The Society Boys

The Society Boys By Connor Matthews

Chapter 144

I arranged a diversion first and got into my acting persona on Friday night for when Colin got home. He walked in the door to a flurry of activity.

"What's with all the trucks outside?" Colin asked as he strolled in looking concerned.

"Dude, you're not going to believe this. We have mold in the walls. Apparently the vapour barrier has a tear in it and with all the rain we've been having, and probably over the years it's been growing. We have to have the drywall and insulation removed, from the main floor west wall," I explained as he looked around at all the ladders with workmen putting plastic up.

"That sucks. How long will it take?" He said going over to look at the wall where part of the drywall had been removed and the `mold' was visible. Amazing what you can get done for the right amount of money. It had to be realistic with Colin being so involved in buildings and real estate.

"Probably a week to make sure it's no longer toxic. It may explain why some of us have had headaches or been sneezing so much," I said, sounding extra concerned.

"I never even noticed. I gotta work less hours I guess," he said shaking his head.

"The rest of the guys have packed stuff and moved to the hotel. I figured we better get all the kids out first and we can join them later. I did pick the Pan Pacific again in case we need room service," I smiled.

"Are you sure you didn't spray mold on the wall just to see Malcolm again," he laughed. I almost choked. "I'll go grab a suitcase and we can head out. Good thing you found this before it really became a health hazard."

I went up with him to pack and we checked into the hotel shortly afterward. Jason, Alex and the twins were in two rooms in our suite, and we had the other two rooms. Kyle said he was staying with friends, but didn't elaborate. Troy and `Marvin' said they were staying with J.P. & Ryan. Blake was already playing with Travis & Trevor and kept running to the ice machine with the small ice buckets. "What are you up to boys?" Jason asked.

"You'll see," Blake explained as they ran back and forth. It was keeping them busy, so we left them alone. After what seemed like an eternity, they invited us into the bathroom where they had filled the tub with ice. It must have taken a thousand trips. We were all pretty impressed at the amount of work that went into it, especially for the small kids.

"So why's the tub filled with ice?" Jason asked.

"It's for a dare. We're gonna see who can sit in it the longest," he explained as if it was obvious. "Who wants to go first?"

"I'll go," Alex volunteered, ever the daredevil. He stripped to his underwear and slid into the ice. "Holy shi...darn that's cold." He said correcting his language in front of his sons.

Blake and the twins giggled as he was timed. He barely lasted 30 seconds. Then Jason went, followed by me and Colin. The best was Colin at 50 seconds. The twins wanted to try, but opted for dipping their feet into it and decided that was enough. Blake slid in, but only lasted 20 seconds before coming out looking like a smurf. We wrapped a big fluffy towel around him to warm him up.

"That's so cold!" He shivered.

"Well, it IS ice," Jason laughed. "You should turn on the hot water and time how long it takes to melt all that," he suggested. Which of course is exactly what they did. Blake wrapped himself in one of the big bathrobes which was way too big for him, but he looked warm. Once the fun was over, it was bedtime for the twins, so Jason and Alex took them to get them ready. Blake trotted along as if he was just expected to help.

Colin and I curled up on the couch in the living room and flipped through the pay movies to select one for later. Seems a bit of a rip off to pay $13.99 for a movie, but then what else is there to do in a hotel room? Okay, let me rephrase that. What else is there to do in a hotel room with three little kids running around and no room service waiter handy?

Blake came back looking like Mr. Cool in his robe. "The kids are in bed. What are we gonna do now?" We let him look through the movies and it was no surprise that he selected the latest Hobbit movie. Blake snuggled up against Colin and threw his legs over my lap.

"Comfy?" I asked smiling. He just looked at me and nodded. Jason and Alex came in and joined us. They thought we looked cute together so they took a few pictures. Blake posed for each one of them. Once the movie was over, and I thought it was actually never going to end, we told Blake that it was bedtime. He complained that he shouldn't have to go yet, but I think he was pretty tired so didn't put up much of a fight and headed for the twins bedroom.

"Where you going?" I asked expecting that he would go to the bedroom next to ours.

"I'm sleeping with the twins," he explained. "It's a strange place and they need someone around in case the wake up."

He actually made sense so Jason allowed him to join the twins, as long as he slept in underwear since the twins were in pyjamas. We kissed him goodnight and he ran off to bed.

"I think he's enjoying having the younger kids around," I said smiling. "You should seriously reconsider staying and not moving out."

"If all this shit with Damian goes away and they give James to you as a foster child, we'd have to stay until we can adopt him anyway. They said that it could take a year to make sure his real father doesn't come forward. We still think that in the long term it'll be better for all of us if we live separate. We have our own families now and we should start working on them.

"I hear you. Colin and I have been working on having another kid. He's been trying to get me pregnant," I smirked.

"How long's he been trying?" Alex smiled. "Three years?"

"Something like that," I admitted.

"Maybe I should give it a try. Just in case you're doing it wrong Colin. Would you mind?"

"Go for it," he replied. Alex came over, pulled off my shirt and unbuttoned my pants as I sat on the couch. He slid them off and then lowered my underwear. I wonder how come I'm always the first one naked in a room. He told me to turn around, so I slid to my knees and put my chest on the couch. Alex quickly stripped and spread my legs. He wasted no time in entering me and gave me a good old fashioned fucking. It started with Jason and Colin on both sides of me just watching but didn't stay that way. Colin undressed and got down behind Alex. He fingered him for a while and then pushed him forward to fuck him as well. Jason slid down in front of me so I could suck his cock. No point in leaving someone out. We stayed like that for a while just taking our time and having fun. Now this is a much better use of a hotel room if you ask me. We probably could have gone all night until we heard a small grunt near us and looked over to see Blake standing off to the side jerking his cock with the front of his underwear down. He had just shot his own load.

"Blake! Go back to bed," I said almost sternly.

"What? I'm allowed to watch. Plus I can't. I think one of the twins wet the bed. That's what I came out to tell you, but you guys were busy, so I waited."

That was considerate of him I thought to myself. Well, it would have been of it wasn't for the whole voyeuristic nature of him standing there jerking off. Needless to say, that ended our sex session. We each pulled on shorts and a t-shirt and went to help. I whispered to Blake to go to the bathroom to clean up. He complained as usual, but did it. Jason and Alex checked on the twins and we decided the best thing was to move them to the other room for now. Not sure how it works in a hotel. We might have to buy a whole new bed or something. The two boys stayed asleep as Jason quickly changed one of them were carried to the other bedroom. They slept like the dead. Blake came back looking like he'd just had a shower, and when questioned, he said he had to wash the pee off him, but it didn't deter him from climbing back into bed with the boys.

Once they were tucked in and settled again, we went back to the living room. "Has that happened before?" Colin asked.

"No, it's a first. Maybe they were excited or nervous about the hotel or forgot to go before they climbed into bed. Guess we'll have to watch for it in the future," Alex replied.

"Yeah, we don't need Blake getting into watersports this early," I said inappropriately and was quickly told off by everyone. Well, we don't do we? Everyone is so sensitive, geez. We were certainly out of the mood for more sex, so we retired for the evening. Colin and I snuggled and I think I humped his leg most of the night like a dog in heat. I felt like a teenager on a combination of Viagra and Cialis while watching porn.

The next day was Colin's birthday and Blake bounced in and made a flying leap into bed. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!" He yelled waking us up abruptly.

"Thanks Buddy," Colin said croaking as he tried to wake up. Blake wiggled into bed between us and handed Colin a present.

"Open it Dad, come on!" He said grinning.

Colin sat up and tried to open his eyes. I looked down the bed to see if his morning boner was showing. If it was, I could always whack it on the head to make it go away until I was ready to take care of it as my own birthday present to him later. He took the present and unwrapped it. It was a silver tube and when he opened it, there was a piece of paper in it. It took him a minute to read and he looked at Blake in disbelief.

"Do you like it?" Blake asked with big eyes waiting in anticipation.

"Buddy, this is the best gift ever. How did you think of it?"

"You like cars, so I thought this would be fun for you. Plus you have a model of a race car in your office."

Colin handed it to me which was important or I wouldn't be able to tell you about it. I read the certificate which said that it was good for two hours in a race car at the speedway in Mission.

"How did you get something like this?" Colin asked. "It's the most perfect gift ever."

"I know people," Blake smiled as he stared back and forth at the two of us. He MUST know people as he hadn't talked to me at all. My guess is that his `people' was Kyle. Colin leaned over and gave Blake a huge hug and kiss and of course Blake being the super affectionate one, climbed on top of Colin and folded his hands across his chest and looked him straight in the eye. "So how old are you now Dad?"

"26," Colin replied.

Blake grinned. "That's pretty old, huh? Okay turn over. You have to get 26 birthday spanks."

"Why?" Colin asked with a smirk.

"Well, you're supposed to get birthday bumps but you're too big for me to lift, so you get birthday spanks instead. So turn over mister." Colin just went along with it and rolled over. Blake yanked the covers back to expose my husband's cute ass and spanked him 26 times. Maybe we should have worn clothes to bed. By the time he was done Colin's ass was definitely a lot pinker and Blake grinned at his handiwork. Then he leaned over and kissed each cheek lightly.

"It's your birthday, so everyone has to kiss your ass all day," Blake giggled. "Come on Justin, you have to kiss his ass too."

"That's all I ever do," I said feigning a complaint as I leaned over Blake and kissed the pink cheeks of the birthday boy. I wanted to do so much more than kiss them, but with mini man watching we had to keep it PG.

"You wanna go and use your present today?" Blake asked.

"Sounds like fun. Maybe we'll go after we actually wake up. How was your night sleeping with the twins?" Colin asked.

"Good, except for the whole pee thing. They move around too much though so it's pretty hard to sleep properly."

"I know what you mean," Colin laughed at the irony of it. Blake wasn't exactly a stay still kinda sleeper himself. It would be fun to put a video camera on them all night and see how many miles they do. "It's still pretty early. Why don't we get another couple hours of sleep and then we can have breakfast," he said looking at the clock indicating it was barely 6am. Who gets up at these hours? I don't even know why they have a 6am on the clock. Blake shuffled down the bed and pulled the covers back over us and we went back to sleep. A couple hours later we got up and prepared for the day. Important things first. If you're not gonna use your morning boner for good, then you have to pee it away. We all used the bathroom together and it was kinda fun. I brushed my teeth as Blake peed and Colin hit the shower. Then I peed while Blake brushed his teeth and Colin still showered. Blake and I leaned against the sink as we continued to wait for Colin to finish. I put my face against the glass to watch him and Blake giggled and did the same thing. Colin was oblivious to us. I almost wanted to check my calendar to see how long this shower was taking. Blake finally opened the door and jumped in with him.

"God Dad, you sure take long showers," he complained. Then I waited as the two of them had a shower. Colin washed Blake's hair and helped him get clean. Like father like son. They were in there forever. If this had been at home, I would have joined them, but it was a hotel shower and not big enough for all three of us. Two for sure, but three would have been really tight. Eventually they finished and I took my shower a lot quicker than they had. By the time we got out, Jason and Alex were up and moving around. We said good morning and ordered breakfast for everyone. It arrived 20 minutes later and Colin and I both smiled as Malcolm rolled in the cart. He looked a bit surprised and then blushed as he put everything out for us. He did a double take at Jason and me as was customary, and asked if we needed anything else.

"You are welcome to stay if you want," I smiled. "Would be nice to have our room service waiter's personal service again."

"Thank you sir," He said professionally "but we're having a busy morning and I think I should be getting back. Plus it looks like you're having a family breakfast." He emphasized `family' a little as he looked at Blake. I could happily lock Blake in the bathroom for an hour if we could get him to stay. I handed Malcolm a 50 as we signed for breakfast and he headed off promising to contact us soon. From the way he looked at us, I'm sure he would be sporting a woody for the rest of the morning thinking about the last time we were here.

Jason went to get the twins, and they appeared sleepily, until they saw all the food and then climbed into a chair to grab anything that had their attention. We remembered to order milk and orange juice in addition to everything else.

Kyle texted me a little while later to say that all the plans were going as expected and they would be ready for tonight. The idea was to keep Colin out of the house until 6pm and then we'd head home for his surprise party. We spent the day as a family and went to the track to watch Colin get his ride in the race car. They also let the boys climb in and go for a much slower ride in it. The twins looked adorable in the giant helmets made for adults. I think we were there for four hours before we left. Some of the best parts were when we were shown the back areas, the pits, and how to speed change a tire. That would come in handy if I ever got a flat on the road. It was an awesome day and I felt so butch. Around 3pm, Jason and Alex said they had promised our parents they would take the twins over for a bit. Blake asked if he could go along, which of course was prearranged, but made to look like it was spontaneous. So far, I don't think Colin suspected a thing.

Once we were alone, I took Colin's hand and suggested we go back to the hotel for his real birthday present.

"So sex, huh?" He laughed.

"No, not sex huh. Birthday sex!" I grinned.

"And how does that differ from regular sex?" He asked.

"Blowing out the candles is more fun," I grinned as I kissed him. We raced to the hotel and fooled around for a couple of hours until I had worn him out. I made sure he got 26 of everything. Yeah, right! I'm good, but I'm not THAT good...now that would be a Guinness record, I'm sure. "We should go do something special tonight for dinner. Maybe go to a fancy restaurant with everyone or something. You said you wanted a birthday with the family, so I thought this might be nice."

"Great idea," he grinned as we hugged in bed. I pretended to text Blake.

"Okay, Jason and Alex will have Blake meet us at the restaurant. We should dress up though," I smiled as I got out of bed and ran to the next room and came back with two garment bags. I lay one down for Colin and smiled. "Happy birthday part one!"

He opened it and pulled out an Armani Tuxedo. "Oh my god, that's incredible!" He exclaimed as he slowly removed it from the bag. It shone with a glow that only an Armani suit can. "I needed a new Tux. Thank you so much!" He lay the suit down and ran around to give me a kiss, which started my boner up again. We hugged and kissed for a bit more. If this is how he reacts to all presents, then I should do this daily. I opened up the other bag to reveal an almost identical tuxedo for me.

I ran back out and got the bag with everything else in it. I had decided to keep the look classic, so went with a white tux shirt, black bow tie, black socks and new shoes for us. He loved it all and I got kisses for each item. I almost wanted to run around the suite and find more things to give him. We showered, shaved, did our hair, put on cologne and then dressed up to the tits and looked so hot we could win awards. The shoes were so shiny you almost could see yourself in them. Colin looked so incredibly hot I was getting horny again. I wanted to bend him over the edge of the bed, yank his pants down...well, you get the idea. I took his hand and we headed downstairs to the lobby where a limousine was waiting for us. The doorman opened the car and we climbed in. Just as we got under way my phone miraculously rang.

"Hello." I said answering it. "Yeah, this is Justin." I listened for a while and said a couple of oh shit's' and damn's'. "Okay, we're just going out to dinner, can this wait until tomorrow?" I listened some more. "Hang on. I put the phone down and looked at Colin. "It's the contractor at the house. They found the source of the problem. Apparently we have several leaks in the pipes in the house that have been spraying into the walls slowly causing the rot. He wants us to swing by and show us so we can decide how to proceed. Want me just to tell him to go ahead?"

"Of course. If we don't fix it, we'll just end up with the same problem again. One of the buildings I renovated a few years ago had this problem that hadn't been taken care of and it cost almost as much to fix, as if we'd built from scratch. What time do we have to be at dinner?" He asked.

"Reservation is in about 45 minutes if you want to go take a look. Sorry babe. This isn't how I planned your big day," I said looking as sad as I could trying to squeak out a few tears.

"Don't worry about it. It's been awesome so far. It'll take 5 minutes to swing by the house and take a look. You realize that if it's a big job, we should just have the whole house redone and get it fixed properly. We might be in the hotel for months."

"With our room service waiter? I'm okay with that," I said cheering up accordingly. He shook his head and laughed. I put the phone back up to my face and said we'd be there in 10 minutes. I told the driver of our change of plans, although he actually had only one destination anyway. We pulled up at the front doors of the house and my heart was racing. There was no sign of anything unusual and the house was relatively dark with only one contractor van at the side of the driveway.

"Where is everyone?" I asked trying to sound upset. "You'd think if the problem was that serious they'd work all night."

"Even contractors go home to their families," Colin assured me as I took his hand and we entered the darkened house. I hit the lights and actually scared the crap out of Colin who almost broke my hand as everyone yelled `SURPRISE!!'

He turned to look at me and grinned. "You set this whole thing up? What about the mold?"

"Fake," I laughed.

"But the hole in the wall and mold?"

"Mold was a movie set design and the hole was needed to make it look real."

As we looked around the house, the amount of work was incredible. The whole main floor had been transformed into an oasis. There was a line of palm trees all lit up with white lights, leading to what looked like an ocean setting, complete with sand and the long formal table. The lighting was perfect as if we were outside in a tropical location somewhere. It must have taken a huge crew to pull this off, but it was exactly what I planned.

"Happy Birthday, Colin," Blake said as he came up to us grinning from ear to ear, dressed in an identical Armani suit. "Were you surprised?"

"Shocked and almost had heart failure is more like it," he laughed as he hugged Blake. "Of course, I'm not sure what is the biggest surprise, this or your new hair." His curly mop had been straightened and he looked completely different. It was perfectly brushed and he looked so grown up that we almost didn't recognize him, but if I had a choice, I'd stick with the curly haired boy I was familiar with.

"You like it?" he said showing it off. "`Marvin' and Uncle Ryan helped me with it."

"You look amazing buddy," Colin said as we wandered into the house further. The next surprise was when he saw two people come around the corner to greet us. "Mom? Dad?" Colin said as he ran up to hug his parents. "When did you get here?"

"Flew in last night and stayed here to help out. Happy birthday, son," his Dad said. My parents were next up and hugged him. At this rate it would be midnight before we would have dinner. Everyone was dressed formally and the house so incredible that I think we should keep it like this.

"So just to be clear, there's no mold or water leaks right?" Colin grinned as he looked at me.

"Nope, none," I admitted.

"Well, I'm not easily fooled but you got me good. You really did. I still keep looking for the hole in the walls."

Our entire family was there, including Mary, Sheila and Cory. J.P. had brought Ryan along as well since we considered him family now too. Jason and Alex were dressed up with the twins, who looked adorable in little matching suites with different shirts and ties. I was happy that Jason wasn't dressing the boys identically. Being twins (now triplets) we understood not to do that. James was there with a lady introduced as a child protection worker, Charlotte. I think she was giving me the evil eye, but it might just be in my mind. She was dressed up formally for the occasion as well. James had also been put into a tux and looked like a proper gentleman. This was definitely going to be a tame party. I guess having our parents there assured us of that regardless. There were several waiters serving drinks and hors d'oeuvres. We mingled for a short while with everyone with good music playing in the background. It looked like a formal party for a king. It kinda was. My king. King Colin!

Dinner was announced quickly, so we all took our seats at the oversized giant table. Once everyone was seated, I stood up as the official host. "Thank you all for coming to Colin's birthday. As you know, he's getting on in age and it won't be long before he hits 30 and it's all downhill from there, so we figured we better have a special evening while he can still remember it," I said getting a few chuckles. "What do you get for a guy who has everything? Well, I think this is it. Friends, family and loved ones. Colin, we wanted tonight to be extra special so made sure to invite everyone to be here tonight. Your parents from California...and it's always a pleasure to see the in-laws." I few chuckled at that. I guess some don't like their in-laws, but I actually get along with Ethan and Margaret really well. "We did invite your brother and sister-in-law, but as you know they have a small child making it difficult for them to get away. But they send their love and asked me to give you a message. I have it here somewhere," I said as I checked all my pockets. "Sorry, I seem to have misplaced it, but I don't think I could relay the sentiment as well as they could anyway." I looked over toward the entrance of the room and everyone turned to see Carter, Daphne and their daughter heading towards us. Colin jumped up and ran over to hug them, almost with tears in his eyes. He didn't get to see his brother very often so this was pretty special.

"Happy birthday, baby brother," Carter said as he hugged him tight.

Colin was lost for words and someone had to hand him a Kleenex to wipe his tears. I smiled as they all sat down together. Their daughter went and sat with the other kids who introduced themselves excitedly. Colin looked up at me and said, "If you have any more surprises, will you give me some warning? I'm at my pre heart attack limit."

"See what happens when you get old? You just can't handle things like you used to," I smirked. "No worries. I think that's enough for now. Happy birthday and thanks for being the best partner a guy could have. I hope we have a hundred more years together. A toast to Colin!" I raised my glass and everyone raised theirs as well and said `to Colin!' I sat down and he kissed me and held my hand. Throughout dinner, others got up and told stories about him and wished him a happy birthday. We managed to keep it pretty family friendly for the most part with only the odd inappropriate thing, usually coming from his Dad and what he was like growing up.

"We live on the beach in California and I remember when he was about 14 we were woken up by a loud noise downstairs. I thought at first we had a burglar, so I grabbed the bat and headed down to see what was going on, expecting to hit the alarm and call the police. Here was Colin stark naked, drunk and covered from head to toe in thick black oil. He'd knocked over a drum of it in the garage and then fallen in it. He tracked it all through the house and was heading for his bedroom as if nothing was wrong. He looked at me when I turned the light on and just said with a big smile `Hi Dad!' All you could see were his white teeth under all that oil. It took us hours to clean him up and the house took days to get back to normal."

"And I was grounded for two months," Colin added.

"It wasn't the only time he got into trouble though. We could never get him to keep his clothes on, even from being a little baby. He was 8 and decided that he was going to the mall. Only he chose to go on his bike, completely void of clothing. He was brought home by police and he still didn't understand why he had to wear clothes when it was so hot out," Margaret explained.

"Okay, that's enough Colin stories," Colin said quickly as he blushed.

"Oh come on, little brother. Everyone loves these, don't you?" Carter said as the room applauded and agreed. "So he's 13 and just got his first girlfriend. That's before he realized he was going to be playing for the other team. He had been bugging me for months to teach him how to drive, so I'd given him lessons around the yard. Colin decides that he wants to show her how cool he is, so he borrows the Porsche and drives over to her house on his own for his planned date. Somehow the two of them manage to get past her parents and take off in the car. He's barely a block before he hits a fire hydrant, and like a Hollywood movie, it shoots water about a mile into the air. I get the call from the police, as my parents were out of town, and by the time I get there both of them looked like drowned rats both cuddling together under a large blanket. He has pretty much flooded the neighborhood and wrecked the Porsche."

"Girls were such a distraction back then!! Best first date, EVER!" Colin grinned.

"How come we never knew about this?" Ethan asked looking at his two sons.

"I had the car repaired, paid for damages to the fire hydrant and the cleanup, and we agreed to keep it between brothers," Carter grinned.

"Until you ratted me out 13 years later," Colin said giving his brother a fake scowl. He looked at his Dad. "I know! I know! I'm grounded."

The room erupted with laughter as Colin looked like a little kid as he hung his head.

"That's so cool Dad!" Blake grinned from the other end of the table.

"Don't even think about taking a car out when you go on a date," I said quickly as Blake folded his arms and glared at me, causing more laughter.

"I never did get a second date with her, by the way," Colin admitted. "Her parents said I was a bad influence."

"Once he realized he liked boys and not girls, it was a fashion show every day. I don't think he wore the same thing to school more than once. I can't tell you how many times I had to push him out the door so he wouldn't be late," Carter told us.

"I had to look fabulous!" He replied.

"He didn't even hesitate when he told us he was gay," Ethan said. "Just came straight down one morning at breakfast and said `Good Morning, pass the Rice Krispies. By the way, I'm gay and I have a boyfriend. Oh, and I'm not a virgin anymore either. Cool huh?' Simple as that and finished his breakfast."

"I think if you want to talk about heart attacks; that would be my big one," Margaret said. "Not because he was gay, as I kinda figured he might be, but because he announced he wasn't a virgin. I realized my little boy wasn't that little anymore."

I leaned over and whispered in his ear "and you're still not that little." He squeezed my hand as a warning. I gave him a stupid knowing grin.

"After that he made it a point of bringing boys over constantly, almost trying to shock us with how he acted with them. We wondered if he was ever going to grow up and settle down. Then he met Justin and we couldn't be happier."

I think it was my turn to blush now. I thanked her and we had the most amazing dinner with everyone enjoying most items. The kids got different food if they wanted it, as some of the stuff was a little fancy for them. Some of the food was a little fancy for me, but I did my best to try everything as long as it didn't look like snot. Once dinner was over we headed for the great room, where the furniture had been rearranged to make enough space, and Colin was given a chair up front.

"So my present to you is what has been paying all this music all night," I said grinning as I pulled the screen away from in front of the stereo. "This is a Clear Audio turntable and don't even think of moving it. It weighs over 700 pounds and it was a bitch to get in here, so I hope you like where it's placed, because it's not moving anytime soon."

Colin got up to have a look at it and he was amazed. "God, it's beautiful. I have a shitload of vinyl in California which are just in storage. We'll have to bring them up and make this a music centre. Thanks babe." He hugged me and gave me a quick and appropriate kiss considering the family was in the room. Colin had no idea what a pain in the ass that turntable was to get here. Not only was it $150,000, but to get it delivered was almost $5000 and took several men to get it in the house apparently. The thing was a precision instrument and definitely something unique that I hoped he would like. Other gifts were a range of cool clothes, stuff for his office that he could play with, like a Rubik's cube and one of those ball clicker things where you lift on ball and drop it and it hits the others. He also got a red duck with a top hat that had liquid in a tube and kept bobbing up and down. Looked like something from the 70's. There were several other perpetual motion things like that, which he seemed to love. Talking about perpetual motion things, Blake was almost sitting on Colin's lap, and as each present arrived, he was like an extra set of hands as Colin let him help open stuff.

Once all the presents were opened it was time for the entertainment. Kyle had been in charge of it and we had no idea what he had planned. He dragged out two folding screens and put them on the left and right side of the room in front of us and stood in between them and smiled.

"Colin, we all love you and while we're not the traditional family, we are probably one of the best families anywhere. Some of us would have had very different lives if we hadn't met you and it's been just like magic around here. So with that in mind, here's proof!" He dropped the left screen and a man was standing there in black pants and a black t-shirt. Where the hell did he come from?

"Good evening. I'm Walden Cambie and tonight I'm going to share some up close and personal magic with you. I hope that by the end of tonight, you'll believe in the impossible. Does anyone have a coin?"

Troy pulled out a loonie and the magician asked him to come up. None of us were very far away so we could see everything. He handed Troy a felt pen. "Please write your initials on the face of the coin so they can be clearly seen." Troy did as instructed. "Does anyone have a pencil?"

Blake ran into the kitchen excitedly and ran back with one to hand to him. "Watch closely," he said as Blake stood almost touching him. We all stared in amazement as he pushed the pencil through the center of the coin and showed us Troy's initials around the pencil. Blake was ooo'ing and ahh'ing and I had to admit, for something so simple, it was impressive to see it up close. He slowly pulled the pencil out and showed us the coin intact with Troy's initials still on it. He handed the coin back to Troy and the pencil to Blake. They both looked at their individual items to find the gimmick, but apparently there wasn't one.

He did several more small tricks and then they started to get bigger and even more impressive. He took a deck of cards and handed them to Colin to check. He certified that they were real. Next he had Colin pick a card and show it to everyone and place it back in the deck. Of course he got it right, which seemed like a letdown. He smiled and asked Colin to pick another card, only this time he had him write his name on the card and place it back in the deck. He had Colin shuffle the deck and place it on the table. He threw a handkerchief over the deck making it obvious that he wasn't touching the cards in any way. Then he slammed his hand on the table quickly and lifted it up. When he did, in his palm was Colin's card with his initials on it. He handed it to Colin and pulled the cloth off the cards and asked him to check the deck. His card was not in it. I was blown away, but he wasn't done yet. He took the card and ripped it into 10 pieces and put all the cards and the pieces back into the pack and closed it. He handed it to me and told me to hold onto it.

"I just realized that I have a few more things I need to do with the cards, would you open the pack and pull the deck out, please." I did as he said and it was immediately obvious that the ripped card was missing. I looked in the pack and it simply wasn't there. "I need all the pieces of the ripped card to complete the deck for the next trick," he said looking at me expectantly.

"The card's not in here," I said for everyone's benefit, and I'm sure the magician already knew that.

"Well we have to find it. Would everyone please have a look on the floor around you in case it dropped out?"

The kids all looked around as if they actually expected to find something. The twins were crawling under the table and looking under chairs. They even made Jason and Alex stand up in case they were sitting on it. James was also getting into it and even though he still pretended to be the tough guy, you could see the intrigue in his eyes. After a few minutes of looking, the magician has everyone stop and the kids were asked to stand near him.

"Did you look everywhere?" he asked.

"Yes, sir," said Travis politely.

"Did you find it?"

"No, it's not nowhere," Trevor replied.

"Did you check your pockets?" He asked. The kids all looked at him for a split second and then put their hands in their pockets. Each one brought out a piece of the missing card and held it in their hand. "Oh good. I knew we could find it. Would you place the pieces on the table for me and could someone count them."

James took the lead and counted the six pieces from each of the kids. "I think we're still missing some pieces. Oh, I know where they are!" he said as he snapped his fingers loudly. "Don't we have some Triplets here this evening?"

"Yes, Jason, Justin and J.P.," Cory said helpfully pointing at us.

"That's what's happened. Three of the pieces are probably with them as they got confused as to who was who. Would you check your pockets please?" We did ask he asked and surprisingly, but actually not a surprise, the three pieces were there. We placed them on the table and he counted the pieces again. "Still only nine. One missing. Would the birthday boy, take off his left shoe please."

Colin smiled and pulled off his shoe and shook it out. We all expected the piece to fall out, but it didn't. I think the kids were the most disappointed. The magician scratched his head. "Strange, I was sure it was in there. Would you mind removing your sock as well?" We all watched as Colin pulled his sock off and was asked to lift his foot up. Stuck to the bottom of his foot was the missing piece.

"Impossible," Colin said stunned. The rest of the room was equally as amazed. No way! How could that happen? We were all standing here watching, so it had to be magic. Once the final piece was placed on the table the cloth was placed back over it all and the magician asked the twins to come up and say the magic words. They looked at their big brother who said "Abracadabra."

"Abba-ca-dabba" the boys said in unison. The magician pulled the cloth off and the card was on the table intact with Colin's initials on it. I have to admit, I probably cheered the loudest.

"Does anyone have a $20 bill?" the magician asked. Kyle handed him one and was asked to wait for a second as he called Margaret up. "Would you confirm that this is a regular $20 bill?"

"It is," she said. Kyle was handed a marker and asked to write his name on it. Then Margaret was asked to write her name on the backside of it. He rolled the bill up into a small tube and then folded it in half. He handed it to Colin and asked him to keep it tightly protected in his fist. He took a handkerchief from his pocket and covered Colin's hand. Walden reached into his pocket and pulled out a $5 bill and rolled it up and folded it in half as well and asked Brandon to hold it in his fist. He went back to Colin and asked if he still had the bill in his hand.

"Sure," Colin said confidently.

"Would you please show the room that you still have it," he said as he removed the handkerchief covering his hand.

Colin opened his hand and was asked to hold up the bill and unfold it, but not unroll it yet. As soon as he did, we could clearly see that it was the blue $5 bill and not the green 20. The magician took the bill between his index finger and thumb and kept it in clear sight as he returned to where Kyle and Margaret were. He unrolled the bill and showed both of them and all of us their signatures were on the bill. Again, no fucking way he could have done that. Someone was in on this and fooling all of us. He handed the $5 bill to Kyle and thanked him for the use of it.

"Ummm, I gave you a 20," Kyle smiled.

"Oh right," he said snapping his fingers and walked over to Brandon and asked him to open his fist and unfold the bill. It was a white piece of paper that once unrolled said `Happy Birthday, Colin!' The room broke into huge applause and the magician took a bow and thanked Kyle and Margaret.

"Ummm, still missing my $20."

"Yeah, sorry about that. I'm working on it, but all this magic is taking a lot out of me. Can someone grab me a piece of fruit or something?" Blake ran to the kitchen and returned with an orange and handed it to the magician. He placed it on the table in front of him and pulled his sleeves up as he pulled a jackknife out of his pocket and began to cut the orange in half. He was very careful not to hide anything as he pulled the orange apart and separated the pieces. He showed us one half of it and pulled on the corner of something and eased a $20 bill out of the center of the orange. He handed it back to Kyle and took his $5 bill back. There was no signatures on it, but it was still impressive. Blake could have picked any piece of fruit, but got the one that had the bill in it. Absolutely wild.

He did one thing that was kinda spooky and would probably give the kids nightmares, but it was still pretty cool. He swallowed a piece of string and then pulled it out of the top of his belly button. It looked as if it was actually embedded in his skin. As he pulled it, his skin pulled forward with it and it slowly come out. There was a lot of eewwwing' and yucking' going on as he removed it from his stomach. Gross, and fascinating at the same time.

He did several amazing tricks and brought the kids into a few of them. He laid out a deck of cards on the table all face up and asked each kid to slide a card they liked to the edge of the table. He stayed well back from the cards and then asked the birthday boy to pick his favorite card.

"I also have favorite cards and before I came here tonight I put an X on the back of the cards I like. Colin, would you turn over the cards that each of you have selected." We all watched as he turned each card over to reveal an X on the back side of them. Of course, that's pretty easy since you could just mark all cards with an X, but in true magic spirit, he had Colin turn the other cards over to reveal that none of them had an X on them. I so want to be a magician now. Each trick got me watching harder and harder, but I got more and more stumped as he continued.

The final trick was the coolest in my mind. He made an invisible taco for the kids. I'd seen something similar on a TV show, but it was still really cool. He announced each ingredient as he made it in front of us only there was nothing there. A fact that the kids happily pointed out as he asked if they could smell the ground beef cooking and if they liked that sauce he was putting on. He even licked his fingers as if to taste it himself. The kids were giving him the worst time about it. He then put the invisible taco in into a take-out box and sealed it. He handed it to Cory and told him to enjoy it. Of course he opened it and there was nothing there, which he showed the magician.

"What? I just made it in front of you. You all saw me make it right? I make the best tacos anywhere. Are you sure there's nothing in the box?"

Cory showed it to him and the magician shook his head. "Close it up again and hand it back to me. I want to see for myself." Cory closed it and handed it back. The Magician never left our sight, but opened the box so it was facing him and shook his head. "I just love the look and smell of tacos, but maybe you already had dinner and just weren't hungry. This looks fine to me." He turned the box to face us and sure enough the thing was full of the biggest taco filled with meat, cheese, lettuce and sauce. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. On TV, you just assume some camera trick or other such thing to fool the audience, but here, in front of us, he was doing the absolute impossible. It truly made you believe in magic. He was done for the night and we all gave him a standing ovation. Blake wanted to know how all the tricks were done, but Colin explained to him that a magician never reveals his secrets.

"Then how does anyone ever learn them?" Blake asked. "What if I want to become a magician?"

"Then you have to become an apprentice and be able to keep secrets," Walden said as he smiled at him.

"I can keep secrets. I'm really good at it. I never tell anyone anything. Right Dad?"

I had to keep my mouth shut. Blake told everyone everything. Even when he was keeping a secret, he would tell you about the secret he was keeping to show you he could keep it. Defeating the point completely. Charlotte told Jason that it was time for her to get James back to his group home and that they should say goodnight. James was sticking close to his brothers, but he had done a good job of interacting with everyone and actually seemed to be having fun. At least until he had to leave and say goodbye to his siblings. I still think it sucked that this had to be the way it was for now. My mind immediately rushed back to Damian and just how much damage that little puke had done. The twins walked him out and it was another round of hugs before he climbed in the car to head off.

The magician packed up his stuff as we continued with Colin's birthday. Stories continued to be told and we had a few drinks as the night wore on. It was a pretty tame party for us, but it was good with family and friends, all of whom stayed fully clothed the entire time. This wasn't so much a party in my mind as a get together. This is how I imagined it would be when I get sent to the old folk's home by my kids. Colin was just getting a head start since he was so close to 30 now that you could almost hear his bones creaking.

Carter and Daphne said they had to get their daughter home to bed, so Colin and I walked them to the door, with their parents and said good night. His parents also said their goodbyes. Colin tried to get them to stay at the house in the bachelor suite, but they said they were set up at the Four Seasons. Plans were made for the family to get together tomorrow. Our own kids were exhausted but were doing their best to stay awake. Trevor stuck his thumb in his mouth and almost as soon as he did it Travis looked at him, and then stuck his thumb in his own mouth. It was as if whatever one did, the other figured he had to do as well. I smiled and nudged Jason who looked at his sons.

"I think it's time for a bath and then we'll read you a story," Jason said as he and Alex herded them off to put them to bed and said they'd be back shortly.

Blake was still being himself and blurted out "Dad, did you hear? All the toilets in Vancouver have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on!" He paused. "That's a pun right?"

"Yep, that's a pun," I laughed and my Mom and Dad smiled. They used that as their excuse to say their goodbyes along with Mary. Jason promised to bring the twins over tomorrow to spend some time with their new grandparents.

"Can Cory spend the night?" Blake asked Sheila.

"Cory has to be at home tonight. We have to go out in the morning," She apologized.

"Oh, okay. I'll get my stuff and spend the night at your place then," he said as the two boys ran off before anyone could object.

Sheila looked at us. "If you're okay with it, I don't mind. I can have him back in the morning."

"Are you sure. If he's going to affect your plans, we'll just tell him he has to stay here tonight."

"He's probably already in the car," she laughed. "No, it's no trouble. Having the two of them around is a lot of fun anyway."

Turns out he wasn't in the car. He and Cory had gone to help Jason and Alex give the twins a bath and read a story. I wasn't sure who got the bathed the most. The twins or Blake and Cory. They looked almost as wet as if they'd gotten in fully clothed. Blake had his backpack and said good night to everyone before leaving. He was so independent that I could see him asking for his own house by the time he was 14. My guess is the bachelor suite would become his own apartment. Could you imagine the trouble he'd get up to in there? Now it was just us and it was barely 9pm.

"I think this is the tamest party you've ever thrown," `Marvin' said as he cracked another beer.

"They say you lose your sex drive when you get old, so I'm guessing this is what I have to look forward to when I'm past my prime," I smiled as I put my arm around Colin.

"Hate to tell you this sweetheart, but guys hit their prime at 17, so you're already on the downward slope,"

"God, can you imagine what it'll be like when I'm 26 and you're already over 30?"

"Yep, you'll be worn out from screwing half of Vancouver, and I'll still have tons of energy," Colin laughed as he hugged me.

"So did you like your family party?" I asked as I hugged Colin and looked into his eyes.

"It was perfect. So awesome seeing my parents and brother and sister. Thanks honey."

"I wanted it to be special for you." Our formal birthday dinner party was over and I felt all grown up especially with all of us in Tuxedos. I felt like we were at a presidential event. The front gate buzzed and I looked at my watch. Someone was early. We had said 9:30 for part two of the party. "I hope you're not too tired, old man. I figured you might want to party late into the night with some of your friends after the family left. Ready for your next party?" I asked as I took Colin's hand and we went to the front door after buzzing the gate open.

He laughed. "The way you herded everyone out of here so early, I figured you were up to something else."

"I'm that transparent huh?" I grinned as Brandon and Randy pulled up.

"Let's see, I'm married to you and you haven't had a party yet where clothes didn't come off one way or another. No reason to suspect different this time," Colin grinned as he greeted his friends.

"Who said clothes were coming off? I just thought you might like a separate party with friends where we can drink and play loud music without the parents around."

"I'll bet you a million dollars that this turns into an orgy," he laughed. I would take that bet but why give up a million dollars. Jason and Alex returned and joined the family in the great room. We left the front gate open and a steady stream of people arrived for the birthday party part two. The lights went down as Troy hit a few switches and the palm trees changed colors as the LED lights began to get into party mode. Our ocean oasis turned into an evening oasis where the glow made everything look a little more romantic.

Aaron and Jordan had arrived and I found it a little strange was that Kyle had invited his ex-boyfriends. He said they were still friends and it wouldn't be a party without them. Nathan, Colin's friend from the building we first lived in arrived as did Jake and T.J. from the Slam'r as well. Quite a few straight couples showed up that Colin introduced from his work and some I recognized, others I didn't. I ranked them in terms of hotness and doability. One boy got my cock immediately hard as he had long blond hair and a chiseled square jaw. He looked perfect on the outside and I wondered what he would feel like on the inside. His clothes were tight enough that not much was left to the imagination and I was pretty sure I could count each ab from the lines on his shirt. He shot to number one on my list. The chick he was with could be locked in the panic room or something. I'd probably on need 30 minutes with him.

Once people had a few drinks in them and had had a chance to mingle and get into party mode, Kyle walked over to one of the waiters serving food and began to unbutton his shirt. The guy just stood there and let him. I had no idea if this was preplanned or if someone had been giving off signals that Kyle caught or what, but I liked where it was heading. He removed the guy's bow tie and shirt exposing the nice lean body.

"Ladies, as I'm sure you were warned, our parties get a little crazy and you'll get to see lots of eye candy tonight. Just remember, not all of it is for you. Straight boys, hopefully all the ripped abs and big birthday packages..." he said as he grabbed his crotch "won't be too uncomfortable, but there's gonna be lots of nudity and sex tonight. If you're curious, join in, as what happens at our birthday parties, stays at our birthday parties. If you would rather just hit the pools and hot tubs, they are all open on the lower level." Kyle wasn't finished with the waiter and pulled his belt off and then popped the buttons and lowered the zipper. He dropped to his knees and I'm sure half the guys were beginning to bone up already, at least the gay ones. One of the guys covered his girlfriend's eyes with his hand. She immediately pulled it away and held onto him. Kyle stopped when the waiter was just down to his boxer briefs. He took him by the hand and led him over to Colin.

"Birthday boy, we have a little something here for you to play with," Kyle smiled as he sat the guy on Colin's lap. My other half smiled as Kyle placed Colin's hands on the guy's thigh and moved it toward his package. He lifted up the bottom of the shorts and pushed Colin's hands inside. "I think you can take it from here," Kyle smiled as he kissed Colin, and backed off, inviting us all to gather around and watch. Some did, others just stayed where they were. I think most of the straight boys took that as their cue to get more drinks. Some were double fisting. Double fisting drinks...geez, where's your mind? The waiter was having fun teasing Colin and undid his bow tie and popped a couple shirt buttons. He gave birthday boy a quick peek as he pulled the front of his shorts out to expose what he was offering. I could see that he was hard, and from the bulge, he had a pretty good package ready for play. I looked around and could see the testosterone building as guys were beginning to get more comfortable with shirts being unbuttoned and guys groping someone next to them. We weren't wasting time getting this second half underway. Jordan and Aaron moved in behind Colin and began undressing him. It was so sexy that I was already hard and ready to fuck the first hole that became exposed. Troy moved behind the waiter and lowered the back of his underwear to reveal his bubble butt. He was basically naked, so he stood up bent over and slowly dropped his shorts and stepped out of them. From the way he was moving he must have been a professional stripper. He got on his knees and worked on getting Colin out of his pants before climbing back on his lap. I wondered if my hubby's cock was about to burst out of his underwear like the Incredible Hulk and slip into that hot bubble butt.

With one naked guy and sexual tension building, it didn't take a huge amount of encouragement to get others to become involved. Brandon got behind Colin and ran his fingers down his chest to tweak his nipples. The waiters had now all removed their shirts and were wandering around looking super sexy. I love seeing the top of their underwear inside tight dress pants. I sometimes think that's sexier than them just being naked. The girls were to one side watching as one of the other waiters went over to hand them more drinks. They almost attacked him and made a point of rubbing their hands down his chest and over his abs. One of them even cupped his crotch and to his credit he never dropped the tray of drinks. I would have if someone had done that to me. One of the girls opened her shirt to tease the waiter. Nothing is weirder than seeing a shirt come off only to find a bra holding up boobs. I like a shirt to come off and expose a nicely chiselled chest. I didn't want to watch as I saw a couple girls take off their blouses, but it was almost compelling, like watching a car crash or a horror movie. You don't really want to see it, but you can't help but stare.

"Maybe we should show them how it's done, Triple J style," J.P. suggested as he began removing my jacket and tie as well as Jason's. Both Jason and I followed his lead and undressed each other until we were down to our underwear. A triple strip show would always grab attention, but most of the people in the house had seen us naked so many times it was hardly a novelty anymore. We did attract attention from the guys in Colin's office and some of the girls, though. I'm sure the straight boys were just curious about how identical we were and the girls all fantasized about doing us. I mean look at the three of us. We could win America's Next Top Model, except for the fact we weren't American. But then, we'd probably be so famous we would probably just end up buying a mansion in a gated community, egging our neighbour's house, getting arrest for drugs, resisting arrest, drag racing and other stupid things. Seems like such a Canadian thing to do when in America. Wait...what's a gay drag race look like? Three queens running for an Appletini in heels and a feather boa?

J.P. dropped to his knees and slowly tugged my shorts halfway down to expose the top of my ass and the beginning of my cock. Then he did the same thing to Jason before spinning him around to lower the back of his shorts to expose his firm smooth ass. He turned me around next and repeated his actions. I think he was making it a show for everyone as he rubbed each of my cheeks before slipping a finger between my legs to play with my balls. I could only assume that he was doing the exact same thing to Jason that he was doing to me. I was already hard and wanted to shove my dick down his throat. Jason and I smiled at each other and pulled J.P. to his feet and lowered the back of his shorts to expose his ass as well. Then we nodded and yanked them all the way to the floor, causing him to immediately place his hands over his crotch. Normally he would have just stood there and shown everyone, but with girls and straight boys in the room who weren't naked yet, it seemed to trigger some modesty in him that we didn't know he had. He pulled his shorts back up and slapped both of us on the ass. Of course with us putting on a show like this, others were beginning to loosen up as well, or perhaps the alcohol was having its affect at lowering inhibitions. I think what threw it over the top for the straight boys was seeing two girls standing face to face as they removed each other's bras and began to feel each other up. You could almost hear the symphony of cum shots exploding in pants around them. The girls headed downstairs to the pool and I was willing to bet that every straight guy was thinking he was the luckiest one on earth. They followed along as if they'd been hypnotized. That's one way to sort out straight from gay. The lap dancing waiter pulled Colin's underwear off and his hard cock sprang into view. He seductively wiggled his ass on it and rubbed Colin's chest. He slid back down to his knees and pushed Colin's legs apart as he ran his hands up towards the stiff package. I watched as he took hold of Colin's cock and pressed it forward towards his mouth. I think the whole room, at least those of us that were left, were staring without making a sound. He began to lick it like a Popsicle. Best type of Popsicle if you ask me as you don't get brain freeze. He licked the back of the shaft and teased the head for a few seconds until he swallowed Colin down to the balls...and the party was underway! Brandon and Randy, followed by Jake and TJ were the next to be completely naked and I loved watching them play together beside Colin who rubbed Randy's ass.

J.P. grabbed my shorts and yanked them all the way down, then attacked Jason the same way. Being the good brothers we are, we stripped him next. Now the Triple J's were properly dressed for a birthday party...in our birthday suits. Wait, that's funny. We should make that a law. When you have a birthday, you can only be dressed in your birthday suit for the day. J.P. smiled as he put his hands on our asses and reached between our legs to play with our balls. I was pretty sure I was going to blow my load prematurely. You hear of this medical condition but never think it could happen to you, so I had to stop him before I embarrassed myself. I turned around to face J.P. and pushed Jason behind him. We sandwiched our brother and wiggled around on each other. This was definitely getting us some attention. I figured we might as well go full throttle, so I reached behind J.P. and put my hand on Jason's arm and pulled him down as we both licked along J.P.'s body as we sank to our knees. At least I assumed Jason licked him. I couldn't see for sure, but in my mind this is how is was playing out to the worldwide audience on live television. Once we were in position I put my hand on the back of Jason's head and pulled him into J.P.'s ass crack, at the same time that I took J.P.'s cock and swallowed it as deep as I could. Synchronized sex was going to be an event in Rio 2016, or maybe we'd have to wait until Tokyo in 2020. I always liked sucking one of my brothers as I imagined that is how it would be for someone doing me. The more the three of us played together, the more guys were becoming naked and involved around us. Jake and T.J. were standing stroking each other's dicks as they stood close. Alex was behind Jason rubbing his shoulders and Ryan was stroking Alex's cock. Jordan and Aaron were also in the vicinity and paying attention. I noticed a couple of girls and some of the wait staff had stopped to watch our interaction. It was always fun to start something as it led to a mass orgy eventually. But the three of us knew that we didn't want to shoot our loads just yet, so we stopped and headed to the table to grab a drink, our hard cocks leading the way, bobbing up and down in front of us. You could have hung winter jackets off mine it was so stiff. I smiled as Troy came up and put his arm around me.

"I knew you couldn't throw a party without us all getting naked," he smiled. I leaned over and kissed his cheek.

"So why aren't you naked then?" I turned and began unbuttoning his shirt to expose his hairless chest. "Or are you just being a tease as the last to whip his dick out."

He laughed. "So the opposite of you then?"

"Exactly! Someone has to leave some mystery in the room. Walk around in just your underwear and let people see the bulge in your shorts, but don't let them get it out until later."

"Is this like a punishment or something? Death by blue balls?"

"It'll make people want you even more if there's some mystery behind you," I said.

"Looking at how fast this crowd is getting into sex, I seriously doubt I'd have trouble getting someone to want me. I'll bet I could drop by pants bend over and have a dick in me before I could get properly lubed up."

"That's true. Especially if you bend over right here. We'll give you the triple scoop!" I giggled.

"Been there, done that. Got the souvenir T-shirt. Next year I hear they're bringing out a DVD of it," he said kissing me. "But don't worry. `Marvin' and Ryan are going to give the room a celebrity porn show later on. That should be hot."

Of that I had no doubt. I took my drink and headed downstairs where the pool was being actively used by a group of people and the straight boys were swarming around the naked girls. So far I hadn't seen much sex between them. I suppose the straight ritual is to buy them a drink, ask their name, slowly get to know them and then make your move. What a waste. The gay way is better. Strip, have sex, see if you're compatible, THEN ask names, buy them a drink and get to know them. Why waste all that time if the sex sucks at the end of it? Come on straight people, learn from us gay guys. I went into the bathroom and it was no surprise that the bubbles were active. I had my drink in one hand as I made my way inside slowly. My hard cock was still directing me and it wasn't long before I bumped into someone. I felt his smooth ass and tried to figure out who it belonged to. I ran my finger down his crack, but so far it didn't feel familiar. He was bent over and had his ass thrust out, so I got behind and slipped my cock inside. No point in wasting a nice hole that's just begging for it. I heard a girl moaning somewhere in the room and I listened as I fucked the guy slowly. She was obviously having fun with someone, although I couldn't tell what they were doing. I fucked the guy I had in front of me for a couple minutes and stopped just before I shot my load. I was pacing myself tonight. I'd drink like a fish, but pace myself with sex. I'm a good fag like that. I pulled out, wiped my cock on his ass cheeks and moved into the room. I felt a pair of boobs which was kinda fun. It was like having airbags in the bathroom to stop you running into walls. We should line the whole perimeter with topless girls. I got closer to the sound of the moaning from the girl and when I found the two of them, I felt a guy with his cock going in and out of a girl's pussy. I put my hand between the two of them to feel his shaft, but my hand was removed quickly. Identification: straight boy. I moved on to see who else was in there. I managed to grope a few hard cocks, and finger a few asses. I even had my cock sucked a couple of times. I'll be damned if I knew who was doing what to whom, but that's what made it fun. I made my way back out to the pool deck and quickly showered off the bubbles so people would know who I was. Or at least have a one in three chance of guessing who I was. I walked over to the lounge chair to find Patrick and Kurt having fun.

"Hey guys, when did you get here?" I asked as I hadn't seen them come in.

"About 20 minutes ago. We were late because Miss Thing over here said he had to look perfect. I tried to remind him what one of your parties entailed, which delayed us even more and he went back to the shower to shave everything. This is wild," Kurt said as he looked up. He had had his face buried in a girl's pussy at the time of my question. She was on her back on the lounge chair and he was on his knees between her legs. Patrick was just stroking his cock and watching from the chair right beside them.

"Well the shaving looks good, Patrick. Glad you could make it. Have fun."

"Oh, no problem there," he said as Kurt moved his cock into position and slid into the girl. I felt a bit jealous at watching him do a chick as I enjoyed it when he was inside me. Bizarrely I was more jealous when I saw a cute boy doing a girl, than when he did a guy. Dickson not included. Although if I saw Dickson, who was gay, do a girl over me, I might just go postal. I'd already been rejected once by him and to be rejected for a girl would be the ultimate insult. I watched Kurt fuck the girl and Patrick rubbed his friends back and ass as he did it. Kurt pushed up onto the chair so he was more on top of the girl. I smiled and motioned for Patrick to get on his knees and rim his friend. I pointed at Kurt's ass and used my tongue to give him the lick signal. It was my own form of Charades. Three words.' Tongue comes out and goes up and down. Lick.' Point at his ass going up and down. his.' Put my hands in a cupping motion and place my head between them to signify the spreading of the cheeks and motorboating it. ass.'

Patrick smiled and slowly moved down behind his best friend and put his hands on each cheek and rubbed. Kurt looked back and just rolled his eyes as he saw that it was Patrick and then glanced at me standing there absentmindedly stroking my cock. I think that turned him on as he began to fuck harder. Patrick ran a finger up and down Kurt's ass crack to tease him before burying his face in the sweet hole. These two were obviously used to playing with each other as he didn't jump or try to stop him. Patrick was having trouble staying connected as Kurt fucked more wildly as he got rimmed. While he shagged the girl, he was trying to kiss her and play with her boobs at the same time, including going down for a lick of them. There was so much going on with this one fuck I was having trouble knowing where to look. It didn't last long though. Kurt grunted and cried out slightly as he shot his load and slowed down. Patrick backed up as Kurt pulled out. I saw his cum drip out of her and was a bit surprised that he hadn't used a condom. He was too young to be a Dad. Hell, I was too young to be a Dad. I have a twelve year old, so I know what I'm talking about. As soon as he moved out of the way, he put Patrick's head to her pussy and I watched as he ate her out. Cum and all. I didn't know whether to be grossed out or turned on. Eating a pussy was probably the least attractive thing I could think of doing, but having Kurt's cum dripping out of her was hot. Then Patrick turned to Kurt and swallowed his cock and licked it clean. Again sending mixed signals to my brain. A cock covered in pussy juice and cum. He should have Febreezed Kurt's cock first. Get the new cock fragrance though if you're out buying Febreeze.

"You should fuck her, buddy. I got her ready," he smiled. Patrick inched his way up to the girl who was still lying on her back and placed his cock at her slot. I watched closely as the multiple folds, entrances and flaps parted to accept his hard cock. It was like pushing a pole past a thousand curtains to get to the warm inner chamber. So gross. Give me a hot tight smooth ass any day. Just one door. It opens and slams shut around your tip and you're in. Kurt watched as Patrick went all the way inside and reached over to play with the girl's boobs for a minute. Then he must have got bored as he stood up and headed off to find something else to do, leaving his friend to his sloppy seconds. Although having done a girl or two, sloppy firsts were pretty normal too. I looked around the room and saw a few people watching Patrick giving it to her, but mostly there was just some kissing going on and a lot of splashing around in the pool. This must be the straight part of the house. I headed back upstairs to find a sequel to Caligula being performed. It was an orgy that made sense. Groups of guys with groups of guys. You had to push your way in and find an available cock or ass to play with. I hadn't been there 30 seconds before I had lips around my cock, a tongue in my ass and a cock coming to my mouth. Being the good host, I had to make sure my guests were happy, so I threw myself into my job and got to work. I managed to find the waiter that had started all this. Patient Zero, as I like to think of him and fucked him hard. I like trying out new asses and his was a nice size bubble butt that you could easily bounce off. At one point later on I found myself on all fours being fucked doggy style by a decent size cock and had two dicks approach my mouth. Obligingly, I opened up and took both of them at the same time and did my best to give them equal attention. I put my hands on their asses to steady both them and me as I worked their cocks and balls. The guy behind me must have finished as he pulled out quickly causing my ass to slam shut. It almost cried out for the cock to come back, but so far my ass hadn't learned to talk. All it could say was `pffft', at the moment. On occasion it would make farting noises, but not tonight. If I hear one crack about being loose, or a slut, I'll scream...once I get these cocks out of my mouth. I looked up to see who I was sucking and smiled. I immediately released the cocks and jumped to my feet.

"Hey guys! Glad you could make it," I said to Reece and Cole who had their arms around each other's waists. I got us into a three-way hug and kiss.

"Kyle told us about the party, so we wouldn't miss it," Cole said.

"Yeah Kyle can be quite convincing when he wants to be," Reece said. "Of course he's a bit of a cock tease too. He came over to the Academy and slid his cock into me as I was having a shower. He told me about the party and then pulled out. He said if I wanted to finish the fuck, I had to show up."

I laughed. "That sounds like a Kyle move."

"Yeah, he came down for a massage and did the same thing to me. He edged me about three times and said I could cum if I came," Cole chuckled. "I almost tied him down and fucked the hell out of him on the massage table but he was too fast for me. We're both gonna gang up on him later and finish what he started."

"Nice. I definitely want to be part of that. Have you guys been here long? Is Arden with you?"

"Yeah, he's just over saying hi to the birthday boy," Cole said as he pointed to where Colin was. I smiled as I saw him in the middle of a group of guys. I knew he didn't just want a quiet family birthday. He may be old, but I'm not stupid, he's still a horny gay guy. He was on his back with his legs over Arden's shoulders being fucked as Nathan was tongue deep down his throat. Randy was sucking Colin's cock and both Nathan and Randy were being fucked. It was like our own version of a family tree where everyone was connected to everyone else...literally.

"So, which one of you wants fucking first?" I smiled, and almost before I got the question out Reece was on his hands and knees between the two of us. We got down at either end and spit roast him. I think with the size of our two cocks, I could feel them touching somewhere inside the middle of Reece. I couldn't hold back any longer and shot my first load of the evening flooding deep inside him. I pulled out and rubbed the cum all over his ass before shoving my cock back in and giving a few more strokes to make sure it was well worked around in there. Cole smiled and nodded. I pulled out and almost before I got out of the way Aaron took my place and shoved his massive dick into him. I made a note to have both Aaron and Brandon do me before the night was over. I missed having Aaron around with that 9½" dick. Kyle can be so inconsiderate sometimes. Breaking up with his boyfriends and depriving me of that big cock. What an asshole. I almost shot my load without touching myself an hour later when I saw Aaron, Brandon and Randy making out together. Aaron was fucking his big brother as Randy was sitting on his partner's face kissing Aaron. Hot as hell. I'd seen Brandon fuck Aaron before, but I guess little brother had grown up and was now taking the dominant role. I went over and knelt beside them to watch. I took both Randy and Brandon's cocks in my hand and slowly jerked them off as I stared at Aaron's dick going in and out of his brother's sweet hole. This really was a family party, although I doubted it would get a G rating on TV. Try getting the movie rights to film this on network television. I'll would have called it the Big Bang Theory' but that was already taken, so I'm going with Game of Bones.' Brandon couldn't see me as Randy was sitting on his face being rimmed, but he must have felt me beside him as his hand wrapped around my cock and stroked it and felt my balls. I let go of Brandon's cock as Randy reached for it and used my free hand to run up and down Aaron's tight ass. I slipped my finger in and found that he was well lubed up. I guess I wasn't the only one who liked fucking him. I shrugged and figured I might as well have a go before I moved everyone around and had Brandon and Aaron take me from both ends. I pushed Aaron forward slightly and inserted myself turning him into a sandwich between me and his brother. I grabbed his chest and tweaked his nipples as we all fucked. I probably should have entered him sooner as he shot his load less than 30 seconds later. He pulled me out and freed himself from us.

"You two should fuck me next. Nothing hotter than having both of those massive dicks in both ends," I smiled as Aaron turned to kiss me.

"Give me some recharge time and I'll find you," he grinned as he got up and left. I leaned forward and sucked a nice load out of Brandon, realizing that he would now need recharge time too. I sometimes think with my dick instead of my brain. If I'd stopped before they came, I might already be getting it from them. Now I'd have to wait. Bummer. I made my way over to Colin and lay down beside him and put my hand on his chest to look into his eyes.

"Having a good birthday, honey?"

"Yeah, of course. What's better than a great dinner and a magician with all your family and friends?"

"And the entertainment afterward too," I smiled. "Seems like everyone is saying happy birthday to you."

"I'm not complaining," he smiled. "You gonna do me? I think everyone else has."

"You'll get it properly in bed tonight," I grinned.

"Promise? Oh, just so you know, I invited Nathan to spend the night. "We haven't seen him in a while, so I thought it would be okay."

"Fine by me. I never complain when we have company in bed, unless it's a girl or a hairy old guy."

"Sure, because that'll happen," Colin laughed. I kissed him and climbed on top rubbing my cock against his. I barely had a few seconds of that before I felt my ass being pried open and a tongue entering it. I rolled my eyes and smiled as we kissed.

"Duty calls," I said as I lifted up off Colin. "I think there's a few more people wanting to say happy birthday." I got off him and let the interested parties have my husband. I took a break as I downed a couple drinks and went downstairs to sit in the hot tub for a while. I had a great conversation with people I hadn't met before and watched the struggling antics of the straight boys, as they tried to get more than a boob grope with some of the girls. One of the hot waiters seemed to be doing okay as a blonde chick was riding up and down on his lap. I wanted to reach into the water and feel his cock, but I think straight boys frown on that. I'll have to wait to see his cock once he was done. He had a tight hold of her boobs as if they were handles, and she was riding him like he was a bucking bronco at the rodeo. Now if I was going to do chick, that's the kind I'd want. One that just gets down to it and passes by the bullshit. The other guys were watching, and from the positioning of their hands, I assumed they were jerking off. Call the pool cleaner, we were gonna need a bucket to remove all the straight boy cum from the filters.

Kurt slid in next to me and said hi. I said hi back by putting my hand on his leg and running it up to his crotch. He smiled at me and slapped my hand under water, as if he was playing hard to get. He should know by now that that just makes me hornier. I pouted and looked at him with sad eyes. He laughed, "As if that'll work!"

"Can't blame a guy for trying," I said quietly, knowing that it would work when there wasn't a dozen straight boys around. I left my hand resting on the side of his thigh and he didn't seem to object to that. The guys and girls were talking about straight things like football and how the Canucks were doing this season. I sat there looking at them as if they were speaking Russian. Now if they talk diving or shopping, I would be all up in that shit. Maybe the three girls would enjoy a shopping conversation. Occasionally one or more of the guys and girls would hitch out of the water and sit on the side of the tub. A couple were in underwear which seemed weird considering all the nudity around them. The conversation almost immediately came to a halt when one of the girls sat on the edge of the deck and slowly spread her legs. I always wondered how girls didn't fill up with water when they got into it. I suppose all the flaps and entrances to their pussies were like overlapping water seals. Each one opened and closed like an airlock. One of the guys, who I learned was her boyfriend Carson, moved between her legs and buried his face in her. Still a weird visual. No cock to suck on, so what as the point? He only worked on her for a minute or so before he stood up to reveal his boner and pushed her back and pressed himself into her slit. She didn't even need lube, it just went straight in like pushing a finger into Jello. He made quite a show of going in slowly and letting everyone see. I had the best view as I could see between his legs where his balls were visible below his tight round ass. Looking around, I could see the guy's hands disappearing under the water again to work their cocks as they watched the live porn in front of them. Kurt's hand also disappeared, but he touched mine gently and slowly pulled it over to his erection. I made sure not to look at him and didn't go crazy on him like I normally might. He kept quiet and let me jerk him off. I told you he wasn't hard to get and he knew that a gay guy is always ready to help you out when you need it. Someone else's hand on your junk is way better than your own, even if it's another guy. I almost burst out laughing as one guy shot his load and then almost freaked out as it floated to the top of the water in front of him. He quickly batted it away and towards the intake jet to make it disappear before anyone noticed. I noticed, but that's my job. The guy fucking the girl leaned down to suck on her tits and fucked harder. It wasn't long before he blew, pulling out and jizzing all over her. At least he was considerate enough not to pump her full of his baby makers. He looked over to the group and smiled, as if he made the final climb to the top of Everest and planted his flag. Okay, I know, he did plant his flag! Then he snapped his fingers at his friend and waved him over.

"You're up next, bud."

His friend waded over and took his place. I guess they were boyfriend, girlfriend, and bestie with benefits. It reminded me of Kurt and Patrick. Which reminded me, I hadn't seen Patrick in a while. I leaned over to Kurt. So where's your buddy?"

"Dunno. Probably upstairs getting drunk. He's really been getting into beer and weed lately. He says it makes him hornier."

I grinned and leaned closer to him and spoke quietly. "Nice to have a horny drunk friend around when you need him." Kurt just blushed. I was thinking of seeing how far these guys would go, but decided to let the conversation happen naturally. I was deep inside straight boy world and didn't want to spook them and scare them back into the woods. They were skittish little things that freaked out easily when you pointed out they were naked and close to another guys junk.

Carson, who had just fucked his girlfriend, looked around the hot tub. "So what's the wildest thing you've ever done sexually?" He asked to the group.

"This pretty much tops my list," one guy said quickly. "A gay orgy upstairs, sitting around naked in a hot tub watching two other guys fuck a chick. Yeah, I'd say this was it." Half the hot tub laughed. Christ, this didn't even register on my list of top ten wild things. Bondage with Marvin' topped the list when we first did it with Colin in California. Joining the Q' was right up there as well. After that, it was all downhill. I would have to step up my game soon. Maybe sex in space would be cool.

"This is certainly wild but I think having a chick ride me on the bus was the wildest I've ever gotten. I didn't even know her and she took off her panties in front of me. Next thing I knew she straddled me, fished my cock out and rode me; and the bus wasn't empty. I think she was totally fucked up on something. A few guys watched and I'm sure they shot off in their pants. I did miss my stop however and was an hour late for work."

I looked at the guy and wondered what made him so attractive to women. He certainly wasn't my type. Dark hair, hairy chest with the beginning of a beer gut and pubes that went from his belly button to his knees. His dick was half the size it should be when soft and balls twice the size. He did have a nice face though which was almost visible through the three day growth, and his blue eyes were interesting.

"I'd love that to happen to me," another guy said. "I think the craziest sex thing I ever did was pretty tame considering everything else I've heard. I just did it with my girlfriend on the beach under our towels. It was such a rush `cause we knew everyone could see us, and would figure out what we were doing."

"Have any of you ever kissed a guy?" Carson asked the straight guys. I just kept quiet.

"No. Have you?"

"Yeah, once. We were playing spin the bottle and mine landed on a guy so I had to kiss him on the lips."

"Gross. How was it?" Beach fucker asked. That's his new name. Beach fucker. Gross?...he has NO idea. I kiss way better than any chick. I looked over at Kurt who was doing his best not to look at me. I grinned inwardly.

"It wasn't really any different than kissing a girl. Just the guy's face wasn't as smooth. I did learn something though. Stubble isn't fun when you're being kissed, that's why I shave now. Figure if I don't like it then my girl wouldn't like it."

"And trust me, I appreciate it," his girlfriend said. "I used to have a rash on my face or itch for ages when he used to have that growth.

"I'm not sure I could kiss a guy. That would just be too weird. No offense," Beach fucker said looking at me.

"None taken. To each his own. I prefer it over girls myself, but I also don't like guys that are unshaven. I know what you mean about the rash thing," I said looking at the girl.

"I know right. Guys want us super smooth, but they come at us like sandpaper and porcupines and think it's okay. I wish gay guys liked girls. I can totally understand why girls go lesbian," she said talking directly to me.

"Yeah, I hear you there sister. Straight boys have a lot to learn about manscaping. Had a few girls that I knew totally withheld sex until their guys shaved and trimmed. It took the guys about two days before they came back ready to play."

"Whoa, don't give them any ideas dude. Do you know how long it would take me to shave all this off?" Hairy dude said. The others laughed.

"Maybe I should do that to you Carson," she said grinning. You shave the face, but what about the rest?"

"Nice try, but you like sex almost more than I do. Plus I already trim the pubes and balls, so you have nothing to complain about."

"Yeah, but I wonder what it would be like if you were completely smooth. I'd bet I'd like it way better."

"Says the chick who still has pubes around her pussy. You go bald and so will I," he grinned. God this was getting good. She didn't have much hair anyway and probably a couple swipes with a razor would take care of it. He was nicely trimmed for a straight boy and his ass looked pretty smooth already with just a little hair inside the crack, but nothing obnoxious. These two were made for each other. "But I don't need to do my ass. It's not like anything goes back there," he smiled.

"So maybe if you shave it, I'll go back there," she offered as the others laughed and ooo'd and ahh'd.

"I'll pass on that. This ass is exit only. But if you are into it, I'd totally go in your backdoor," he said licking his lips.

"How badly do you want to do that baby? Shave it all off including pits and I'll let you backdoor me."

"DO IT DUDE!" One of the guys said loudly.

"I've never shaved my balls and ass. I'll end up cutting myself to pieces. Do you know how to shave a guy's balls?" he said grinning at her.

"No, but he knows," she said looking at me and smiling. "Why don't you let him shave you? I'll do my pussy and then you can go in the backdoor."

"I don't want my balls cut off," he said looking at me with hesitation.

"Trust me I don't want that either. Nothing more unattractive than a guy without his balls. I've shaved lots of guys and as you can see, I do my own and not a single cut ever. You just gotta know how," I said as I stood up to show him in case he hadn't been paying attention.

"God, this is so weird. Okay, but I'm not doing it in front of everyone," he said.

"Chicken shit," she taunted. "Now who's the chick? Get me a razor and I'll do my pussy right now and watch all of you get boners."

"Christ dude, WHAT are you waiting for? Get the lady a damn razor!!!" Hairy dude said quickly causing everyone to laugh. I liked him, he had a personality.

Carson looked at me. "Do you have a spare razor?"

"And shaving cream?" She added.

"And shaving cream" Carson repeated. I got out of the water and made my way to the main bathroom and fought my way through the bubbles ignoring the sex I could hear. I could see that anytime, but watching a chick shave her cave entrance, was something rare. I felt in the drawer for the razor and then in the cupboard for the cream. I made my way back to the hot tub where the conversation was still in full swing. I had grabbed a towel on the way so there wouldn't be hair all over the deck, not that she had a lot anyway. I handed it to her and she sat back up on the deck and spread her legs. I was pretty sure every guy in the water leaned forward or moved to make sure they had an unobstructed view. Even I was interested in having an unobstructed view. No, not of the chicks pussy, of all the boys that were about to chuck wood faster than a woodchuck could. Like I'd want to miss that. She wasted no time, and seductively rubbed the cream all over her pussy and made a point of sliding her finger up and down the lips forcing every boy to squirm in his seat. She took the razor and in just few quick swipes, she had removed all the hair and rubbed the cream off. Then she splashed some water and showed her boyfriend and all the guys how smooth she was by spreading her legs wider. I think the make-up of the hot tub went from water to cum.

"Your turn baby," she grinned as the legs closed and she stood up, turned around and bent over, making a point of pushing her ass out for everyone to see as she folded up the towel and picked it up. I was sure I heard guys groan as they blew more loads.

He shook his head. "Christ, the things I do to get laid. This better be worth it," he said as he stood up and got out of the hot tub. His cock wasn't hard, but he wasn't exactly soft. He turned to look at me. "You got a bathroom to do this?"

"Uh, yeah...of course," I stammered as I realized I was about to get really personal with this straight boy.

"I'll be back boys. No fucking my girl while I'm gone," he warned with a smile. He grabbed a towel from the shelf and wrapped it around himself. I grabbed the razor and foam and ran after him, remaining naked, which in hindsight was a bad idea.

"We'll go upstairs to the master bedroom. Probably better there so that no one disturbs us."

"Sure. Lead the way," he said nonchalantly.

He followed me to the bedroom and I have to admit I've never felt so naked having him watching me from behind. Normally I couldn't care less, but he was straight and looking right at my ass as we walked up the stairs. I wondered what he was thinking. In my mind he was drooling and wondering how it would feel, but in actual fact he was probably trying to look anywhere but at my fabulous bum. We made our way to the master bathroom and I closed and locked the door. No need to be interrupted.

"So you've done this before huh? You promise you're not going to cut me?"

"I haven't cut anyone yet. As long as you don't jump or flinch while I'm doing it, you'll be fine."

"God, I can't believe I'm gonna do this. Chicks!"

"Sounds to me like you've got a great girlfriend. She puts out; is into showing off and doing it in public; and now is going to let you backdoor her. Sounds like a perfect girl to me."

"Yeah and she kisses great and has nice boobs," he added.

"So just to be nosy, have you let your friend have sex with her a lot?"

"Not a lot, but we tried a three-way once and she liked it, so now when we're in the right mood we play together. I've known him since we were kids, so we're comfortable naked around each other."

"You two ever make out? You know, curious guy stuff?"

"Nah. Most we ever did was jerk off together watching porn, and of course share my chick."

"Sounds like you have two good friends," I said as I laid stuff out and got ready to shave him.

"Yep, it's pretty sweet."

"So it sounds like your girl is going to rim you once your ass is shaved. Has she ever done that before?"

"Nope. Asses have been off limits. This will be a first."

"Nice. You're gonna love it. Just encourage her to find your prostate and you'll have another thing that you'll like a lot."

"Where's that?"

"You know where the girl's G-spot is?" I smirked.

"Yeah, of course!" He said confidently, like any straight boy would.

"Well, it's nowhere near that," I laughed. "Your prostate is in your ass just behind your balls, probably about the size of a walnut. If she puts her finger inside you and feels for it, you'll know when she hits it. It sends a bit of a buzz through your body. Personally I like it when someone is fucking me and I can jerk off as they hit it repeatedly. Makes me cum every time."

"No way I'd want someone to fuck me," he said quickly.

"I think every straight guy says that until they first experience the prostate cum shot. Then they encourage their girlfriends to buy a dildo to use on them."

"I don't think that's for me. I like fucking and I'll let her rim me so that I can go in her backdoor, but I know my ass isn't sensitive at all like that. We should do this shaving thing and get back. I'm sure they're all waiting to see me give it to her."

"You wouldn't be wrong there," I grinned. "Drop the towel and we'll get to work."

He took it off and placed it on the counter. I had him lean back against it and spread his legs. Shaving straight boys was almost getting to be a full time job. One day, they'll learn how to do it for themselves, but for now, this was tons of fun and a great way to get close to their packages. I used the trimmer first to get rid of the majority of the hair that was left and warned him before I took hold of his balls and pulled them tight so I could work on them. Once the hair was low enough I lathered him up and gently and carefully shaved his balls thoroughly. I took my time as I was having fun tugging and playing with his sack. He was watching closely and on more than one occasion I wanted to suck each ball into my mouth and have some fun, but I'm a professional, so I didn't. Instead I just fondled and rubbed them more than necessary and it has the desired effect. His cock got harder and harder. He tried to hold it down and then pressed it up against his stomach to keep it out of the way as he held his hand over it. I guess that was supposed to be so I couldn't see he was aroused. Once I finished with his balls, I wiped them clean and told him to take a look. He stared at his smooth skin and then felt it.

"That's awesome!" Carson said complimenting me. "Holy shit, I'll be playing with my nuts so much I may end up just staying home and jerking off."

"I know what you mean. First time I did it, I couldn't keep my hands out of my pants. But just so you know, when the hair starts to grow back, it'll be itchy. I recommend you just keep shaving them. It's quick and easy if you do it every day. Pull the skin tight and go slow. Let's do the shaft next."

"You might want to do my ass first. I kinda have a boner. Sorry," he admitted.

"Big deal. I've already seen you erect when you were having sex downstairs, and if you didn't throw wood when your balls were being handled, I'd have sent you to a doctor for some Viagra."

He was still hiding his cock behind the palm of his hand and he had now moved it to cup his balls as well. I don't know if that was out of modesty to try and hide them, or because he was enjoying the feel of his smooth nuts. I pulled his hand away and his cock came into view and hung semi hard in front of him. He wasn't massive, but he wasn't undersized either. He was uncut, but the skin pulled back easily and he had a nice knob. I'd sign for that package if it was ever delivered to me.

"It's not fully hard," he said trying in case I thought it was too small or something.

"No worries. Just for the record, it's easier to shave when it's hard. We'll finish your front and you'll be amazed how much bigger it looks without hair. I lathered his pubes and took the opportunity to take hold of his shaft and coat it as well. I managed to get in a couple of strokes, all in the name of the shaving of course. My own cock was rock hard, and I realized that perhaps I should have worn a towel, or this boy was going to realize how turned on I was. He had an excuse as I was playing with his junk, but I didn't have any excuse, except that I was Justin and always horny. I did the patch above his crotch first, before moving along his shaft, moving his cock up and down and side to side as I did it. Like any good guy, he got fully hard quickly and I could see him trying hard not to grab his junk and hide it from view. I ignored him and just focused on what I was doing as I made small talk. I can't tell you how many times my brain told me that I should just suck his cock while we were this close. I reasoned that he wouldn't complain if I did it gently and slowly to start, but I behaved. Once I was done I gave his cock a couple of firm strokes to `wipe off the remaining shaving cream'. No point in having him with white stuff all over his shaft. He looked down at it.

"It definitely looks bigger without hair, but I look like I'm 12."

"Technically 10. My son is 12 and has pubic hair, so you look like a 10 year old," I told him.

"Great, thanks," he said sarcastically. "You have a 12 year old son? How old are you?"

"21. We adopted him."

"Oh, that makes sense. I guess the only thing left is the ass, huh?"

"Yep, turn around and bend over the counter. Best thing to do is raise one leg onto the counter as well so it keeps your crack open."

He turned and I helped him get into position. My cock throbbed and jumped and tried to leave my body to go up and fuck him once it saw the sweet straight boy hole in front of it. I whacked it on the head and silently told it to behave. But every part of my head, both heads, were screaming at me to stand up and fuck the straight out of this hot boy. How often do you get a straight boy bent over a counter naked offering his ass with a leg up...not including inside this house? I got on my knees and almost shoved my head into his crack, but then remembered why we were here. I coated his ass and worked on removing the hair quickly. I ran a finger down the center of his crack and over his pink rosebud. He shuddered as I touched him and I smiled. I thought he said his ass wasn't sensitive. I did it again and he squirmed. This boy was more sensitive than a gay guy at a chick flick. I wiped him clean and felt how smooth he was. Each time I touched his hole he reacted.

"I thought your ass wasn't sensitive," I remarked.

"It isn't for sex, but it's not exactly used to having someone touch it. Not a normal place for someone to have someone else's finger."

WHAT? Since when. Around here, that's where we keep our fingers. What was this guy talking about? "Seems like you're gonna like being rimmed and probably having your prostate played with. I reached between his legs and pulled his cock down as it was pressed hard against the counter. He jumped again, but I told him I was just readjusting it for him so I could make sure we got everything. I took a couple of unnecessary swipes with the razor to make sure I had everything and then grabbed some lotion to rub onto his ass, crack, shaft and balls, so he wouldn't get a `rash'. Just another opportunity to touch him all over. He hadn't gone soft the entire time. I put some extra lotion on my thumb and rubbed it down his ass crack and stopped at his hole. I added a bit of pressure at his entrance as I teased him. He stopped me almost immediately.

"What are you doing?" He asked as he looked in the mirror at me.

"Just getting a bit of lotion at your hole. If your girl is going to play back here you need to be ready."

"Ready how?" He queried.

"Have you really never played with an ass before?"

"No never. Closest I ever get is when you wipe after a dump."

"That's a nice visual for someone with their finger at your hole. Try not to say that when your girl gets her tongue in there."

"She's gonna put her tongue in there?"

If she's gonna rim you, she will. Otherwise, she'll shove her finger in. Either way you need to be ready."

"I seriously doubt she'll do it though. I think she just wanted me to shave to prove a point. I'll go back, doggy style her in the ass and she'll be so turned on knowing everyone is watching."

"Okay, but I can tell you from experience, if you don't do it right, this is going to be an epic fail in front of everyone. It's not like fucking a pussy. You have to use lube, get it slowly opened up and prepare it. You'll probably need to finger some lube into her as well. If you try to do it dry you'd rip her ass."

"Seriously? I have to put my finger in there?"

"Dude, you eat and finger pussy. Trust me, that's way worse than an ass," I grinned. "Plus you WANT her to rim you and look for the prostate. Once you try it, you'll know what I mean."

"I doubt that, but I'm definitely going to fuck her in the ass. Do you have to use any special type of lube or can lotion work?"

"You should use proper lube. I'll give you some. So you really think you won't like your ass played with?"

"No, but if she does it, I'll put up with it so I can fuck her."

I grinned as I put my hands on each of his cheeks and rubbed his ass. "Well, you're certainly ready and completely smooth."

"So I'm good to go?" He asked leaning up to look back at me.

"Yep, all done. Unless you want me to rim and finger your hole to show you what it feels like," I offered. Normally I'd just go down on him, but I had a feeling this wasn't the time.

"Uhh, thanks, but I'm not into that, dude. Thanks for showing me how to shave, but I'm totally straight."

"Are you sure? If you were ever curious about it, now's the time to find out with someone who knows. Same as a blowjob from a guy. You could see the difference and have some fun."

"Thanks. I'll stick with girls."

My cock was so hard I think it was beginning to hurt. He put his leg down, stood up and turned around. "Dude, don't take this the wrong way. I'm not hitting on you or anything, but how big is that thing?"

"8 ½."

"Decent. That's what I need."

"So bend over and I'll give it to you," I offered with a smile.

"Funny. You know what I meant. If I had something that size between my legs, I'd be showing it off to everyone. Chicks would be lining up to take a ride."

"Well, speaking of that I suppose you should get back downstairs and impress your fans. Unless you've changed your mind about hanging out here with me."

"Nope, let's head back down. But seriously, thanks. I learned a lot today." He wrapped the towel around himself and my playing time with a straight boy was over.

I think the whole room turned to look at us as we walked down the stairs and I felt like we were on Runway or something. "Okay, come on baby, show us the new look!" His girlfriend said as the guys cheered him on.

Like a stripper he teased them all by taking his time to undo the towel as he danced in front of them and slowly lowered it and then turned to show his ass. They all clapped and then he dropped the towel completely and turned around with his hands cupping his package. Slowly he inched himself into view before he was fully naked and wiggling his cock at them all. They howled and cheered.

"Dude, I can't believe you really did that," his friend said. "Damn, you look prepubescent."

"Yeah and hung like a horse," he added to maintain his masculinity. A colt maybe, not a full horse, but I didn't correct him.

"So can I claim my prize now?" He asked looking at his girlfriend.

"Let me check it out first," she said as he stepped into the warm water. She didn't waste any time bending him over and pulling his ass cheeks apart. Of course she made a point of showing off his hole. Most of the guys didn't bother to do more than take a quick look, but the girls smiled and took an interest. She smiled and leaned in to lick the length of his crevice and tonguing at his rosebud. I had to get into the water and hide from view as I was beginning to react, and my brain was beginning to transfer from the big head to the little head. It was such a shame that she was getting him ready back there and had nothing to fuck with. I'd step up and pinch fuck if asked.

He was actually enjoying being rimmed and wiggling his ass as she licked him. By the time she stopped and he stood up he was rock hard. "Holy shit! Carson was turned on by having his ass played with. Guess you're a big ole fag after all," Hairy dude said. Then he looked at me. "No offense."

I was about to say none taken, but Carson's girl looked at him. "No offense? How is that not offensive? If I rimmed your hairy hole, you'd have a boner as well. Being rimmed isn't a gay thing and shut the hell up with your homophobia."

"I'm not homophobic. I said no offense. If I were really homophobic would I be naked at a gay birthday party where an orgy is going on?" He said looking at her as if she were crazy. I honestly didn't feel like he was homophobic. He seemed pretty decent, and he did have a point.

"Well watch your comments then and don't talk about things you don't know. Come on baby, time for your reward. Just go slow." She bent over and he stepped up behind her. I handed him the lube that he'd forgotten and he smiled as he took it. He rubbed some on her ass and I stuck out my finger and wiggled it at him to give him the reminder to finger her first. He looked at her ass and I could see his hesitation, but he poured lube on his finger and more on her hole, then pushed it in slowly. As he entered, his facial expression changed to one I've seen many times. It went from the oh this is going to be gross' to god this is hot'. He slid it in the rest of the way and his cock jumped even more as it reacted to it. I stuck out my tongue as he looked at me and smiled, but shook his head slightly at the suggestion. I grinned and shrugged. We were having a silent conversation between us. He took his finger out and then placed his cock at her backdoor and moved forward.

"Go slow babe," she said as he added pressure.

"Just relax your ass and push out," I advised without thinking.

"Thanks," she smiled looking at me. "Good to have advice from an expert."

Good to be recognized as an expert finally. I might rethink this whole hanging out with girls thing. I watched Carson slide his steel hard rod into her and the look on his face said it all. He was in ecstasy.

"How is it dude?" his friend asked.

"Oh my god, it's so tight and firm. I may do this all the time," he said as he put his hands on her hips and began fucking her in earnest.

"No, you won't," his girl replied with a smile. "It's actually a little painful. But there's a whole house full of gay guys that seem to like it. Justin, you'll let Carson fuck you won't you?"

"Ummm, I dunno. He's a lot smaller than I normally like, but I could do it for you," I said trying not to remain looking serious. As serious as you can be with a boner.

"Burn!" Said his friend.

"I still like pussy," Carson said as he fucked his girl. This was one tough straight boy to crack. By now I should be on my back with my legs over his shoulders having his balls slapping against me waiting for the white lava flow to enter my ass. Damn I was making myself even hornier.

He finished fucking her and when his friend asked to try, she stopped the whole thing by saying no and sat back into the water. I'm thinking my next party will be like this," Carson's friend said. "I think it has potential to catch on!"

"Sure. I've been to parties like that with other straight boys one of the girls said. We played seven minutes in heaven and the guy spent 6 minutes trying to get my bra off. Boys have no idea." The two girls high fived as they made fun of the boys.

"Hey, not all boys have trouble there. I'm an expert," Hairy dude said.

"You do know that grabbing the bottom of them and using brute force to yank it over their head isn't the correct way, right?" Said Carson's girl as the others laughed. "Who else thinks they know how to get a girl's bra off? All the straight boys raised their hands. I didn't bother. Not a chance I knew how to get one off. I think I saw it on TV once. You need a blowtorch, box cutters, a `Bras for Dummies' manual and about 20 minutes of uninterrupted concentration.

"I think I smell a challenge coming on," one girl said. "Which of you can get a bra off the fastest?" She said smiling.

"No contest. I haven't met a bra that I couldn't pop in a split second," Carson said.

"We have a challenge and a taker. Anyone else want to try? We'll put our bras on, and then we'll time how long it takes each of you to get them off. Fastest time wins."

"Wins what?" Beach fucker asked. I still hadn't learned all their names.

"Guess you have to participate to find out."

I don't know any guy that wouldn't participate in this challenge. Even I was willing to try. I just need to run and get a lighter for the blow torch. Two of the girls got out and put their bras on after drying themselves. I think as they got drier, the boys got wetter. It was like a National Lampoon movie where the boys were all drooling and staring without blinking.

The boys got out of the water to get ready for their challenge. Like the old saying if you can't beat em off, join `em', so I got out with them. Kurt used his phone to be the timekeeper. Two boys took their place in front of the girls as others in the room came up to watch. They both had erections and were standing so close to the girls that one twitch of their poles and they'd be inside the girls pussies. I wanted to push them together and see it happen, or better yet, get behind the boys and push them forward with my own erection.

Neither of the first two boys were very fast and perhaps they were enjoying having their hands around the girls more than getting the bra off. Each one was timed in pairs and the winner went up against someone else for the second round until we were down to just two finalists. I didn't make the cut. Bras are very complicated. I think they're tougher to get off than cock rings. The two finalists were pretty good. Both did it in under two seconds.

"Okay boys, time to up the stakes. Two attempts one on each girl. But this time, it has to be done with just one hand," the third girl said who was running the contest. I swear I've never seen that many erect straight boys in one place at a time. Many had their hands cupping their junk, others had their underwear on, but others were brazenly showing off. One of the boys about to compete wasn't shy about his erection at all. The other had a full chubby hidden in his tight wet boxer briefs, although hidden may be the wrong word. It was almost as visible as if he were naked, which made him more erotic in my mind. I was so horny that I was going to have to go upstairs and take care of my problem with anyone willing to help me, but I wanted to see this. I couldn't get the damn boulder holders off with two hands and a crowbar, and these guys were about to do it one handed. There's only one thing I'm good at one handed and it wasn't this. The two boys stepped up and put one hand behind their backs and were given the one two three go command. The surprising winner was the guy I would have called the least likely. He was a bit of a nerdy looking guy with the bulge in his shorts showing off probably a 7½ inch thick cock. He was cheered on as the two switched places. I think it was only fair to have them switch since there were two different bras on two different girls with different size boobs. The room was all gathered around to watch for the finale. It was either going to be a tie or we'd have a winner. On go, it was almost over as fast as it started...and we had a tie.

"Time for the tie breaker," said the third girl who put her bra on and stepped up to the two boys. She had pretty big boobs. Not sure what size they were but from the way the guys were ogling her I'd say they were 76 triple X's. They looked too big for her small frame, but what do I know? "You have to get the bra off without using your hands," she told them as the rest of the room cheered. First up was the nerdy guy. He looked positively out of his element and my guess is that this was probably the closest he'd been to sex, ever. He was probably a closeted cross dresser and that's why he was good with bras. On `go' he went behind her, bent over and used his mouth to pop that bra off with incredible speed. The thing flew off her like a slingshot. One boy off to the side of me moaned slightly and held his hand over his crotch as he walked quickly off to the bathroom. Another premature ejaculation on a horny straight boy. The other guy was up next and made a valiant attempt at getting the bra off, but he was a good three or four seconds slower than nerd boy. The winner was declared and everyone wanted to know what his prize was. I hoped that it would be open season on him for sex. I'd line up to join in if I was allowed. Let me go first and sit on his cock and he'd fall in love with my ass. Wait. That could be a bad thing. Been there, done that, still dealing with the legal issues. Maybe I'd just watch and jerk off all over him as someone else took his virginity.

"As the winner, you can pick one of us and have 15 minutes with her to do what you want," Carson's girlfriend said. I half expected Carson to say something, but he just smiled and fluffed his cock.

"Nice. I pick you," he said pointing to big boob girl. No surprise there. I'd give him 4 seconds before he blew his load in his shorts before he got anywhere near her interesting bits.

She nodded and came up to kiss him on the cheek. "So where you want to go?"

"Over on the double lounger. Hope someone has their camera ready. You're gonna want to record this so you all know how it's done," he said confidently, causing some of the guys to laugh at his obvious attempt to look more macho than he was.

"Are you sure you wouldn't want to go up to a bedroom or something?" She suggested looking at him almost trying to save him from himself. If he shot his load before the shorts came off, he'd never hear the end of it.

"I'm sure," he said as he took her by the hand and took her over to the lounge chair. He surprised everyone by twirling her around and locking lips with her as their tongues went at each other. He worked her boobs as he ground himself against her. I think that shut everyone up instantly. He moved a hand and inserted a finger into her pussy causing her to moan. She almost launched herself onto his hand. He must have found the X-spot or G-spot or girl prostate or whatever was in there as she almost collapsed on him. He gently lowered her down on her back and got on top, never letting their lips part. When he was ready, he licked down her body gently caressing her until he spread her legs and buried his face in her snatch. That seemed to raise his street cred quite a bit.

"Oh yeah, eat that pussy, brainiac!" Said hairy dude. He just wasn't in a hurry. Most straight boys would have already been balls deep in her and fucking for all they were worth knowing they were on a time limit. When he was ready, he lowered his shorts and kicked them aside. He had a nice smooth small tight ass and from what I could see, tight firm balls. He positioned his cock at her pink flap and inserted himself as he looked directly into her eyes. I've seen straight boys fuck before and they always watch their cocks go in. Hell, gay guys watch their cocks go into an ass most of the time. This guy looked at her eyes and stroked her breast and then the side of her face. He wasn't fucking her, he was making love to her. He entered gently and I could almost feel his large cock entering me, he was being so smooth about it. He was in no real rush and bent down to suck on each tit as he did it. When someone told him he had two minutes left he increased speed and gave her one hell of a fucking. She was thrusting up at him almost as if they were in sync. She moaned loud enough to attract the neighbors and was even making me horny. I found myself jerking off as I watched them. I wasn't even watching the other guys around me jerking off. I barely noticed Carson standing in front of his girl with her leg up against his hip. They were both getting off watching nerd boy redeem his prize. As the time counted down, he fired all he had into her and she cried out along with him. Either she had just had an orgasm, or realized that she might now be pregnant with quintuplets. He slowed down and left himself inside her as he again looked at her face and gave her one last French kiss before pulling out, where everyone could see his cock glistening with his cum and perhaps her pussy juice. That just sounds so gross. I imagine pussy juice tastes about as bad as a V-8 vegetable juice. I shuddered as I thought of it. I noticed a few guys had blown their loads. We were gonna have to borrow a fire hose to clean this deck tomorrow. As he stood up and pulled her to her feet, the room cheered and applauded his performance. He took a bow and smiled as he picked up his wet boxers and threw them over a shoulder and headed to the bathroom. I ran after him.

"Dude, that was amazing. I'm gay and I couldn't stop watching. Where the hell did you learn to do that?"

"Never underestimate the power of a nerd," he grinned. "I program video games all day, so you have to learn how people move and interact when you build scenarios. You pick up a thing or two."

"Too bad you're straight," I smiled.

"Straight, gay, it's all just two bodies interacting with each other. Skin to skin and learning how to please your partner," he said casually.

"So have you had sex with a guy before?" I asked feeling my cock getting interested.

"I don't have sex. I intimately interact with people. Talking about who I have or haven't been with is disrespectful to the other person, but I'm not opposed either gender as long as it feels right at the time."

My head was spinning. He just popped a bra off a few girls, one with his teeth and he's talking about disrespect. Isn't that a bit hypocritical? I didn't say anything as insulting him wouldn't get me laid...ummm intimately interacted with... seriously? Intimately interacting. Fuck em hard and put them away wet was my motto. He entered the bathroom to clean up and I wasn't sure whether to follow or not. He was an interesting guy, but perhaps I'd try and hit him up later when he'd recharged.

Right now I was so crazy horny, I ran upstairs to fuck, errr, intimately interact balls deep in the first guy I came across, which just happened to be Kyle. I bent him over the couch, kicked his legs apart and slammed into his well-used hole. He looked back at me and smiled as he rested his head on his hands. "Someone's horny. Not getting laid enough tonight?"

"Shut up bitch and take your fucking like a man!" I said slapping his ass.

"Oh shit sorry. I didn't realize you were in yet. Go ahead," he joshed. I fucked him as hard as I could as I held his hips. In a monotone voice he said, "Oh yeah...oh baby. Give me that hard cock. Oh yeah, oh yeah. That's the spot. Do it big boy. Give me all your meat. Make me feel that monster dick of yours. Oh god, that's the best I've ever had..."

"Shut up!" I laughed as I slapped his ass again. "You know you're loving it and it's the best fuck you've had all night."

"We're fucking? Sorry I thought you were just massaging my hips," he said tormenting me. I hammered him harder and harder until I was sure I could hear his hips cracking. He continued to pretend he wasn't feeling it and then limp away when I was done.

I reached under him and took hold of his rock hard cock. "If you don't feel it, why is this as hard as it is?"

"Just thinking of the fuck I got from your husband. So hot and he really knows what he's doing. You fuck like a chick."

"A chick with an 8½ inch dick? That would be some chick!" As I fucked him he tightened his ass, grunted and shot his load all over the back of the couch. I'll call the designer in the morning and order new furniture. I hit him harder a few more times just to show him I wasn't a chick. Then pulled out, stood him up and turned him around to give him a kiss he won't soon forget.

"Damn! I dunno what made you that horny, but bring that to my room any night. That's why I love you, ya know," he said as he held my ass and pulled me tight against him. "I'm still here if you and Colin ever want a boyfriend. God why couldn't I have met you first? After that fuck, I'm gonna dream of you all night."

"You dream of me every night," I smiled. I loved him just as much as I knew he loved me. I went to the kitchen to wipe the lube off my dick on some paper towel and get a drink. The highlight of the night was when Marvin' and Ryan put a blanket on the coffee table in the sunken living room area. A group sat on the couches and watched as the two of them made out. I think if there had been video rolling, this would have made more money than Avatar and would be number one at the box office. They were good together and both knew how to play to their audience. Ryan made sure he did some porn star moves with his hands behind his back as his large cock entered Marvin' and went all the way in until their balls were touching. The audience was stroking not only their cocks, but in a lot of cases helping the guy beside them. It was a sight to see, that's for sure. Of course those of us who live in this house see it a lot, but it still seemed amazing to watch them perform. Once Ryan was ready to cum, he pulled out rapidly jerked his cock so he could he could blast the money shot over Marvin's' ass before he rubbed it all over and then pushed back inside. I almost came myself at that move. It was always my favorite in a porn, and in person it was even hotter. Ryan pulled a guy up off the couch and sucked his cock before he placed him behind Marvin' and pushed him inside. I'll bet the guy would blog about that in the morning. If we were taking selfies, it would be the most retweeted one in history. He might even tell his grandchildren of the day he did Tommy Anders and `Marvin'. I know it was already in my stories for the grandkids. But I had a different version as the bedtime story... Insert wavy lines for the story flash forward... Once upon a time there was a beautiful dirty blond haired, blue eyed, Nymph who lived in the forest of Happy Wood. He frolicked carefree throughout the woods and owned the only trail from the village to the Kingdom. All the local merchants knew that if they wanted to pass, they had to pay a toll to the scantily clad Nymph. They must remove their clothing at the toll area as to not upset or scare the Nymph. He would select one of their party to pay the fare. On a clear day you could hear the payment being extracted as far away as the kingdom. The Nymph was well endowed with massive skills and some of the younger merchants had not yet learned to handle the depth that the toll would go to extract it from them. Others found themselves making more trips through the woods than necessary, for which no one seemed to know the reason, as the large toll could be painful sometimes. The local Prince heard of this ritual and snuck out in the middle of the night by himself in search of the Nymph who was causing so much interest. As he approached the toll area, the Nymph jumped out scaring the Prince's horse, causing it to buck him off and bolt away. The Prince fell to the ground unconscious.

"It is such a shame when that happens," said the Nymph to no-one in particular as he ran up to the traveller. When he saw it was the Prince, he looked around nervously looking for the Royal guards who always accompany him. There were none. He bent down to the Prince and put his ear to his mouth to listen for breathing. To his relief he heard some and knew the Prince was not dead. He knew that if he didn't wish to be hung...not well hung, but hung in the square with a rope around his neck, he had better make sure the Prince was not seriously injured. He removed the royal clothing, admiring each wonderful piece before checking for broken bones or internal bleeding on the handsome Prince. To his great relief, he found none, and as he looked down at the unclothed man in front of him, he was amazed at the beauty of the Prince with his long curly hair. He ran his hands over the silky smooth skin and felt the firmness of it. He bent the Prince's knees and spread the legs as he looked between them. He was pleasantly surprised to find it devoid of hair and ran his finger along the royal crack in fascination. He squeezed each cheek to find it just as firm as the rest of him. He looked nervously around again as he positioned himself to extract his toll from the Prince while he could, as he doubted the Prince would pay in a normal situation. He placed the Prince's legs over his shoulders so he could extract the largest toll he could from the wealthy monarch. He began to slowly take the owed payment as he continued to inspect the Prince for any damage. He took hold of the Prince's penis to steady himself and noticed it inflate at his touch. He applied more pressure and stroked it firmly believing there might be a blood clot that was causing it to inflate thusly. As he concentrated on the Prince's nether region and the toll, he failed to notice is Majesty open his eyes and watch. It only became obvious when the Prince raised a hand and placed it on the Nymph's taut abdomen. He jumped at being caught inside his Prince, but as he looked at the Monarch, he saw that there was a smile and a look of pleasure, not one of hatred at being used as payment for the toll in such a way. The Prince pulled the Nymph forward and placed a kiss upon his lips and held his head. The Nymph, unsure of what to do, did what he knew best and extracted a larger toll from the Prince as he went deeper. The two stayed coupled for a long long time, far far away from the ears and eyes of the kingdom. The Nymph extracted so much toll that the Prince was guaranteed of never having to pay again, unless he wished to do so voluntarily. Once they were done, they lay side by side stroking each other's hair gazing longingly into each other's eyes. The Prince was smitten by the Nymph and invited him to live with him in his castle where he made him the tax collector of the land. They lived happily ever after and the Prince felt richer than ever. The End.

"Justin...Justin...Dude, where are you? Troy said as he waved his hand in front of my face. I focused on him and smiled. "Holy crap dude, where did you go? You were a million miles away."

"I was just in the forest of Happy Wood," I beamed.

"Oh! Well maybe ease of the party drugs for a bit then, huh," Troy said. "Since my boyfriend is a little busy, wanna go see who we can find to play with?" I smiled and took his hand as we went in search of fun. I guess I might have to rethink that story if I'm telling it as a bedtime story for the grandkids. Not sure Disney would pick that up as a full length animated feature. We watched guys play naked basketball in the cold outside and then watched flying penises on the trampoline, before selecting a guy to bone in the outdoor pool.

The night went late and by the time it wound down I was exhausted. The house was a mess as usual after a party and I'm sure the health department would slap a hazard sticker on our door and probably even on some of the guys themselves. I made sure to hang out with Colin a lot and make sure he was having an amazing birthday. He took plenty of breaks and spent time hanging out with his friends. Always good to have friends with benefits who are shy being naked around you. Once most of our guest had left and the house locked up, I headed up to bed with Nathan and Colin for one last round of fun before we fell asleep, or perhaps we passed out. I think what surprised me the most is that we had done all this with the twins fast asleep in their room and they never even heard us. They either sleep like the dead, or the house was incredibly soundproof, or both.

I awoke in the morning to my ass being licked and looked over to see Kyle on his knees by the side of the bed. I smiled at him as he looked up. "Having fun?" I whispered so as to not wake up Nathan and Colin. He nodded as he kept licking. He had pushed the covers back as I was laying on my side with my ass half of the bed. "So are you just gonna lick or am I getting fucked too?"

He stood up and went to put his raging boner in me but I reached over and took hold of it and gently turned around and pulled him closer to my mouth where I swallowed it instead. He put his hands on the back of my head and fucked my face. We were shaking the bed a little, so I slid out and onto the floor and went to work on him. I pushed my finger between his legs and went for his ass only to find it was already lubed up and ready for action. I looked up at him with a grin. Well, as much of a grin as you can give with a face full of cock. He just shrugged and smiled. I reached up and took his hand and pulled him down. He got the idea and lay on the carpet on his back. I put his legs up over my shoulder one at a time and aimed my cock at his sweet hole and entered. He had a big smile the whole time. I leaned down to kiss him and he almost swallowed my face with his tongue. He was cray cray horny. I guess he really had liked the fucking I gave him last night. I pushed deep into him and then began to fuck like a wild man. Kyle was squeaking and moaning as we made out. His hips were thrusting up each time I went fully into him, so he could get that little extra bang for his buck. He was starting to grunt and I looked at the bed to see Nathan and Colin lying sideways with their heads hanging off the edge watching us with a smile.

"That's a nice way to wake up," Nathan said. "Looks like not much has changed around here."

He and Colin kissed as we watched, then Nathan slid off the bed and straddled Kyle to sit on his face. He pulled his ass cheeks apart to give Kyle better access and then wiggled down on him as if he were settling into a comfy chair. Nathan leaned over to kiss Colin some more as I kept drilling Kyle. Yep, this really was the best way to wake up. Kyle was rock hard and it didn't go unnoticed by Nathan who took hold of it and began to jack him off furiously. Kyle squirmed and bucked wildly at being stimulated so much and it didn't take much of that before he blew his load all over his chest. Nathan smiled and got off his face and returned to the bed, where Colin took over and used his friend's spit lubed hole to take care of his own morning wood. I let fly into Kyle as I rubbed the white cum puddle all over his chest. I pulled out and gave him the last couple of jets just so he could see that I was done. He smiled and leaned up to kiss me.

"I'm surprised you didn't have four or five guys stay over after last night's party," I said as our breathing returned to normal.

"No, I had a good time though. I only had one spend the night. I should probably get back to him."

I laughed. "Who did you end up with? One of the exes?"

"No, I kept a cute waiter. They're into service, so I figured why not let him service me."

"Nice," I smiled. "I love how you used a waiter to start the night with Colin."

Kyle blushed. "Actually he's a straight boy that I convinced during the party to go gay for pay. I told him I'd give him 500 bucks if he fucked the birthday boy to get things started. I think he earned his money."

"From the way he got used all night by everyone, I hope he isn't a pay per play type of straight boy, or you'll be broke. I just hope you give him a nice tip."

"He'll get my nice tip as soon as he wakes up. I'm going to lube him up and not only give him the tip, but I'll shaft him as well." He laughed at his own joke and ran out of the room to go and shaft his straight waiter. Kyle was my apprentice who was rapidly surpassing the master.

I hit the shower and then crawled back into bed. I'd only just started to get back to sleep when the front gate buzzer went and I rolled over to answer it. "Hey Baby! It's Tripp!! Open the gate and let us in or we'll huff and we'll puff and we'll blow you." he said excitedly. I groaned and hit the front gate.

"We have company," I said to Colin and our bedmate, Nathan.

"Who?" he mumbled as he pushed his head into the pillow.

"Tripp and probably Nate from class. He wanted to come over and meet everyone."

"Why's he here so early. It's barely 10."

"It's Tripp. I'm surprised he wasn't here at 7am," I laughed as I stepped out of bed pushing the return of my morning wood into my boxer briefs, and threw on my lounge pants and a shirt to run downstairs. I got to the front door and opened it as Nate and Tripp walked up.

"Hey! This is a killer house, dude. Is it like a frat house or something? Is your room as cool as the outside looks?" Tripp asked as he came in and took off his shoes.

"Let me show you around and introduce you to everyone that's up. It was Colin's birthday yesterday so we were up late. And you know the saying is that you'll huff and puff and blow the house down, right?"

"What fuckin' fun would that be? You had a party here? How come it's so clean then?" He asked looking around. "Cool palm trees and indoor beach!"

"That was the theme of the night. They'll come and take it all down later today. Morning Nate," I said acknowledging the quieter of our two new guests. He smiled and said good morning back. "The cleaning company took care of the garbage and dishes and stuff last night. We're not big fans of waking up to a mess, but it actually needs a lot of work yet. The cleaners will be here at noon."

"Crap, I love this place. I thought you said you lived in a normal house. Is this a normal Canadian house? How much does it cost to rent a room here?"

I laughed. "Dude, we own the place."

"Yeah right, and I'm the King of Norway, honey."

"Nice to meet you, your majesty. But we really do own the place."

"I guess I should have shown up later...after you come down from all the drugs last night," he laughed as he put his arm around me. Nate just smiled and shrugged.

"I'll show you the rest of the house" I said as we headed downstairs. He was impressed that we had an indoor pool, and then doubly impressed that we had an outdoor pool as well. He pretty much commented on everything and at the end of the tour had decided that this was the community centre and not our house. I took them back upstairs to meet Jason and Alex who were up and getting the twins breakfast before heading over to our parents.

"Tripp, Nate. These are two of my brothers, Jason and Alex, and their sons Trevor and Travis."

Jay and Alex fist bumped them and Tripp stared at Jason and me and then at the twins. "This is so cool. You're twins and you have twins." As I got some coffee for everyone, J.P. and Ryan strolled down the backstairs in just their underwear. I suppose I should be thankful they didn't stroll down naked, but ever since the arrival of the twins we had been a little more modest. Plus we didn't need the twins saying anything to James who might misinterpret it and cause problems for all of us. Tripp started to spin his head like he was possessed.

"Oh my god! There really are three of you. This is so epic! I need to add you to my bucket list. Anyone in need of some morning attention? God, you're Tommy Anders," he said to the two new arrivals.

"Ryan actually," Ryan said as he introduced himself. I introduced J.P.

"This house is seriously epic! I can't believe I'm here with Tommy Anders. You've been like a fantasy of mine ever since I saw your first movie. I think I have everything you ever made."

"Thanks," Ryan said as he strolled to the coffee.

"And `Marvin' dude, I almost bust a nut when you came out as gay. I couldn't believe it. I first saw you in Aliens in the Attic and then when you were in Ruby and the Rockets, you totally made that show for me."

"I can't believe anyone saw that," he laughed. "But thanks. That's nice of you to say."

"Dude when you took off your shirt in Switched at Birth, I almost licked the TV screen."

"Seriously, you should stop. You're giving both of them complexes and their heads are big enough," Colin laughed.

"Are you guys sticking around today?" Tripp asked excitedly as he stared at them intently.

Ryan answered. "Yeah, we had a long night last night. But you gotta bring it down about four levels dude. We're sporting massive..."

"Boners?" Tripp laughed with a question in his voice.

"...hangovers," he finished.

"Oh right, sorry. I just can't believe you all live here. I love your new show by the way. It's gonna be hot. Which one of you is actually the actor?" He asked looking at the Triple J's.

"Me," said J.P.

"That's cool. If you ever got sick or injured or anything, your brothers could step in for you easily enough. They should make the show about triplets. That would make it so much hotter!" We all looked at each other with a knowing smile as we took a sip of our coffee. It didn't go unnoticed.

"Oh my god! That's what they're gonna do isn't it? You're all going to be in the show! I knew it. Damn I can't wait to see that. What's gonna happen?" As he talked Jason's phone went and he excused himself to answer it. Personally, I think he planned it to get away from Tripp.

"We can't tell you anything. Confidentiality agreements and all. But its J.P. that's the actor, not us," I told him.

"Right, got it. Are you all gonna be straight or gay or what?"

"Again, can't tell you anything," I said. I looked over at the twins and they were grinning as they watched Tripp being so animated. They probably had no idea what he was talking about, but they seemed to like how outgoing and positive he was. Jason returned and sat down.

"Mom has a cold so they cancelled the visit as they don't want the boys to get sick. Looks like we've got the kids all day."

"So who is who?" Tripp said looking at the twins and smiling.

"I'm Twevor," Trevor said.

"I'm Twavis," Travis said next.

"I'm Tripp," he said to them.

"Hi Uncle Twipp," Travis said smiling.

"Uncle Tripp. I like that!" He beamed.

How come everyone is `Uncle' somebody to little kids. Why can't they just be regular names?

"You wanna come play wif our Lego's?" Trevor asked.

"Ummm, sure if your Dad says it's okay," he said looking at Jason and Alex.

"Have fun," Jason smiled. "The playroom is downstairs." The twins climbed down off their chairs and took Tripp by each hand and almost dragged him to the basement like vampires taking a prey in for the kill.

"Is he always like that?" Alex asked as soon as they were out of earshot.

"You have no idea," Nate said finally getting to speak. "Wherever we go, he just talks and talks. We went to the movies one night and he left three times when he saw a boy he liked heading for the bathroom. I'm surprised he hasn't been beaten up and left in an alley somewhere. But I have to admit he's definitely not boring. A little over the top at times, but not boring. I stayed at his place last night and we ordered pizza. He almost did the pizza boy right there in the hallway."

"You spent the night at his place? What was that like?"

"Interesting. He lives with two girls in a two bedroom apartment. I asked him which room was his and he said both. Apparently they just sleep in whatever bed they want. If someone has company, the two other roommates sleep together."

"So did you sleep with him last night?" I grinned.

"Yeah, but not like that. Well not exactly anyway."

"What's that mean?" I grinned.

"We didn't have sex if that's what you're asking. He likes giving blowjobs and I like receiving them, but nothing more. He knows I'm straight, but hell, why turn down a BJ?"

"I'm surprised he let you off that easy," I teased.

"Well he did put a dildo in his ass and ride it to get himself off which was really bizarre to watch. He asked if he could blow his load all over me and did it before I could answer."

"That sounds more like the Tripp we know," I smiled. "It won't be long before you're fucking him."

"No, I can't see that happening. It'll give him the wrong idea. I'll stick with getting head at the most."

"100 bucks has you deep in his ass by the end of the semester," I grinned knowing that he just wasn't that hard to convince. He didn't say anything. Kyle strolled down in his underwear with his straight boy conquest in tow. Guys, this is... uh, what was your name again?"

"Martin," he said.

"Martin," Kyle repeated. "We're just grabbing some juice and food and heading back upstairs for a bit. What's the plan for today?"

"Nothing yet. Just taking it easy until we're recovered."

"Cool. Text me if we're doing anything exciting," he said as he poured them both a glass of juice and grabbed a muffin each. "Come on Merlin, let's go back to bed."

"Martin," the guy said.

"Whatever," Kyle replied with a wicked grin. They trotted up the back stairs with Merlin/Martin in the lead. Kyle turned around as he hit the first couple of stairs, raised his index and pinky fingers, stuck his tongue out and wiggled his hips at us. Then turned around and ran up after Martin.

"We better order a wheelchair for Martin. I doubt he'll be able to walk home when Kyle's done with him," Colin suggested.

"Another straight boy conquered," Alex remarked as we all mumbled in agreement.

"Guess you'll be next, Nate," Jason said looking at him. "First it starts with a blow job, then a rimming, next thing you know you're upside down with a dick inside you being bred hard."

"Holy shit Jason! Don't tell him all our secrets. I'm still working on him," I said throwing a grape at him. He picked it up and popped it in his mouth. I looked at Nate. "He's kidding. We don't go right from rimming to fucking. We teach you how to kiss and suck a cock first before we fuck you. Don't let him scare you like that."

"I'm beginning to think that all gay guys talk about is sex," Nate smiled. "Don't worry I know you're kidding."

"Are we Nate? Are we just kidding," I said seductively as I licked my lips. The guys laughed and we headed downstairs to join the other three. Tripp was totally involved in helping the twins with their Lego. He was busy helping build a race track for the cars to go on and using the Lego to make jumps and turns. The twins were helping by running around and getting him the blocks he needed. We joined in for a bit and built a great race track. I don't know who was having more fun. The twins, Tripp or us. I asked if anyone would like something to drink and the twins asked for milk and everyone else either asked for more coffee or juice. I headed up to get the order and Tripp followed.

"I love the twins they're so cute."

"Yeah, we're still getting to know them, but they're a lot of fun," I admitted.

"So how was the party last night? Did I miss anything?"

"Our parties are always fun. It started out as a family party. Dinner, an insanely cool magician presents and stories with the family. Then once they left and the kids were in bed, we had the adult party. Let's just say you'd have been in your element."

"Damn. Hopefully you'll invite me to the next one."

"Definitely. This was basically all friends of Colin."

"Did everyone get naked and stuff?"

"Wouldn't be a party if there wasn't mega sex going on," I teased.

"Do you think `Marvin' and Ryan will let me have sex with them today, or at least let me see them naked?"

"I have no idea, but just ask them. It's not like you're shy and it's not like they aren't always horny, although they may need recovery time from last night."

"Christ I want your life. Just being in this house is making me so horny. My dick is gonna explode out of my shorts if I keep thinking about `Marvin' and Ryan."

"Oh, so I'm not good enough for you now?" I laughed.

"Are you kidding? There's three of you? It's like Nirvana." As I poured juice into the glasses, Tripp dropped to his knees and pulled my lounge pants and underwear to my ankles. I didn't stop him as he took my cock into his mouth and sucked me off. As Nate said, no point in turning down a blowjob. He had taken out his own cock and was pumping it furiously. I had no doubt that in a couple minutes, he'd be bent over the edge of the kitchen counter offering up his ass. I jumped a bit in surprise as Blake came around the corner holding his backpack and dropped it on the floor in front of us.

"Hi! I'm Blake. I'm Colin and Justin's kid. Who are you?" He asked looking at Tripp down on his knees.

"Oh shit," Trip said as he stopped what he was doing and launched to his feet. He had a string of spit coming from his mouth that he quickly wiped away. Blake giggled.

"Nice to meet you Oh Shit'. My Dad does this a lot so it's not like I haven't seen it before. You can keep going as I know my Dad isn't done, cause he makes funny faces and grunts when he's making stuff come out. I'll just sit and wait," he said as he climbed on the chair beside us. Tripp was now bright red and had been struggling to get his boner back in his pants. "Why are you hiding your penis? Is it really small or something? My Dad says that guys with small ones hide them, but guys with big ones show them off. Wanna see mine? It's really big for my age."

"No one wants to see your penis, Blake. How about some privacy huh?"

"You're funny Justin. Everyone wants to see my penis. It's almost famous!"

"I don't even want to know what that means. Go put your backpack in your room and we'll meet you in the playroom with everyone else."

"Sure, whatevs. Nice to meet you Tripp," he said as he grabbed his backpack and ran off to the kitchen.

"Sorry about Blake. He has a tendency to just speak his mind."

"I think that's the best way to be. At least he won't be sneaking around getting into trouble if he knows he can just speak to you openly. Gotta admit, it was a bit weird getting caught sucking you off like that though."

"I get used to Blake popping up at random times, it hardly registers any more, but I remember when it used to freak me out to. Now we just deal with it as if it's no big deal so he gets on with other things."

Tripp laughed and shook his head. "My dick may never get hard again. I think he scared the crap out of it!"

"Blake is famous for that," I grinned as we made our way back downstairs with the drinks, cookies and string cheese.

The twins were first to run up and get their milk and string cheese. They seemed to love the stuff. Such a good parent thing to do. Blake wasn't far behind and grabbed a milk and cookies for himself. He walked over to sit next to Nate.

"I'm Blake. Justin and Colin's kid," he said introducing himself. He seemed to have a routine now which I was actually proud of. He was outgoing, polite and just talked to strangers openly. Wait, is that now in the bad parenting column. Maybe not when the stranger was in your house. I think we're still okay. "Are you fucking my Dad too?" He asked bluntly causing me to almost choke on my coffee as the others looked at him and tried not to laugh.

"No, I'm straight. I like girls," Nate said to him without blinking or choking inappropriately at the question.

"Me too," Blake said as they high fived. Strangely he left out the part where he liked boys too.

"BLAKE! Think before we speak. Filter on dude!" I yelled over to him.

"If anyone needs a filter it's you," he mumbled.

"What did you say?" I asked staring at him.

"Nothing, I just meant like a sex filter," he said as he went over to play with the twins. Nate turned and tried to supress a huge grin as he took a sip of coffee.

"I wasn't expecting that question," Nate said as he tried to compose himself.

"Trust me, for Blake that's probably pretty tame. But he's a good kid for the most part. He's starting to grow up though and getting more like a teenager every day. Thankfully we now have the twins to keep him focused him on kid things instead of adult things."

We went and played with the kids until Blake asked if we could all go swimming? The twins jumped up and down as if they'd been told they'd won the lottery. They all ran out of the room together without waiting to see if we agreed or not.

"Guess we're going swimming," Jason laughed and then quickly realized that the twins were heading for the pool almost by themselves. He raced out after them. "BOYS! Wait until an adult is with you." Alex bolted after him. We all headed up to the pool to find Blake helping the boys out of their clothes and getting their water wings. Jason stopped all of them.

"Blake, you're old enough to swim in here by yourself, as long as there's an adult in the house in case you need help, but the twins are too small to be in here without an adult right with them, okay. You must promise me you'll never bring them here unless one of us is present."

"I promise. I was just helping you get them ready. Do we need swim suits?"

"No, I think you're okay without them as long as you behave," Jason said.

"I always behave. But I should go masturbate first as having my thing sticking up around the kids might not be age appropriate. If anyone else needs to do it too, we can go up to my bedroom. I already have pool towels up there that we can use," he said without so much as cracking a smile. I wasn't sure how many things in that sentence were age appropriate and what weren't. Those of us that live with Blake just accept how he speaks openly, but by the expression on Nate and Tripp's faces, they were a little surprised.

"Blake, TMI! When you need to go do that, just go and do it. We don't need a play by play. It's kind of a private thing."

"Okay, but if anyone wants to join me, I'm just saying it's okay."

"Can we go wif Bwake?" Travis asked.

"No. He's doing big boy stuff for now. He'll be back in a few minutes."

"Yeah, don't worry Travis I'm pretty quick, so don't worry." He took off like an Olympic sprinter and I just didn't bother looking at Nate and Tripp. They would just have way too many questions. We undressed and left our clothes on the nearby chairs, hitting the water quickly and being careful not to splash the twins. They loved having all of us in the pool and swam from one to the other hanging on until they ventured to the next person. Blake returned almost as quickly as he left and he wasn't kidding about it only taking 30 seconds. I remember those days. Now it takes a good two minutes to blow a load when I'm horny. He was already naked and cannonballed into the deeper end of the pool as we yelled at him to be careful around the twins. He swam up to us and dove under the water to go between my legs grabbing my cock like a handle as he went through. I gave him a look as he came up for air and he just grinned and swam away. We didn't stay in the water too long as we needed lunch. We were getting dried off as Kyle and his waiter friend appeared in their underwear.

"Finally he surfaces," Troy laughed. "You wear each other out yet, or just taking a break?"

"Taking a break. Like I wear out that fast! Any plans for the day yet?"

"Yeah we're taking the boys to Science world," Jason said Alex and he dressed the twins.

"Am I going?" Blake asked.

"If you want to," Jason told him.

"Totes! I'll get my stuff," he said as he ran past Kyle and the waiter completely naked leaving wet footprints on the stairs.

"You gonna join us?" Jason asked Colin and me? "We're cool to look after Blake if you want."

"We'll pass if you're okay with it," I said.

"Totes!" he laughed. "We'll call to see if James is available to join in as well. It'll give the boys a chance to bond some more."

"Great idea. If you find it too much, just call and we'll come rescue you."

As they headed out with their first stop to McDonalds for lunch, Kyle pulled the waiter's underwear down and to show him off. "Check this out," he said as he took hold of the guy's penis and pulled the foreskin back. It locked in tight behind the large mushroom head. "He can be cut or uncut!" It was pretty cool to see. Then Kyle pointed out how perfectly tight and round the guys balls were as he fondled him. I think the boy was getting redder and redder, but that was Kyle's intention. "Any of you want to take a ride? He'll bend over and you can try out his ass."

"Are you kidding?" Troy laughed. "Who wants your sloppy seconds? We can get our own."

"Sloppy seconds? Nuh uh! It's at least, what...sloppy sixths?" He asked looking at the guy.

"Okay your loss," he smiled as he pulled the guy's underwear back up and decided that his waiter could leave and walked him out. When he returned he was grinning. "He wants to come back and hang out again. Guess I'm still smokin' hot, even for a self-proclaimed straight boy! Soak it all in bitches!" He said as he ran his hands down his body. We grabbed him and threw him in the pool to swell his big head and cool him down. We spent the afternoon using the house to its fullest. We watched a movie, played pool and foozball, showed Tripp and Nate the adult playroom and let them explore it, hit the trampoline and smoked a bit of weed to mellow out our headaches. The only thing we didn't do was have sex. Who'd have thought it? By the time our guests left they were over their fascination with `Marvin' and Ryan and said they'd see us at school tomorrow.

Later that night, after the boys were all in bed, `Marvin' and Troy dropped a bit of a bombshell on us all. "The show is taking a couple months off for the winter break, so we're going to spend Christmas at my place in California. I'm going to introduce my boyfriend to my parents."

"What about school?" I asked sounding like my Mom.

"I'm not going down for the whole time. Just three weeks," Troy explained. "It'll give me a good chance to see if I like it."

"What if you like it?" I said feeling a bit sick.

"I dunno. We want to live together and since he has the career and the life in California, I guess I'd move there."

"You know we'll all miss you right?" I said wanting to throw up.

"And I'll miss you. If it hadn't been for all of you, I'd probably still be living under the bridge or worse, dead in the park." It immediately brought back the memories of Lawrence and Troy's attack. He was right, if it wasn't for us, he might indeed be dead. "I'll never be able to repay you, but at some point I have to be able to live my life standing on my own two feet, and maybe this is the opportunity."

"What if you and Marvin' break up? No offense Marvin' but if you dump him what happens to Troy?"

"We've already talked about that. We get married and Troy can get a green card. If we ever broke up, which isn't in the plan, we'll stay together long enough for the green card to become permanent so he can be a citizen if he wants."

"Oh. So you really want to do this, move away and leave us all behind?" I said looking at Troy with a feeling that one of our family was about to break off from us.

"Dude, you're starting to be a bit of a drama queen again. I'm just going to California for three weeks. You're stuck with me until at least the end of the school year and even if I did move, `Marvin's' show is filmed here. We'd be up so much, you wouldn't have time to miss me."

"I'd miss you," I said as I put my arm around him and gave him a hug. "But I'd be happy for you," I added to make him feel better. That night I dreamed of a house without Troy and didn't like it. The dream was the house with a swirling vortex like a black hole where his room was. There should be a rule that when your life is perfect you can just hit a button and hold it there. Once I get the Damian thing fixed, I'm hitting the button. Plus I need to hit that button fast before Blake turns into a teenager.

End of Chapter. Troy might be leaving? Noooooo!! Colin is old...ummm older. What could possibly be next? Stay tuned for more from the Society Boys. Please remember to donate to Nifty to help keep their site free for everyone. Just use your Euros, Yen, Rubles, Dollars or maybe if you can figure out how to use them...bitcoins. Every little bit helps to keep the stories on Nifty available for everyone and to giv authors like me a place to share with you.