her started shampooing her hair with the girl's shit.
"Yes, rub it in pig and if you are good, I'll let you leave it on all night, a special shit conditioner."
As she continued to massage the foul brew into her hair, the blonde continued to talk.
"Keep going and I'll tell you what we are going to do next. After you've really ground that shit into your hair, I'm going to crouch above you again and shit. This time, it will be solid and big!! Have you ever sword swallowed, that is just let a big turd slide between your lips and straight down your throat?"
Linda shook her head, thinking to herself she didn't know how such a thing could be done.
"Well you're gonna do it you bag of shit, you just open wide and when the turd exits my ass, just let it slide down your stinking throat, right into your stomach."
Moments later, the blonde was poised over Linda's face and Linda found herself staring at the girl's fabulous butt and her winking anus, which Linda knew was about to disgorge its foul meal. Linda had already washed the shit shampoo thoroughly into her hair.
The blonde's anus continued to wink at her and Linda was struck by just how beautiful a shithole could be. Her eyes traced each small crack around the puckering pooper and then she saw it begin to volcano outward and the asshole stretched to two inches wide and began to make the shit deposit Linda had been waiting for. Linda was determined to try to "sword swallow" as the blonde had so directly stated it. Linda, though, would not be swallowing a sword, but swallowing a turd, swallowing it without chewing, just letting it slide into her body as the blonde had commanded.
Linda continued to watch the shit dance as the large stool continued its erotic and spellbinding movement toward her mouth. Her mouth was stretched wide; she realized she would almost split her lips trying to engulf the brown monster. As it inched its way toward her waiting, willing, wanton and eager mouth, Linda prepared to swallow the huge turd.
"Whew weeee, what a fucking pig you are, laying there waiting for my shit to enter your body. Here it comes pig."
And the turd began to enter her, passing her lips first and then filling her mouth rapidly. She simply kept her mouth and throat open and the turd, sure enough, just slide right down into her stomach. Once it was gone, Linda felt robbed of that nasty, foul taste that she found so sexually stimulating, but she felt proud that she had done what this goddess had commanded, swallowed her shit whole. Amazing, she thought.
"Good girl, you shit eater, you did well and the next time you want to drop two grand so I'll drop a load of shit into your body, just see me at the bar."
Note: I've been amazed at the response to this story and yes everyone who wrote in wanted to see more in this series. There were a lot of good story ideas sent in and I'll try to get to them as quick as I can.