The Society Boys By Connor Matthews
Chapter 119
"Oh my God! Scotty? What the hell are you doing here. Long time no see!" I said as I gave him a hug.
"Justin? You live here too?" He asked.
"Yep. Troy lets me live here with him and his entourage of boyfriends."
Reece chuckled as I grabbed Scotty's ass. "So what brings you over?" I asked.
"We were ummm, out late last night and just crashed here."
"Cool, what were you guys doing?"
"Just usual stuff," Gavin said. "Hanging out getting to know each other better."
They were keeping the secret of the Q pretty well. Troy just smiled at me and kept quiet. "Looks like you succeeded if you all slept over last night," I smiled.
"Uncle Troy, did you stay out all night?"
"Uncle Troy?" Scotty asked.
"Yeah, Justin is my brother. Colin is his husband and Blake is their son. Therefore, I'm Uncle Troy."
"I thought you were like around the same age as me. How come you have a 10 year old son?"
"Uhhh, HELLO! I'm 12!" Blake said giving him a dirty look. "I can prove it because I have hair in my private area and everything."
"Sorry," Scotty said grinning.
"Long story," I said quietly.
"My other family was killed in a fire and Justin and Colin and all the guys made me their new family," Blake said as he continued to eat his breakfast. I always tried to be diplomatic and sensitive. Blake just blurted it out.
"Sorry. I didn't know," Scotty said.
"It's behind us now and we're working on becoming a good family. My brother and his husband also live here, as does Kyle."
"Wow, busy house. You look familiar," Scotty said to `Marvin'.
"Yeah, this is `Marvin'. You've probably seen him in movies and on TV and stuff."
"Holy shit! That's right. I've seen you on `Switched at Birth'. I love your acting."
"Thanks," `Marvin' smiled. "Always appreciate a nice comment."
"So you guys are friends?" He asked.
"Yep, I've known Colin for years and whenever I'm in town I stay here. If my new series gets picked up, I could be here for a few years."
"Sweet. Must be a blast to live here."
"It can be," I laughed.
"You guys wanna go swimming after breakfast? We have two pools and stuff," Blake offered. "Then Dad is gonna teach me to drive on the road. We've been practicing in the driveway a lot."
Colin just looked at me quizzically. "He wanted to learn to drive, so we've been using the driveway," I explained. Colin smiled and nodded.
"I didn't bring a swimsuit, so I'd have to borrow one or go swimming next time" Scotty said to Blake.
"We don't use swimsuits silly. We're all boys. We only have to wear clothes if girls come over," Blake explained as if it just was the most normal thing ever.
"Then I think we could go swimming then."
I whispered in Scotty's ear. "And I'm sure we could do other stuff too."
He smiled and adjusted his crotch. Kyle came down and grinned when he saw everyone. "Are we having a party that I wasn't invited to?"
"No," Blake said. "Uncle Troy was just introducing us to all his boyfriends."
"They're just his friends who are boys," I corrected.
"Well I think they probably all did sexy stuff last night anyway," he said bluntly. "I'm not allowed to do that with adults, only with people up to 14. Right Dad."
"Right." It looked like my lessons were sinking in.
"How old are you?" Blake asked Scott.
"Older than 14," he smirked as he replied. As we ate, Aaron strolled in the front doors and said good morning to all of us. He leaned against Kyle to hug and kiss him.
"Get a room!" Blake said rolling his eyes and giggling. "Impressionable young mind over here."
"Yeah, like that's the part you find impressionable," Colin chuckled.
"What's impressionable mean?" He asked.
"It means `monkey see, monkey do,'" I replied.
"So I can kiss Kyle?" He asked wide eyed.
"And here we go again," Colin smirked. "No, impressionable means that you see things and it sinks into your brain like an impression which you remember for later."
"Like when I'm 16," Blake said nodding.
"Exactly."
"So when I see you guys doing sex stuff it's all being impressed on my brain so I can remember it for when I get to do it with you."
"Sure, that sounds as good an explanation as any. We'll use that for now," Colin said as he rubbed Blake's blonde mop.
We changed the subject to what Scotty had been up to since I last saw him. He said he didn't have a boyfriend yet, but had got a new job that was keeping him busy, but was enjoying his friends whenever he wasn't working. Blake threw his dishes in the dishwasher and convinced whoever was listening to join him in the pool. The kid was like a fish. Just order him some scales and gills and he wouldn't need a bedroom. He dropped his underwear and cannonballed into the pool and then told Kyle to do it. One by one the guys tried to make the biggest splash. I watched as Scotty took off his clothes and all the fun times I had with him came flooding back. He had that thick uncircumcised cock swinging between his legs and I had every intention of riding it later today. In Justin world, you don't let a nice cock go unattended for very long, it would be impolite. With all of us in the pool together, Blake was having fun being tossed around and climbing on everyone. Then I heard him squeal in excitement.
"NO WAY! You bought me a bear? Thanks Dads!! I know we can't have a tiger, but a bear is super cool too. What's his name?" He was looking out into the back yard at the big black bear heading toward the house. He jumped out of the pool and ran for the sliding door.
"Blake, STOP!!" We all yelled instantly. "That's a wild bear not a pet. ADAM, lock all west doors and windows." The house had security glass so there was no need to panic that a bear would break it. I was more worried that Blake would run out and try to ride it around the yard. Kyle grabbed the video camera as we all stood at the window watching it snoop around the back yard. If it touches our marijuana, I'll be pissed. I'm sure the bear must have been laughing to himself as he looked at the house and saw a line of naked guys at the window with their row of cocks begging to be swatted. Kyle filmed the bear and we all laughed as it tried the trampoline. He put his front paws on it and when it moved he pushed his weight down and bounced back up. He did it several times and Blake thought that was hilarious. It stopped at the pool and swatted at the water before taking a sniff of it. He didn't take a drink, and who could blame him with all the chlorine and probably remnants of some sexual activity. A stagnant pond probably had more appeal. I was just thankful that our robotic shark was in the indoor pool or that could have been entertaining. The bear opened our BBQ lid and licked the grill.
"We should get it some food, Dad. I think he's hungry," Blake suggested.
"No, if you do that he'll keep coming back for more."
"Cool. What do bears eat?"
"Fish and berries mainly," Gavin replied
"and naked 12 year old boys," Colin added.
"Ha ha, no they don't. A bear wouldn't eat me. I'd just whack him on the nose and tell him to sit."
"That should be effective," Kyle laughed. "He'll see our penises and think they're worms and try to eat all of us."
"That's my job," Aaron whispered to Kyle.
As the bear began to move again, I figured we should scare it off before it did any real damage or went to the front yard and got trapped. The wall around the front of the house was higher and more solid than the metal back fence, which is obviously how he got in the yard. Plus I know bears shit in the woods, but we'd need one hell of a poop bag if he crapped on our lawn. "ADAM, activate back yard alarm sirens."
It was part of the security system, so I figured it would scare the bear enough without hurting it. The two speakers began shrieking and had the desired effect. The bear turned and ran for the back fence, climbing over it as if it wasn't even there.
"That was so cool, Dad. I think I'd rather have a bear than a tiger now."
"Well, I'm sure he'll be back, but if he does you need to come in the house and lock the doors okay. If you just remain calm and quiet he'll leave you alone, and Blake, you must promise me NEVER to feed him okay," Colin said being the serious parent at the moment.
"Okay, I promise. Could we leave fish by the back gate so he wouldn't come in the yard and then I could see him again?"
"No, he's a wild animal and if we start to feed him, he stops trying to feed himself and might die in the winter."
"Whoa, that wouldn't be good." Blake said looking at us with his big eyes as he brushed the hair out of his face. "We should just watch him. When do you think he'll be back?"
"Whenever he's curious again," Colin replied. "We should call animal control to let them know that there's a bear around. I hated to admit it, but he was probably right. If that bear came back when any of us were in the yard, we could find ourselves in a dangerous situation. Blake was still pressed against the glass watching for it. All I could think of was how it must look from the other side. Blake probably looked like that scene in the Simpson's Movie where Bart was naked up against the glass. No wonder the bear ran off. Most of the guys jumped back in the pool now that the excitement was over. I wondered what other wild animals might come for a visit. We could start our own zoo.
I watched Gavin and Reece swim to the far end of the pool and from the movement of their hands it looked like they were having some underwater fun. I was happy that Reece was making some new friends now and Gavin seemed like a decent guy. Kyle and Aaron joined them as Blake kept a vigil at the window in case the bear returned.
"Scott, I should show you the foam room. You'll love it," I said as I led him to the bathroom and turned on the bubbles as we entered. "Once these fill up part of the room, they are so slippery that you'll never want to leave. While we wait, why don't you get on your knees and get me nice and hard so I can fuck that hot little ass of yours." He grinned and dropped to his knees and took my cock into his mouth. I was limp as he swallowed me down to the base and began to tongue my shaft, but it didn't take long for me to inflate and he backed up a bit so he could breathe. He was really good at giving head and I placed my hands on his head to get a good rhythm going. He played with my balls like all good cocksuckers should and he didn't disappoint. In fact he was so good, I had to stop him or he was going to get my load in the wrong hole. Stand up and turn around. It's my turn now. I wanna eat that ass before I give you a nice hard fuck."
Scott stood up and I took him over to the counter and bent him forward and spread his legs. I got down and pulled his cheeks apart and buried my face into his ass, licking at the winking rosebud. I teased all around it and made sure to stimulate his entire crack before finally plunging my tongue into him. Scot gasped and I pulled his ass even wider apart so I could push hard against him and get into his sweet hole. I probed as deep as I could and he tasted so amazing I could have stayed there all night. The bubbles were now halfway up the room and Scott's legs were now nice and slippery as I ran my hand up and down them. I ran a hand around to grab hold of his cock and stroked his already hard shaft. I could feel from how firm he was that he was raring to go and might not last long if I wasn't careful. Of course if he did blow a load, it wouldn't stop me from giving him a nice deep fucking. I was still enjoying the sweet taste of his ass when I heard the bathroom door open and looked over to see Aaron enter. He smiled when he saw us as we weren't quite hidden by the bubbles yet.
"I should have known. Mind if I take a piss while you two make out?" He said with a huge grin.
"Yeah but you have a toll afterward. I'm gonna fuck Scotty in a couple seconds and I'll need you to suck his cock until he shoots a nice juicy load down your throat."
"Now that's a toll worth paying," Aaron chuckled as he went to take a piss. I stood up and rubbed the foam all over Scott's crack and thoroughly coated my dick. Then I fingered his tight hole until I had him ready. Then I pushed my dick into him and waited for the sphincter to close around it and pull me inside. I heard Aaron flush and watched as he came over to us. As Scott turned to look, I slammed all the way in and he jumped at the intrusion. I held him tight and paused to let him get used to my dick. "Aaron, stop being a gawking tourist and get between his legs and suck his cock. This boy is only gonna last a few seconds he's so horny. You don't wanna miss his load. Then you can shove that massive dick of your into him. Ever had a 9½" dick in you, Scott?"
He shook his head and I smiled as I pulled back to begin fucking him. "Well after today you will have. Aaron is one well hung dude. You're gonna know what it means to be fucked when he finishes with you. Don't worry though, I'll open you up and fill you with natural lube before he gets inside you. I pounded him harder and faster and from the noise he was making, it sounded like he wasn't going to last much longer. Both Aaron and Scott were grunting and moaning in pleasure. I felt him cumming before I heard it as his ass tightened around my cock with each pulse that sent warm seed down Aaron's throat. I slapped his ass hard as I fucked him faster and emptied myself into him. It was a really fast fuck session, but worth it. I pulled out.
"Okay Aaron, get that pole in here and show him what it means to really get nailed." As Aaron got into position, I couldn't help buy give him a few quick strokes to get the bubbles properly around his cock. His huge dick never failed to amaze me and I almost wished it were me about to get fucked by it. I guess I'd have to join the three boyfriends in bed one day. They might need a break from each other once in a while. I watched as Aaron slid effortlessly into Scott's ass and disappeared into him. My ass felt every inch of his mammoth pole, even though it wasn't entering me. Aaron didn't waste time as he buried himself fully and began to fuck. He smiled at me as he drilled Scott and I nodded and went beside Scott and pulled his head up so I could kiss him. Our tongues intertwined and explored each other's mouths. I ran my hand up and down his chest and played with his nipples as he became more and more stimulated. I reached down to find that his cock was hard again. I guess Aaron was doing his job.
As we played, the bathroom door opened again. "Dad, are you in here?" Blake yelled from the door. "I need to pee but I can't see anything."
"Yeah, I'm kinda busy at the moment."
"Oh, sorry. Are you doing sex stuff?"
"Yeah, go use the bathroom upstairs or in the basement."
"Can I come and watch?"
"No. Just go to the other bathroom."
"Figured," he said quietly and I heard the door open and close again.
"That was close," Aaron said.
"At least he asks now," I laughed. We continued to make out and I used one hand on the back of his head so we could kiss and the other on his cock to stroke him in time with Aaron's fucking. He was breathing heavily and cried out slightly when he shot another load onto the floor. I kept kissing him and felt Aaron pull his hips and slam him hard and then hold on. I knew he was receiving his second load of the day. Once Aaron was done he pulled out and wiped his cock on Scott's ass.
"Holy fuck! That was intense. I could do that for days," Scott exclaimed.
"Be careful what you wish for around here," Aaron said. "You might just end up getting fucked by everyone for a week. They serve more people around here than McDonald's." I turned off the bubbles and hit the shower heads so we could wash off. I showed Scott how the nozzle on the bidet worked so he could get the gallons of cum out of his ass. We both laughed as he bounced up and down on the nozzle inside his ass and jerked off.
"Shit, I wouldn't need you guys if I had one of these at home," he chuckled as he bounced. He was so into it that I thought he might cum again, but he stopped and let the water and cum drain out before joining us under the shower. We returned to the pool where Blake took it upon himself to inform everyone what we were doing.
"If everyone is done with the adult sex stuff can we go driving now?" Blake asked as he jumped out of the pool and grabbed a towel. "I mean we all like getting our dicks sucked but we have more important stuff to do ya know!"
We broke out laughing at Blake's comments as he was being a total smart ass but it was hard to take him serious as he stood there wet and naked looking adorable.
"We'll remind you of that comment when you're 16," `Marvin' teased.
"WhatEVER!" he smirked. "Come on guys, let's take all the cars out and have a parade. I'll drive the first car."
"You can drive?" Gavin asked.
"Oh sure, I'm 12 so Dad is teaching me," he said proudly.
Everyone disappeared for a short while to get dressed and by the time they returned dressed and ready to go, Jason and Alex joined us and as we went out to the garage Kurt and Patrick were riding up on their bikes.
"Hey guys! What's goin' on?" Kurt asked when he saw all of us.
"We're talking the cars out and having a parade," Blake explained as he ran up and gave each one a quick hug. "Are you gonna come with us?"
Kurt looked at me quizzically.
"You're welcome if you want. We'll probably head out on the highway, maybe go out towards Chilliwack or Hope and find a back road or two. We'll stop for lunch somewhere and make a day of it."
"Sure. I'm up for it," Patrick said. I looked down at his crotch and smiled. He blushed slightly and gave a weak grin. Kurt also agreed that it sounded like fun. We began to pull out all the cars and with 12 vehicles and 14 people it was hard to decide who was going to go where. Of course some of the guys like Kurt, Patrick, Reece, Gavin and Blake didn't have their license yet, so we began pairing everyone off. Troy had his Mustang, but chose my Camaro which made me smile. He chose Reece to join him. Kurt loved the new Lamborghini so he joined `Marvin' in that which made him grin from ear to ear. I guess he figured he had the best of both worlds. A celebrity and a cool car. He would probably have a straight boy erection all day. We might have to help him take care of that later. Scott couldn't believe it when we threw him the keys to the Ferrari, and Gavin immediately partnered up with him. Kyle took Patrick in the old Lamborghini. Colin and Aaron were in the Bugatti with Aaron driving, which must have either made him super excited or nervous as hell. We always told the guys that just a scratch on the Bugatti was worth more than any of the other cars total price. Jason and Alex got to drive Colin's Mercedes SL roadster which was a rarity as no one ever really drove it before. I still think Colin's car was one of the coolest. It was flashy in silver, but not over the top like the Lamborghini's. I mean come on it was only a $128,000 car. It's not like one of the expensive ones. "Blake would you like to take Troy's Mustang, and learn to drive that?" He looked at me like I was insane and shook his head.
"No thank you. I think we should take my car Dad. I really gotta learn to get the feel of it first before I get into driving the sports cars," he said sincerely and headed for the Toyota. I felt like the hillbilly cousins visiting the rich folk, but the look in Blake's eyes at being in his own car said the opposite. He liked the cool cars we had, but he was more excited about being in the Toyota at this point in time and who could blame him. We took off in the seven vehicles, each one with a drive and Navigator, or more correctly a driver and a texter. We kept in touch back and forth between the vehicles with Colin and Aaron leading the way. Blake and I brought up the rear. Just how I like it. Being behind a bunch of hot guys. Mainly I was at the back so people didn't think we were part of the `cool kids.' Blake and I were like the tag along nerds at the jock party. Of course once we got out of the vehicles, we were the hot ones. Me and my curly haired son. It took us about two hours to get out past Chilliwack, east of Vancouver and find a decent back road where we could have some privacy to teach Blake to drive, since that was the whole mission. Of course while we were there, we decided to teach everyone who didn't know. I could see it now. They would all crash into each other and make this the most expensive demolition derby in history. How would we explain to the insurance company that we destroyed over 3 million dollars worth of cars in one afternoon. I took Blake a distance down the road and let him take the wheel. He was actually really good and by the time we got the speed up to 80kph he was grinning like it was the best thing in the world. He was focused on the road and had the car handled really well. He was a natural and as he got faster, I wondered if he might grow up to be a race car driver. I had to slow him down several times. I kept in touch with the others and found that everyone was having fun learning to drive. At one point, the Ferrari screamed passed Blake and I doing at least twice our speed.
"Can I catch up to them, Dad?" Blake asked all excitedly.
"No. They're going a little fast for us." I found out that Colin had let Troy open the Ferrari up which was cool by me. There weren't many places we could really get the cars to show off their stuff and even on this road it wasn't ideal. One pot hole and it's game over.
"Check out the cowboy over there, Dad," Blake said as he looked out the window to check out the guy on a horse rounding up cows.
"Keep your eye on the road, buddy. When you're driving you should never take your eyes off it."
"In case something jumps out in front of me right?"
"Right, and one rule of driving is that the car goes where you look. So if you're staring into a field pretty soon we'll end up in the field."
"That would sure scare those cows huh?" He smiled. "Did you hear about the cowboy who wore a paper suit, paper hat and paper shoes? He was charged with rustling!" Blake said telling me a joke out of the blue. I laughed and he giggled at his own humor.
"So am I allowed to drive out here Dad? Is that why we're in the country and stuff?"
"No, we're out here because there's no other traffic and we won't get caught. You can't really drive until you're 16 but it's good to learn how in case of an emergency."
"So is this against the law?" Blake asked.
"Kinda. I mean we're not hurting anyone and we're being careful, so it's probably okay. You wouldn't go to jail or anything."
"Cool. So normally I have to be 16 right?"
"Right."
"Like sex, huh?"
"Kinda."
"So when we're finished driving out here can you teach me about sex?"
"No, you have to wait for that, buddy."
"How come? If I can't have sex or drive until I'm 16 but you're teaching me to drive where no one can see, why can't you teach me sex where no one can see too. I mean isn't that how kids learn stuff? From older people, like parents."
I think I just got played. "Well, I'm teaching you to drive in case of emergency. I can't think of a single emergency that might come up with sex."
"I can," he replied. I figured he might. Something tells me he's smarter than he acts. "If two people are having sex and one stops and the other still needs to do it then, I could jump in and help so they wouldn't feel bad. I'd be there for them when they needed me, like in an emergency."
Great, my son wants to pinch hit for sex. His logic made sense and in the big picture, he was probably right. Teaching him to drive was no different than teaching him sex. Both would keep him safe in the long run, but we have such a taboo about sex. Grab a gun and teach him to hunt, no problem. Get the car and teach him to drive, yup fine. Swear like a trucker...it's a guy thing. Learn sex, hell no...keep it in your pants. "Not sure that would constitute an emergency buddy, but like I told you, I'm happy to talk to you about sex and answer your questions and no one will stop you if you want to experiment with other people around your age.
"Like me and Cory?"
"Yes, like you and Cory."
"But if he doesn't know stuff and I don't know stuff, how do we learn what to do? Shouldn't someone older teach us like you're doing with driving?"
"Sometimes you just learn by doing buddy. I give you the basics behind driving and you are the one actually doing it. I'm not behind the wheel driving for you. Same with sex. You get the information in detail and then you do it on your own. I don't show you by doing it with you. I simply explain it and you take that and learn from it." I'm getting so good at parenting I care myself.
"So you can give me details and I can go try it."
"Yep. That's the way to learn."
"Cool. So when Cory puts my penis in his mouth, and you have told me what it's supposed to be like I can tell him and we practice until it sounds like what you said."
This was getting confusing. "I think so."
"He's not supposed to use teeth on my penis right? He says that it's okay to do that because it's like nibbling on an ear."
"No, teeth aren't supposed to be used on a penis. Only lips."
"I KNEW IT!" He grinned as he looked at me and almost drove off the road.
"How about we concentrate on one lesson at a time? Today it's driving. When you're 14 we can start sex lessons."
"Ha ha. Very funny. You can teach me stuff later today when we get home. You know I'm not a little kid anymore right. I can handle adult talks. I like to know stuff Dad and I think we could have a real good man to man talk about sex and I'd get it."
"I'm sure you would buddy. I'm sure you would." I'm just not ready for it, I thought to myself. Man to man talk? Christ, I just got a kid and now he wants a man to man talk. Could we wind back the clock 8 years and enjoy those types of adventures first?
By the time we got back to the rest of the group, Blake was a pretty good driver. He still was a little hard on the brakes, but he had great control. He rolled the window down and yelled over to Colin. "DAD! Wanna come see me drive. Dad Justin said I'm like a race car driver." Colin smiled and I wondered if it was Blake's enthusiasm or the fact I'd been called Dad Justin." I guess that was Blake's new way of sorting us out in his head.
I climbed out and let Colin go for a ride with Blake who was completely focused and looked so small staring out the window. I watched them drive away and turned to see how everyone else was doing. Jason and Alex had decided to take our driving trip in an entirely different direction and were currently driving Scott and Gavin against the side of the Ferrari, or more correctly Jason was driving Scott's ass and Gavin was driving Alex. I guess they were taking a fuck break. I guess it was naïve to think that we would go through a whole day in the great outdoors without sex springing up somewhere. I leaned up against the side of the car and watched.
"Blake is totally awesome at driving. Either the kid has had lessons before or he's just a natural," I smiled as I watched my brother drilling Scotty.
"Cool. He looks like he's having fun," he smiled as he looked at me.
"He's not the only one. How's his ass?"
"Great. We were needed to stretch our legs a bit so this seemed like a good thing to do."
"How's Alex's ass, Gavin?"
"Nice. He knows how to use it better than the guys at school," he said complimenting Alex.
"He should. He uses it more than most," I laughed as I casually unzipped my pants and pulled my cock out so I could stroke it as I watched. No point in letting a perfectly good erection go to waste. Alex looked over at me and smiled and turned slightly so he could lower his lips to my cock. That was an even better use of my erection. Alex was being spit roasted and I was happily just leaning against the car enjoying myself. We saw the Toyota in the distance heading back towards us, so I knew we didn't have long.
"We should finish up guys, because Blake is on one of his teach me sex moods again. If he sees this he'll want to watch or join in or at the very least pester us with questions for the next several hours. If you gotta load, I suggest you dump it quickly before he gets here," I recommended to everyone. The pace picked up from a leisurely fuck in the woods to a rapid fuck in the wood. Jason came inside Scotty first who simultaneously jerked himself to ejaculation all over the side of the Ferrari. Kurt was going to need to get out his shammy. I let loose inside Alex's mouth as Gavin filled him up from behind. I like it that we can all basically cum on demand. We really should be porn stars. By the time the Forerunner with Blake and Colin pulled up we were all innocently hanging around talking as if nothing had happened.
The other cars arrived and all the new drivers looked like they had enjoyed themselves. Kurt was the most obvious as he adjusted his crotch and was clearly sporting a boner. I chose not to say anything, but he blushed when he saw me notice.
"Yeah, I know. I like cars and driving what can I say," he chuckled as he grabbed his crotch again. "Thanks for letting me drive. This was the best day ever."
"Anytime buddy. That's what cars are for," Kyle told him.
I thought that's what straight boys were for, but what do I know. We decided to head into town and grab something to eat as we'd been out for quite a while. We let the newbie drivers hit the road until we got closer to civilization and then swapped around. I made sure that Blake and I stayed well back from the group in case anyone stopped suddenly, but all went without incident. When the 14 of us pulled up at Wendy's and parked, I think we attracted more attention than if Ronald McDonald had strolled in and ordered one of Wendy's hot and juicy's. God that sounds gross. Imagine those two making out. Big ass clown feet bouncing up and down on top of a pig tailed Wendy as he looked at her with that stupid grin. That's enough to kill straight sex forever. The Burger King and Dairy Queen could abdicate and leave sex in the hands of Arby and his thick meat piled on fresh buns. I think I really must be hungry.
We all ordered our meals and sat where we could watch the vehicles as they attracted more and more attention. It was almost as if we were having an impromptu car show. If you ever want to get a straight boy into bed, this is how you do it. I'll bet of the two dozen boys looking at the cars, we could have taken 22 of them to bed. It's true what they say. You don't need a big dick if you have an expensive car. As I've said before, I didn't have to worry as I had both. One of my plans in the future was to have some fun with my brothers and we would all get the same car, dress alike and go somewhere. How cool would that be? We'd go viral in hours. I always thought that going viral seemed like something you'd need to take medication for, but it's a new world now. Going viral is good. Sic is great, bad is good, cool is hot. I'm confused. I probably just need more sugar.
We finished our meal and headed home where Kurt and Patrick got to work on cleaning all the cars. They were filthy from all the dust. Jason and Alex headed off to do their own thing and just as we were trying to decide what to do the doorbell rang and it was Darren from next door.
"Hi! Just wondering if Blake wanted to come over and hang out with me and my cousin James. He's staying with us for a week and he's 12 too so I thought maybe it'd be fun for all of us to hang out."
"Can I Dad?" Blake asked excitedly.
"Sure if you want to. Sounds good. Just be home by 9."
"What if they ask me to sleep over?" He asked.
"Well then call me and ask," I smiled. He hadn't even met the guy and he was already inviting himself to a sleepover.
"Should I bring anything?" Blake asked Darren. "Do you have a pool?"
"Yeah we have two pools just like you and we don't wear shorts either. My family is kinda like yours. We only wear clothes when we have to."
"Okay, bye Dads. Catcha later," he yelled as they ran out.
We were halfway through a game of pool when Scotty, Gavin, Reece and Troy all got a text message at the same time. I smiled and pretended not to notice.
"Ummm, we have to go," Troy said. "We forgot we were meeting up with someone." He was almost as good a liar as me. The boys rushed out and took off in Troy's car. I wondered what exciting task the Q had planned for them today. No doubt Troy would tell me later. Our group was down by half and as Marvin, Colin, Kyle and Aaron played pool, I went out to the garage to see how the guys were doing with the cars. I almost burst out laughing as I saw Patrick bent over the front passenger seat of the Bugatti while Kurt was fucking him. I hadn't expected to see that at all.
"I guess you two have learned to enjoy each other's company better," I smiled as I walked up behind them and pulled Kurt's pants further down so I could watch his ass clench at each thrust. What happened to the whole `still straight' remark?" I said to Kurt.
"Hey, we both talked and until we get girlfriends we figured as long as we didn't say anything to anyone we might as well help each other out from time to time, and doing all that driving made both of us super horny," Kurt explained as he kept fucking. He didn't even mind as I rubbed his smooth ass and ran my fingers between his legs to play with his balls.
"So does that mean Patrick will fuck you when you're finished with him?"
"Nah, he likes it way more than me, so we mainly just give each other blowjobs or I do the fucking, although I'm okay being rimmed."
"Sounds like you guys have it all worked out," I grinned as I watched Kurt's dick sliding in and out of Patrick. I pushed Kurt's shirt up and ran my hands along his back and then down over his ass. I got on my knees behind him and licked into his hole as he thrust back and forth. Once I had him well lubricated with my spit, I pushed my thumb inside and used my fingers to cup his balls to stimulate him more. As soon as I ran my thumb over his prostate a couple of times and pushed down on it, he cried out and filled Patrick's ass with his pent up juice. I loved how easy it was to get a straight boy off when they were so insistent that gay sex really wasn't their thing. He pulled out and I suggested he get on his knees to take care of Patrick's erection. He looked at me as if to indicate he was finished and that maybe I might like to help his buddy out, but that would hardly be fair. I gently helped him get to his knees without letting him pull up his pants first. Patrick turned around and I took hold of his cock and aimed it at Kurt's lips. Without hesitation, he accepted it into his mouth and began to suck. He even held Patrick by the hips to steady himself. As he did it, I leaned over and kissed Patrick to help him along. He eagerly kissed back and it didn't take much of that, or my hand under his shirt playing with his perky little tits, before he shot his load down Kurt's throat. My job here was done. I'm like the sex cheerleader of the house. Go Kurt Go! Rick em, rack'em, rickum ruckum, get those balls and really fuck `im. Yay team!'
"Good to see you guys helping each other out. How's the car cleaning going?"
"We won't get them all done today, but we can always come back over the next few days to get them shined up again."
"Sweet. You do such an amazing job I sometimes forget how much work is involved out here. I can't imagine how big a mess this area would be without you guys. You might as well just work naked so that if you get horny again, you're ready." It seemed like good advice in my mind. I handed each of them a hundred bucks as a thank you. They gave me a big hug. Wonder what I'd get for two hundred bucks. I headed back inside to hang out with the guys for the day and when I got the expected call from Blake asking if he could sleepover with James and Darren. I made sure it was okay with their Dad and agreed. Now I had a free night, so Colin and I decided have a nice romantic evening. We dressed up and had a night in town, starting with steak and lobster, followed by several glasses of wine. Then we decided to check into the most expensive suite at the Pan Pacific Hotel overlooking the harbour where we made out like newlyweds all night. The amount of times I was on the bottom, I felt like the bride. Just wrapping myself around him and forgetting our responsibilities was fun. Maybe that's what we should have done instead of moving into a mansion with everyone and getting a kid, but on the other hand, maybe it allowed us to have nights like this that were so special. I slept curled up against Colin all night and had my head or my arm on his chest the whole time. His breathing helped me sleep and listening to his heart beat was so hypnotic. In the morning we had room services bring us breakfast in bed and the waiter that brought the cart in was so hot that I thought maybe he was part of our breakfast, but sadly he wasn't. What a tease. I wrote my number on the bill anyway. You never know in a hotel who is playing for our team and I like to find the best players wherever I go. We checked out and had the valet bring the Mercedes around.
"So when are you gonna get rid of the Camaro and get a real car?" Colin asked me as we headed home.
"Hey, that is a real car. You bought it for me. I will keep it forever. It's special to me."
"Okay, but the last time you rode something that special was the short bus to school. It's just a car."
"I know, but it means a lot to me, plus it's comfortable. The other cars are nice, but they're more for show that practicality. Maybe down the road we can buy something else. I like the new Maserati Granturismo Stradale or the BMW 6 Gran Coupe." "Ah ha! I knew you had been looking at cars," he grinned.
"Didn't say I didn't like cars. I'm just happy with mine. Plus I can get to places and back without everyone stopping me to ask about the car. If I drove the Ferrari everywhere it would take twice as long. You have to let them see in it, then answer questions and then comes an hour of sex as they pay to ride in it. I never get anything else done."
He laughed and called me a slut. How rude! Blake was already at home when we got back and smiled as we walked in holding hands.
"Did you guys have a sleepover too?" He asked as he ran up to us.
"Yep, how was yours?"
"Good. James is my age and he lives in Hiding Guy somewhere on an island."
"I think you mean Haida Gwaii," I grinned although hiding guy seemed like a better place as long as they didn't stay too hidden.
"Right. He's just visiting but he said I can go there anytime and visit. We have to take a ferry to get there though."
"Okay, I'll take Colin," I smirked and got punched in the arm.
"Huh?" Blake said not catching on. "James said they have canoes and horses even wolves."
"Nice I've never seen a wolf and a horse in a canoe before," I laughed.
"Are you guys on crack?" Blake asked. "The horses don't go in the canoes. I'm gonna go Skype with Cory if you need me. We're planning some shit for this weekend."
"Some shit huh? That sounds really messy," I smiled. He shook his head and ran off.
"Should we have charged him a dollar for swearing?" Colin asked.
"Meh, fuck it," I replied as I kept holding his hand and we headed to the kitchen. He held out his hand for a loonie. Sadly the weekend came to a close and it was back to routine. Monday was grocery day for Blake and I before his diving lesson. He was supposed to start swimming lessons this week as well, but they had postponed them as there weren't enough kids signed up. I could probably have hired the lifeguard teacher guy to train Blake privately, but he needed to interact with more kids, so we'd just wait. Warren's Mom picked him up so there was no opportunity to go over and learn more wrestling from Kane. That's too bad as my ass was eager.
We got our apology from Cory's school via a phone call from the principal who said that they had implemented a zero tolerance bullying policy and while they would still discourage `over the top' public displays of affection between students, they would apply it to everyone equally. I could handle that, so things were pretty good so far. Scouts seemed to go well for Blake as he came home excited to show me what he'd learned to do with his pocket knife. He carved some sort of a whistle. I guess they started with a basic kit and just went from there. What idiot gives a kid a knife and has him make a whistle. Like kids need to make even more noise than they already do.
"I can blow it when I see the bear and it's supposed to scare him off," he said showing his new found wisdom." Jason just smiled and put his arm on his shoulder.
"You can probably just blow it all the time to ensure he doesn't even come in the yard. It can also be used to wake your Dad's up in the morning if they sleep in," Jason encouraged.
"You're an asshole, you know that?" I said giving Jason a really evil look. One of my patented Justin stares.
Thursday, Cory was over for a few hours as Sheila had a meeting of some sort so Jason said he'd look after him. J.P. and Ryan had also dropped by to hang out with us, which added to our night. We ordered pizza for dinner and Cory ran to answer the door when it arrived. A few minutes later he was back with the pizza. "Justin, there's two dudes in ties at the door that arrived with the pizza guy. They wanted to know if they could talk to you."
I went to the door dressed in just my underwear and saw two cute boys wearing white shirts, black pants and colored ties. "Good afternoon sir, we hope you don't mind but we were just about to buzz the gate when your pizza guy arrived. I wonder if we could talk to you about Jesus Christ and how he may bring light into your lives."
"Oh, I think we're okay with light. We use solar panels and the main electric grid, plus all our bulbs are environmentally friendly."
"No sir, we mean that we are with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, and we'd like to talk to you about the bible."
"When is ladder day exactly? Come in. You can join us for pizza if you want. I'm sure the guys will love to hear this. I'm Justin."
"I'm Elder Mason and this is Elder Levitt."
"Sorry, which one of you is elder? One of you has to be younger," I smiled as I took them through to the kitchen where everyone else was in the kitchen.
"It's a title. We're all called elder," Levitt said.
"That's confusing. What's your first names?"
"We're not allowed to use our first names."
Like a pledge or something, cool. I can respect that. I'll bet the frat house will be wild at your place."
"Guys, this is elders Levitt and Mason, although I still think one of them is probably younger. I think they're either selling lighting or bibles. I'm not sure."
"They're Mormons," Alex grinned as he looked up at them. The two boys were seriously overdressed in our house. Most of us were just in our underwear. J.P. and Ryan were shirtless as was Jason. The rest had shirts on.
"If you guys want some pizza help yourself. We're pretty casual around here. I'm surprised we're actually wearing clothes," Jason said as he pointed to the food. "Would you like a beer or wine or something?"
"We don't drink alcohol thank you, and we're only allowed to eat food that we prepare for each other," one of them said.
"We'd starve to death around here if that was a house rule," I laughed. "Suit yourselves. It's not like we'd rush off to tell anyone. So these are my brothers Jason and J.P., we're triplets in case it wasn't obvious. The others are Colin, Ryan, and Alex. The two young guys are Blake and Cory.
"Hi!" said Cory. "How come you guys are called Morons?"
"Mormons," Alex corrected as the rest of us broke into laughter. Morons, sounds about right if they're showing up at this house, but it would be fun to see what they had to say and to waste their time. "It's a religion."
"Oh, okay. Can me and Blake go eat in the media room? This sounds like it's gonna be boring adult stuff."
"Sure, just try not to make a mess."
"Can we take our root beers too?" He asked and then turned to the two visitors. "It's not alcohol. It's just pop. Me and Blake don't drink alcohol either."
The two boys left and we invited our guests to sit down. "If you guys don't want a beer, can we get you something else, Coke? Coffee?"
"We can't have anything with caffeine in it, water would be fine. Thank you."
"No caffeine. I'd be a total bitch in the morning in without coffee," Colin laughed.
"Even with caffeine, you can be a bitch. Thankfully you're cute, so we can forgive you most of the time," I grinned. He stuck his tongue out at me. The two Mormons gave each other a look and I had to try and hide my knowing smile. Once they clued in that we were all gay, this was going to be very uncomfortable for them. "So what are you selling exactly?"
"We're not exactly selling anything. We're missionaries and we're just here to talk about the book of Mormon and the vision of Joseph Smith and how you can have everlasting life."
"You mean we'll live forever?" I asked.
"In the kingdom of heaven, there is life everlasting for those who give themselves to God.
"Give myself to him? Is he cute? I don't just sleep with anyone," Ryan said.
"Bullshit, since when? You kinda do," J.P. replied.
"Shut up. I wanna hear more about this," Ryan said as he put his hand on J.P.'s crotch and slipped it into his underwear, out of sight of the Mormon boys.
"So what else is there? Do we have to do anything special?"
"We have the scriptures that we follow and believe that our bodies are our temples. We should never put anything into them that is considered unclean. Alcohol, tobacco, illegal drugs, caffeine."
"And this is your sales pitch?" Alex asked smiling. "Not opening with your best stuff are you? What's the benefit exactly?"
"If we all live the way God intended we will be welcome into his kingdom."
"So unless we do what he says we can't live with him? You realized I moved away from home to get away from those kinds of rules right? How old are you guys. You sound like you're missing out on a lot of fun," Alex said.
"We're 19. We have a two year mission, before we return to the church."
"Two years. Damn, you guys could be out partying every night. You should stick around and join us after dinner. We're going swimming. We normally go skinny dipping, but if you're shy we can get you swim suits, but Church guys should be okay with nudity right? I mean after all isn't it the whole `made in god's image' thing?"
"No, we're not allowed to go swimming while on our missions as Satan has power over the water, and we're also not allowed to be without our undergarments except to bathe.
"Undergarments? Seriously? So far this isn't exactly enticing. I'm curious. If Satan has power over the water and the world is 70% water, doesn't that mean he's winning? Seems like we should just wait for his guys to show up at the door and see what they're offering. I'll bet they allow nudity and parties," Alex smiled.
"So do you allow sex in your religion or is that forbidden too?" I asked.
"We allow sexual relations between a man and a woman once they are bound in marriage."
"So you have to be married before sex? What if the person you're marrying sucks at it? You mean you're stuck with a shitty lay for the rest of your life. Yipes. That's it for me. I'm out," Ryan said as he stood up. "Hell I'm horny just sitting here listening to talk about sex. Come on J.P. Let's go down to the pool. I'm gonna pass on the God thing, he sounds like a real stick in the mud." As both guys stood up they were rock hard and pushing out the front of their underwear. The Mormon boys looked and then turned away quickly when they realized what they were seeing. They may be Mormon, but they were still 19 year old boys.
"Sorry about them. Like I said, we're pretty casual around here. Erections are about as common as pizza. Hell we're guys right. Can't keep the damn things down most of the time. It must suck having to wear underwear all the time though. Seems like if god wanted you in underwear, we'd have been born that way and not naked. Weird."
"So what would happen if you didn't follow the rules?" Jason asked.
"We could be kicked out of the church."
"But aren't there like a hundred religions all selling the same thing. Others allow alcohol and being naked. Why would anyone want to join your group? Which religious dude was it that turned water into wine?"
"Jesus," Alex replied.
"Right, so either the son of God was a real bad ass rebel, or alcohol is okay. Don't you go up and get a sip of wine at that communion thing? Seems like maybe this Joseph Smith guy was like Dr. Phil. Give out useless information to see how many weak minded people will follow along like sheep. Then he probably died before he could say `just kidding'. As I see it, the church has it wrong. Sex is fun and pleasurable, but childbirth is painful. Therefore we should screw like bunnies and only procreate when absolutely necessary. We were born naked, so we should stay naked, not wear under garments 24/7 and since we're made in God's image, he should be pretty cool with us living our lives and enjoying all he offers. Seems like maybe you guys haven't thought this thing through all the way," Jason said staring at the Mormons.
"And when it comes to sex, don't they call it the missionary position? If you're missionaries...see where I'm goin with this?" I asked grinning.
"Many have changed the bible over the years to have different interpretations, but we believe the book of Mormon is the one true word from the prophets," said Elder Levitt.
"Sounds complicated and frankly a little boring. So why don't you guys come down to the pool and hang out for a bit while we go swimming, or is that forbidden too?"
"We would prefer to come back at another when we are able to talk you properly," Mason said.
"Okay, but just so you know this is about as dressed as we get around here. You guys should come by and relax and have some fun. You have to undress to take a shower, so I don't see what the difference is with swimming in a giant bathtub. If Satan has power over the water, wouldn't it be the same water that comes from a shower too? I don't get it," Jason said shaking his head. "You guys gotta rethink this religion of yours. You're missing out. I'd pick another religion. You guys are really good looking. You should show off the bodies that God gave you."
"Jason's just sexually frustrated. Alex isn't putting out as much as he'd like," I laughed figuring it was time to end this mess. They were just incredibly boring and I couldn't listen to any more of their weirdness.
"You're gay?" Elder Levitt said.
"Yeah, but it's okay because they're married, so it fits with your whole no sex until marriage thing," I smiled.
"Yes, but marriage is only between a man and a woman. Homosexuality is an abomination," Levitt said.
"So is wearing clothes of more than one fabric or shaving facial hair or something like that and even eating shellfish, but I'm betting that you ignore those ones," Alex replied.
Elder Mason looked at his colleague and I could see it in their face that they didn't like how this was going. "May I use your bathroom?" He asked suddenly.
"Sure, I'll show you where it is. I'll make sure the guys haven't turned on the foam in the room. It's on the pool deck and it's a multipurpose room," I explained as I stood up to show him the way. I led Mason through the glass door heading to the lower level and once it closed behind us, I turned slightly as we made our way down. "So do you do this a lot?"
"We are out six days a week from around 10am to 9pm spreading the word," he replied.
"Wow, not a lot of personal time. What do you do for fun?"
"Basketball, sports. Things like that. We aren't allowed to do a lot of things as we have to concentrate on our mission and dedicate ourselves to god."
"Not to get too personal, but what about masturbation? That's pretty normal. Is that allowed?"
He blushed and moved his hand over his crotch slightly. "No, we're not supposed to do that either. It's considered a sin."
"Wow, not gonna win many favours attracting guys to your church with rules like that," I said as we entered the bathroom. "But let me ask you something seriously. Ever since you got here, you've had a boner. Obviously to get one you have to have been thinking about sex which is just as much a sin as getting rid of the erection, so what's the difference."
"I didn't say I don't masturbate, just that we're not supposed to. Even just being down here with you alone is forbidden. My companion is supposed to wait outside the bathroom while I'm in here," he stammered as I stepped closer to him.
"So if I did this," I said as I reached up and took hold of the bulge in his pants. "You'd really be in trouble huh?"
"Definitely," he said swallowing hard.
"So did you really need a piss or were you just looking for a way to take care of the problem in your sacred underwear?" I asked as I unbuckled his belt and popped the button on the top of his dress pants. He just stared at me frozen like a deer in headlights as I lowered the zipper and slid my hands inside to cup his package.
"I shouldn't," he gulped heavily. I pulled the front of his absolutely horrible underwear down and fished his dick out. He was fully hard and around six inches in length with a beautifully smooth circumcised shaft.
"There's always lots we shouldn't do, but I thought that God was all about forgiveness. It's not like your hurting anyone like murder. You're enjoying the body that he gave you. I'll be quick and you can tell your buddy...sorry, companion, that you were taking a dump." I dropped to my knees and took his cock in my mouth. He gasped and grabbed for the wall to steady himself. I imagined in my head that this was his first ever blowjob. Get out the belt for another notch. I barely got started and probably hadn't been at it 10 seconds before he shot one of the biggest loads I've ever taken. I felt like I was at 7-11 downing one of their big gulps. He was trying hard not to cry out and I wondered how much weight he lost sending me such a massive load. Once he stopped, I pulled back and he refastened his pants.
"How long has it been since you came?" I asked.
"Probably four months. I had an accidental wet dream which I had to hide from Elder Levitt or he'd have to report it."
"Fuck dude, your church sucks. If you want to give your life to God, good for you, but pick a better religion. I'll run upstairs first and you can follow in a minute so it doesn't look obvious. Come back anytime and if anything goes wrong in your church, come over and we'll be here to help you and we never judge." I ran back to the kitchen quickly and looked around. "Oh your buddy's not back yet?"
"J.P. and Ryan are outside and wondered if we were gonna join them," I said to the guys. Ryan's itchin' to have a triple decker tonight."
"I swear to god...oh sorry, no offense. I swear that the only reason Ryan comes over here is to tell his friends he did the triplets again," Alex chuckled. "As we talked Elder Mason came back up holding his stomach.
"We should probably go. I think I must have ate something that didn't agree with me. Sorry to cut our visit short," he apologized.
"Are you alright, Elder?" Levitt asked.
"Yeah, just a stomach cramp. Sorry for taking so long.
"Feel free to come back and talk anytime guys. I'd love to hear more but it's gonna be hard to change our minds I'm afraid. We like sex and being naked and we like loving who we want, not who we're told to love by some invisible entity that seems to keep changing his mind every time the bible is rewritten by a MAN. Nothing personal guys, it's just that if the afterlife with God is what you're offering, not a lot of people are gonna buy in. You'll eliminate most Canadians especially if they can't drink and fuck, and forget trying to sign up Americans if they can't take guns along. Seems like you guys are on the wrong train. Not to make you feel uncomfortable or anything, but you are both really cute. Come back anytime as we'd love to hang out with you as long as you can accept us as much as we accept you," Jason said as he and Alex bid them goodbye. I walked them to the door.
"I hope your stomach feels better soon. Nice meeting you guys. Elder Levitt went out first, and as Mason walked past I rubbed my hands on his ass and gave him a bit of a squeeze. He turned to look at me and smiled.
"Thank you for your time," he said politely. And thank you for your cum, I thought politely to myself. I wondered how long he'd last in the church. He broke at least two rules within 5 minutes of meeting me. Screw Satan, I got more devil in me than he does. They left and I ran back to the kitchen laughing wildly.
Alex was grinning from ear to ear. "Fuck we coulda had so much fun with them. I thought Ryan and J.P. might go down on each other right in front of them, and when Cory called them morons, I almost pissed myself. I kinda feel sorry for them that they've been so badly brainwashed. Do you think they at least jerk off?"
"I know for a fact they don't. They have to sleep in the same bedroom to prevent each other from breaking the rules like that, but at the end of the day, they're still just guys," I said looking right at them.
"Oh my god, you did something with that guy didn't you?" Jason asked grinning wildly.
"Hey, he wanted to show me the book of Mormon. I showed him the book of Justin. I won!"
"What did you do?" Alex asked.
"Just gave him a blowjob and he damn near drowned me. He hasn't been allowed to cum in like 4 months or something. The guy was so sexually frustrated he almost came before I could get his dick out of his stupid ugly sacred underwear. Next time he comes over, we're going to fuck."
"Is that what he said?" Alex asked with wide eyes.
"No numbnuts, it's in the book of Justin. Don't you read the scriptures according to me?" I giggled. We laughed and raced downstairs to join the other guys. We got out of our own sacred boxer briefs and slid into the hot tub where we practiced chapters one through six of the book of Justin. We only stopped our missionary stuff when Cory and Blake joined us.
"So did we join their church Dad?" Blake asked me.
"No, they don't like the same things as us. They aren't allowed to go swimming or watch TV or drink alcohol or listen to fun music," I explained.
"That would suck."
"Yeah, they can't do that either," Alex joked. Blake caught that meaning easily enough.
"That definitely wouldn't be good around here then," he giggled as he and Cory ran over to the pool. Obviously Blake explained it to Cory who looked over at us and giggled as well. I shook my head. Boys will be boys, especially around here.
On Friday, we got another nice surprise when Troy showed up at the house with a car full of his stuff. "Is it okay if I move back? I talked to Mom and Dad and they thought it was a good idea too."
I almost cried as I hugged him. My brother was back and our family was complete again. We all helped him move back in and to make sure he felt welcome, Blake slept with him, beating me to it, although I think with Blake he might have got more sleep. In the morning, Troy came down the stairs in just his underwear looking half asleep with Blake pushing him from behind. "Come on Uncle Troy, hurry up." He complained. The two sat at the island and had breakfast. Blake looked at me and smiled. "We're going to the aquarium today, Dad. You can come along if you want. Uncle Troy is gonna take me and Cory and we're gonna see if we can go swimming with the whales."
"I think they only let you swim with the Dolphins and only on special occasions," I smiled.
"Well, we're gonna see what other stuff they'll let us do. Can you give Uncle Troy some money in case we need to bribe someone?"
"Is that how you think it works?" I asked looking at his big green eyes.
"Of course, I watch lots of TV ya know. I know how things work. You grease their palms and they play ball."
"If I grease my palms and play with balls I wouldn't need money to be happy," I smiled.
"That's sick, Dad!"
"Yeah Dad," Troy mocked "That's sick."
"You guys have fun and try not to scare all the fish. Just remember to keep your pecker in your pants of they'll think it's bait and try to eat it."
"Not funny dude," Blake said as he handed Troy the milk. It was nice to see that he bonded so well with all of us, but I worried that he was becoming an adult way too fast. I needed to get him into school and with kids his own age. Over the summer maybe we could send the two boys to summer camp. They should both like that.
Since I had a whole day to myself again, I called J.P. and we arranged to spend the day together with Jason for a triplet day. We would put my plan into action and turn some heads.
End of Chapter.
More next week. Thanks for reading and keeping up with the guys. We have the triplet's birthdays coming up, and of course it's almost been a year since Justin and Colin got married. They need a vacation.