The Society Boys

The Society Boys By Connor Matthews

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Chapter 77

We got up early and waited for everyone else to arrive before heading to the marina to find our boat. After seeing them all, I kinda wished that I had a remote like the cars, so I could just push it and have it beep at us.

It took us a while to find the right location but when we got to it, it was awesome.

The sign on the side said it was a SportRiva 56 and it was a cool bronze color. As we boarded and checked it out, there were three cabins with beds and a lounge area as well as a smaller cabin which Colin said was usually for the crew.

"Does anyone know how to drive this thing?" Kyle asked. "I thought it was going to be like a speedboat or something. This is more like a cruise ship."

"I can captain a boat, no problem," said Colin. "We had one similar to this when I was in California."

"Of course you did," laughed Jason.

"Okay skipper I guess you're the Captain. That makes Justin, Gilligan."

"Huh?" Lawrence asked.

"It was an old TV show I saw on TV Land. 7 people go out in a boat for a three hour cruise and get stranded for years. They build tons of stuff out of bamboo but never seemed to get rescued. Shit if they just had a roll of duct tape they could have patched the small hole in the boat and gone home. So I made sure we have two rolls of tape," Jason explained as he patted his backpack. "So if we're all characters, I'm the millionaire, Alex is my wife, Troy is the movie star, Kyle is Mary Anne and Lawrence is the professor."

"Yep, gay guys are weird," laughed Lawrence, but at least I'm not the chick, he laughed as he slapped Kyle on the shoulder." Colin checked the boat over to make sure we were fueled up and ready to go. He decided that it needed filling up before we headed to sea to find our island.

He started it up while Jason and I untied it. I thought perhaps we should have smashed a bottle of champagne over the hull to christen it first, but we just backed out and headed over to the floating Esso station to fill up. I read owner's manual to find something out about our new yacht. It would hold 2200 litres of fuel and 550 litres of water. It could also travel at about 34 knots an hour as it had two engines. "How fast is a knot?" I yelled over to Colin as he stood there steering

"About 1.15 miles per hour," he yelled back.

"Uh, thanks. How fast is a mile per hour?"

"Sorry. A knot is about 1.8 kilometres per hour," he said converting it for me. I did the math quickly in my head.

"You mean we can only go about 60 km per hour at full speed? Doesn't seem very fast."

"It'll feel fast enough when we get going," Colin grinned as we fueled up and took on fresh water in the tanks. The boat had a bathroom, shower and tons of other things. We found enough lifejackets for 12 people, plus paddles and a safety kit with a flare gun. The bridge had a GPS system, radio and a bunch of other stuff I didn't know what it did, but I'd learn.

"Arghh! I'll go up the crow's nest and watch for iceberg's Captain." Kyle said as he giggled.

"First, we're not pirates, and second this isn't the Titanic and unless are seriously lost, we won't come anywhere near icebergs," Colin laughed.

"Aye Captain. I'll watch for whales and BC Ferries instead then."

It was going to be a fun trip. After pumping a thousand litres of fuel and paying for that and the water, we headed out onto the open sea. Captain Colin Sparrow entered the GPS coordinates and the rest was simple. He let everyone have a turn at steering. I could see the yacht being our new fun toy for a while. We had only been out about 40 minutes when we came up on the island.

"Land ahoy," yelled Kyle from the bow, as if we'd been at sea for months. As we got closer to the island we saw a smaller boat at the shore in front of the cabin.

"Look like we have visitors," Colin said as we pulled up. "I guess one thing we'll have to build is a proper dock if we're going to come here a lot."

"Load the cannons, scuttle their ship, and take no prisoners," Kyle yelled as he stood on the bow pointing at the `enemy'. All he needed was a sword and an appropriate hat and we were off to do battle. We pulled as close as we could and Jason and Alex stripped to their shorts and jumped into the water to tie us off to a tree. Once we all got ashore, we pulled the boat in as far as we could to avoid it drifting away.

"Check this out," said Alex as he pointed out a pile of clothes on the ground. "It looks like there are four of them. Two girls and two guys and they're somewhere on the island naked."

"Or in bathing suits," Jason added.

"I'm hoping for naked too," said Lawrence who had been surprisingly civil the entire trip.

"Wanna have some fun with them?" I asked.

"Like what?"

"I dunno let's pretend we're stranded savages like on that movie Lord of the Flies that we saw in school. We could pretend that we've been here our entire lives and never seen other people before. Let's capture them and pretend we're going to eat them."

"If we do something like that, wouldn't it be illegal?" Kyle asked.

"We're not actually going to eat them, Kyle," I laughed.

He laughed as well. "I meant capturing them. Isn't that assault or something?"

"Probably, so we should get our faces and bodies all covered in mud and decorations like the guys did on the movie to make us look more savage. We won't actually hurt them or anything, so it's all in fun. Let's just scare them and play a role."

"You guys may be gay, but this actually sound like it might be fun. We should get rid of the boats and hide their clothes too," suggested Lawrence.

"Good idea. Get the rope and duct tape from the boat. Kyle, Lawrence and Troy why don't you guys go cut us a bunch of pointy sticks so we have `weapons' to capture our trespassers. We'll act like we have never seen other humans before as we were all born on the island and our parents left one day to get some food and never came back. We've been raising each other ever since. Colin and I will go see if we can find where they are, so we know which way to hide the boat and who we are dealing with. Jason and Alex, you guys see what else we can use for the game, and hide all their clothes. We'll need gags and blindfolds too in order to make it real. Lots of rope too."

"Oh my God, this will be hilarious," Troy grinned as the three boys went back to the boat to get the stuff they needed. Colin and I followed the direction of the footprints to see if we could find the owners of the clothes.

It didn't take long before we found an inlet on the island and saw the four people. Two were swimming and two were having sex on the sandy shore. All of them were naked. We hid and watched for a few minutes to see if we could figure out more about them. They looked about 17 or 18 but could have been a year younger or older it was hard to tell. We snuck quietly away and once we were out of sight, ran back to the main beach. The guys had a bunch of stuff laid out and they were all naked and working on covering themselves in mud and berries. I laughed as I looked at them. Kyle had two red stripes of berry juice going around his dick like rings. He also had red rings around his nipples and belly button as well as around each of his upper arms. Each of them was decorated and had done a good job of hiding their faces. Lawrence was a muddy mess and had even done his hair. It looked like he had jumped in a puddle over his head he was so dirty. He had stripes on him where the mud had been wiped away. Even the tip of his penis had been wiped so the pink tip looked hilarious from beneath the mud. Colin and I stripped and they worked on getting us disguised too. The biggest thing they needed to do was hide Jason's and my arm tattoos. If we had been on the island all our lives we wouldn't have had tattoos done. Kyle came back wearing a ring of leaves on his head like a crown. We all laughed and as he stood there with his spear he looked positively fierce. A small framed gay warrior, the most menacing of all the warriors! I ran and got the camera so that we could take pictures of all of it. We also made a small video of the guys jumping around like savages. Move over Spielberg, Justin is now a filmmaker. I laughed as we got ready for our four people to show up. We moved the boats around the corner of the island away from where they could be seen and then hid when we heard them coming. We saw them walking towards us naked and carrying their towels either over their shoulders or in hands. They were laughing and joking and definitely unaware that they were being watched. As they got closer, one of the guys realized that the boat was gone.

"Dude, where's the boat? I thought you left it here."

"I did. We tied it up to that tree over there. Same place we put our clothes...which are also missing."

"No fucking way? Someone stole our clothes too. Shit man, our phones were in there? We're stranded here on an island."

"Maybe there's another phone or radio or something in the cabin that we missed earlier," one of the girls said.

"The place was totally empty except for some firewood and a few old dishes and cutlery. We should go search for the stuff. Maybe the boat just floated away and we can go swim after it."

"Good idea. You two go back the way we came and we'll go this way," he said pointing in the opposite direction. It was time for our big move.

We jumped out of our hiding spots yelling "Aaarrrrgghhhhh!! Ieeeee!!!" We surrounded them on three sides, leaving only the water as an escape but quickly moved in and closed the circle pointing our spears at them. The girls threw the towels around themselves and screamed. The guys moved to protect the women, which was very chivalrous of them if you were to ask me.

"What are they?" Jason asked as we looked at them.

"I think they are like us." Colin said trying not to smile

"Why do they look like that? All white, pink and stuff?" Jason asked as he got closer with his spear.

"We just came out for the day to go swimming and tanning. You guys live here?" Said the really cute blonde guy as he looked around nervously.

Colin jumped back and Kyle looked at him curiously. "They talk?"

I reacted in surprise. "Freckles and Rock, tie them up. They may be vicious." I said pointing to Colin and Jason who stepped forward and tied their hands with duct tape first and then rope. Surprisingly they just stood there trying to argue with us but didn't fight back as we looked pretty wild and scary in our war paint, and probably because we were naked as well. It may have helped that we poked them gently with the spears if they tried to move.

Alex went up and took the towel away from the four of them so that we were all naked. Colin and Jason threw the ropes over the branch of a tree above them and pulled on it so that their hands were up over their head. Then we tied their legs together.

"We won't hurt anyone, we simply saw the island and went swimming," one of the boys said trying to reason with us.

"My name is Ocean," I said to our group of slightly scared captives. "This is Stream (Alex), Turtle (Lawrence), Alder (Kyle), Freckles (Colin), Leaf (Troy), and Rock (Jason) and you are on our planet of land. Our parent grownups went to get food when Leaf was just a baby and never came back, so we have been here ever since. We saw your shiny floating box in the water, but we got rid of it. Our parent grownups had one and rode in it when they left. It never brought them back so we got rid of that one you had so it couldn't take us. Where did you come from?

"Victoria," said the one guy who appeared to be doing all the talking."

"What is Victoria," Alex asked.

"It's a city on the island."

"They speak funny, Ocean." Alex said to me as he pretended not to understand them. "What are you?"

"We're just people. Teenagers like you."

"People? Why are you a pale color?"

"I think we're the same, you're just dirty."

"We must stay covered to catch things and to hide from animals." Alex explained.

I stepped in with more of the story. "We normally only get fish or other critters, and sometimes a bird or two. There is a growing place that our parent grownups made and we have berries too. We have never had people to eat before so we are not sure if you taste good or not."

"It must be like fish or birds, Ocean," Colin explained. "We probably have to open them and take out guts and stuff before we put them in the hot pit to cook. We can't eat all of them at once. We will have to make the keeping big pit bigger to put them in until we are hungry again.

"We don't have to eat them all at once. We can eat them in pieces, Ocean," said Troy. "Look at the two pink people without things between their legs. I think that means we can cut those off and eat those first as they don't seem to need them.

"You can't be serious. This is a joke right? You can't kill people. That's illegal." The other guy said to try and reason with us. "We won't tell anyone that you are here."

"What does it mean illegal? There are other people too?"

"There are 7 billion people on the planet. You really haven't seen others before us?"

"How many is 7 billion? Is that more than all of us?"

"This is bullshit. You guys speak English and have duct tape."

"English and duct tape?" I asked playing stupid and looking around as if he was confusing me.

"English is the words that you are using and duct tape is this grey stuff around our wrists."

"I found the sticky stuff on your floating box. Our parent grownups taught us to talk and we taught each other. Is that English?"

He nodded as if he were getting through to us.

"When can we eat them?" Alex asked trying to stir things up a bit.

"It will take several shadow movements of time, Stream. We have to make the hot pit bigger."

"We could just cut them into smaller sizes to fit in the hot pit to cook faster, like that big fish we had."

The group was now yelling obscenities at us and Troy and Kyle were hiding behind us peeking out at the guys as if they were scared of them. It was a nice touch.

"Why are they making loud noises like that?" Asked Kyle pretending to be terrified.

"I don't know. Maybe that's the way they talk in their Victoria place. But if they're scaring you we can make them quiet." I went and got four socks and shoved it in their mouths and then taped them in place. "Is that better, Alder?" Kyle nodded and came out from behind me.

"Look. His thing looks funny. It doesn't have an end on it like the rest of us." Kyle said as he pointed to the uncircumcised guy.

"That what your thing looked like when you were born too, but Dad cut that hanging bit off you so that your end would show." Kyle went over to have a closer look as if he were fascinated by it.

"Can I cut his off to see if he has something under it?" He asked causing the guy to break into a sweat.

"You can do it later before we eat them, but all you have to do now is grab a hold of it and pull the hanging bit back. If he's like us, there should be an end under it." Kyle took hold of the guy's cock, which I hadn't actually expected him to do. I figured we were not only guilty of assault now, but probably a sex assault too. We were in deep shit if this went wrong. Kyle pulled the guys foreskin back and smiled.

"Yep, there a purply end under here, although it's kinda shiny." He touched it and squeezed it a bit. The guy jumped a little. "Boys come check this out."

Troy went over and Kyle let the foreskin go back into place. "Pull on it. It feels weird." Troy tried and pulled it back and let it go a few times. Then Kyle did it again. "That is fun, but his thing is getting bigger. I think his milk needs to come out. Should I suck it out of him like normal?"

"No, he may not be the same as us. You should put it in a cup first to make sure."

Kyle ran off to the house to get a cup. Troy kept playing with the guys' penis to keep it hard. "You told us that when a boy's thingy gets hard it's because he's ready to give the milk and we have to suck it out of him, right?"

"Yes. You must have at least one amount of milk every day so that you don't get sick and that's just how you know when milk is ready," I explained as we tried to stay in character.

Colin chimed in next. "We know that each of us is okay, but I don't know if these people are the same. We will have to check it out first. They may have different stuff so we don't want you to get sick."

"So do we just suck it out of him?"

"No you should rub it until it spits the milk out. Remember how we showed you to do it?" I went over to Troy and grabbed his dick and began to stroke him. "Like this, and when he is ready, his thingy gets hard and that means he is close to giving milk. Have you given milk today, Leaf? Would you like to feed it to me while we wait for Alder to return?

"Sure," Troy answered.

I dropped to my knees in front of our captives and sucked Troy's hard cock into my mouth. I turned him slightly and made sure they could see that I was also shoving my finger into his ass at the same time. Troy never took long to shoot and since he was already as horny as hell, he blasted several nice loads into me. I licked my lips and made sure to wipe the sides of them.

"Thanks Leaf. That should keep me going until tomorrow. Have you had your milk today?

"Yes, Freckles gave it to me when the light in the sky turned on after we woke up."

Kyle returned with a tin cup that I assumed he found in the house. He put it on the end of the guys' dick and let it hang there. I almost burst out laughing again.

"You should just hold it, Alder. If Leaf strokes it, you can catch it and we'll let Freckles check the milk to make sure it's okay since he's the oldest." Troy began to masturbate the guy and kept going until we saw his tip begin to swell and the penis pulsate. We all knew that he was about to blow and Kyle put the cup in front of him at an angle to make sure he caught it all. He blasted tons of sperm into the cup and it was pretty obvious to see that while he might have just gotten laid on the beach, he sure hadn't cum.

"Wow, look at how much milk he gave us," exclaimed Troy excitedly. "That's like all of us combined."

"Maybe he doesn't do it every day. It is bad for you if you don't let it out all the time, so that's why we want Freckles to check it." Colin came over and stuck his finger in the cum and then put some on his lips as if to taste it. He looked around for a bit and then said it was good.

"We'll keep it to feed these people with later." He took the cup up to the guy who had just shot his load. "Would you like some milk now or would you like it later?" The guys shook his head furiously and mumbled, what I could only assume were obscenities, under the gag. Kyle went over to the other guy and did the same thing to him with the cup. This guy didn't produce as much but he came despite being shit scared.

"Which one are we going to eat first?" Troy asked. "What do they taste like?" He went over and went to put his mouth on the underside of the guys arm as if to bite him.

"Whoa Leaf," Jason said loudly. "You can't eat them raw. You have to cook them first. If you bite into him he's just all blood and that's not good for you. We have to bash their heads until they don't move like fish, then we should open them up and take out the guts and stuff. Tonight we can have a roast and add some of the growing food. Whatever is left over we can put in the big pot of bubbling water until the bones are clean."

"Which one are we going to eat first?" Lawrence asked.

"This one I think," said Jason. "He looked nice."

"What about these ones with the soft bits hanging down in front?" Troy asked as he pointed at one of the girls' chests.

"I think those are girls like Mom," I replied. "We should keep them for later. Mom explained that if you put your thing in their front slot, they make a baby. I saw Leaf come out of Mom so I think it's easy to do. If we do that, they would keep making more food for us all the time." I saw Alex's face give a look of disgust at that explanation and I tried not to laugh.

"How come they make a baby if you put your thing in the front slot and not the bum. Is that why none of us grow babies?" Troy asked.

"Yes, boys don't make babies. When you put your thingy in a girl and send the milk into her it makes a baby."

"You mean we can use our milk for that too? Do we have to suck it out of each other like normal or does it just go straight into her?" Kyle asked playing along.

"No we only suck it out of each other to drink for the day, but when you do it in a girls front slot it's the same as when we do it in the bum. You get a good feeling and the milk goes in automatically.

"Okay. Then how long does it take for a baby to arrive? Can we do it enough to have food every week?"

"No, I think it takes longer. Maybe like from one round night sky light to the next."

"Wow that takes a long time." Kyle said looking displeased. I almost burst into laughter. "Which one of us can put our thing in the slot?"

"Any of us. Now that all of us can make milk. I don't think it matters who does it."

"Can I do it? I'm ready and I know how to put it in a slot now since you showed me. Is the front slot just like the back slot?" Lawrence asked grinning with a full on erection. It was a nice looking cock about 7 inches long. Too bad he was such an asshole, or I'd have dropped and drained his milk out right there. His cock was smooth and didn't have a vein to be seen. I wanted to suck and fuck that boy right there and the thought of it was sending blood rushing to my cock, so I had to look elsewhere.

"Maybe later when we need her to make a baby for food."

Lawrence walked over to her and at first I thought he was going to do it anyway as he went right up to her and pointed at her vagina. "Is this the slot where I put it when I do it?" He said as he almost touched her shaved pussy.

"Yep, but you gotta be careful. They have teeth and can bite off your thingy if you don't do it right," Kyle warned, trying not to choke on his own words as he suppressed a laugh. Lawrence got onto his knees and looked right at her pussy.

"Really? There's teeth in there? How do you stop it from biting your thing off?"

"I dunno. Maybe it's like when you have a thumb put in your bum when you are being milked. It causes you to jump and maybe that keeps the teeth from closing."

"So how do I put my thingy in that slot and my finger in her bum at the same time?"

"Probably just have to have someone else help," Kyle shrugged. Lawrence was really having fun with the roleplaying and it was the first time I was having fun with him. "I remember the first time I made milk, I thought I was broken. I'm glad you were here to explain it to me Ocean. Do you think we would have died by now if we couldn't make that stuff and be able to suck it out of each other to stay strong?"

"Probably." I said.

"They all have a lot of hair on their things. Do we have to remove it before we get milk out?"

"Yes. You don't want hair in your teeth as it's hard to get out, that's why we remove it from each other whenever we see it grow back."

"If we're going to eat them, shouldn't we take all the other hair off too?" Alex asked.

"No. The yellow flames will burn it off, and we don't have to worry about the head as we're not going to eat that. Let's pour the oil on this one and get him ready. It takes time to soak in so he cooks better." I told Alex.

Jason took the suntan oil and poured it all over the guy who began to squirm. He especially got squirmy when Jason rubbed it onto his cock and balls. He went all the way down his legs and then lifted one foot at a time to do the bottom of the feet and toes. "Oh shit," he said suddenly.

"What?" Colin asked curiously as we all wondered what was wrong.

"Uh, nothing. I was just thinking that we should probably cut off the toes and fingers separately as they might make nice snacks. You should have a look at the toes and tell me what you think." Colin and I walked over as well as Kyle. Jason lifted his foot and we all froze. There on the bottom of his big toe was the `Q' tattoo. He was a brother in our organization, although I had never seen him before. This could be a problem if he recognized us one day, but it might also be our way out of all this.

"Hmmm... yeah, they are very nice. With all their fingers and toes, we will have lots of snacks. Cut him down and let's take him over to the burning pit to prepare him. He's going to take many shadow movements of time to cook," Colin suggested.

We let him down and he tried to fight us, although still being tied up kept him from getting the upper hand. We tied rope between his legs and then released him from the girl's ankle beside him. As we went to lead him away he began to scream and yell in his gag and was becoming a handful to maneuver. We got him out of earshot of the rest and then I leaned in and whispered in his ear.

"Relax, we saw the `Q' tattoo on your foot. Calm down for a minute and just keep walking." As soon as we got out of sight of the other three, we all showed him our toes as well. His whole body immediately slumped in relief when he realized that we weren't actually going to eat him, at least not without a nice crispy batter with 12 secret herbs.

"Will you promise not to scream or anything if we take the gag off?" He nodded and Kyle released the tape and took the sock out.

"Is this an initiation prank or something?" He asked quickly.

"No, we were just having fun and got carried away. We would never hurt you and your boat is just around the corner. Will you forgive us for scaring the shit out of you?"

"Are you fucking kidding? Now that I know I was just being punk'd that was the most awesome thing I've ever seen. Too bad your buddy didn't blow me though. I was so hoping he would. Seeing all you guys naked, I was having trouble not getting hard right from the beginning, although I'm sure the fear of about to be eaten helped keep it down."

"Not all our friends are `Q', the same as yours, so we have to find a way out of this that will be good for all of us."

"That's easy. The girl I'm with is my girlfriend to keep up appearances in school. We have sex while we're around our other friends, like today on the beach, but she knows I'm gay. She's like my fag hag. The other two are boyfriend girlfriend and are always having sex. They can't get enough of it. So why don't we make it more fun. You guys can keep the sex lessons going for the younger guys maybe show them how our cocks go into our girlfriends. Then one of you can fuck me to show the difference, or let me fuck you. At the end we can tell the others that I planned the whole thing as a joke. I'd love to suck my buddy off, but that would only work if we didn't tell him he was being punk'd. If he thought it was real and I was forced to suck him, or he had to fuck me, then it would work. Maybe once we tell them and it's all over, we can have fun together somehow. I think your friend that was staring at my girl's pussy might like to fuck her, and she might actually let him. She loves sex and loves being watched as well."

"I'm Justin, this is Colin and Kyle. We'll take you back and tell the group that the fire isn't ready yet and go from there. Are you sure you're okay with it?"

"Hell yeah. I'm just thankful you're not actually going to eat me or cut off my foreskin. I'm Calvin by the way. We're from Victoria."

"Well, I may eat your ass later," I grinned and he smiled back as his cock twitched a bit. "And I still haven't decided about that foreskin. I may have to taste it to find out." I reached down and pulled on his cock which began to inflate again.

"Well as long as I can taste all of your cocks too. I am so fucking horny seeing you all naked that I almost want an orgy right now and to hell with the girls." He laughed and his cock throbbed a bit in my hand. "If you keep stroking me like that I hope one of you will suck me off so that I can give you my milk. That's was funny by the way and the whole teeth in the vagina thing, fucking hilarious."

"Thanks. I just hope your friends have a good sense of humour or all hell will break loose. We have to gag you again to take you back."

"No problem, and yeah they have a great sense of humour, we play jokes on each other all the time, although this will launched me to superstardom if I can take credit for it."

"Be our guest. I'm just glad we found a way out, or we might have actually had to eat you." We gagged Calvin and took him back to the group as he continued to squirm and try to fight us. At least now he knew that things were okay, but his friends were still terrified.

"The fire's not ready yet so we have to wait before we cook him," I explained to everyone in general as we tied Calvin back up.

"Turtle, while we have time I will show you how the slots in the girls work, but until we know that they won't hurt you we are going to use these pink people to do it and you can watch. Colin and Jason pushed the couple towards each other while Kyle stroked him to get him hard. "Watch closely Turtle." Lawrence got on his knees and watched closely as the couple was pushed together and Kyle aimed the guys cock between the girl's legs. They kept pushing until the guy went inside.

"Oooo," Lawrence said excitedly as he watched, his cock going as hard as the others around him. "Do the teeth hurt your thing?" he asked looking up at the guy who was being inserted into the girl. He shook his head no. The guys continued to push and pull the couple back and forth for a while before letting them come apart.

"Ocean, I have a tingling in my thing. Can I do some bumming with you?" Kyle asked as he looked down at his hard cock.

"Yes, of course, Alder. You know we all help each other with that. Why not play with one of the pink people. You can do bumming with the one we are going to eat. Maybe your milk in his bum will help to cook him better." I went over to Calvin and winked at him as we untied him and placed him on the ground on hands and knees.

"There's no teeth in there is there, Ocean?"

"No, just do it like we do to each other, Alder and you'll make the tingling go away," I told him. Kyle got behind Calvin and used spit to lube up his ass before he entered him. The other three began squirming and complaining as they realized that their friend was getting fucked by the `savages' that were planning on eating them. As Kyle fucked Calvin in front of the group, I looked under him and saw his cock hardening with each thrust. Calvin was obviously enjoying what Kyle was doing to him. Kyle made a couple of final thrusts and shot his load into Calvin. He pulled out and sighed as if he was totally satisfied.

"Did that help Alder?" I asked as he pulled out and we yanked Calvin back to his feet and stood him facing his friends. His hard cock was sticking straight out in front of him. No one said anything, but it was now obvious that Calvin had liked what happened.

"We still have time if you want to practicing hunting boys. I can cut one of them free and we can wait and then run after him. The first one to make the kill can pick the best part to eat. We can count to four hands of fingers before we go looking."

"Yay! I will get this one. I have never killed anything but a fish. This will be fun."

I cut Calvin free and he removed the tape from his hands and then I pulled off his gag.

"Please don't do this. Let us go. We promise not to tell anyone. We can even bring you food back from the city if you want."

"That's what our parent grownups said when they left and never came back. Once you leave you never come back. We would rather just keep you and eat you when we are hungry. I will count with my fingers and when I get to four hands we will look for you. We will count slowly to give you a chance.

"Please don't do this," he begged trying to sound believable.

"Thumb," I said lifting a thumb up indicating that I was starting to count. "You better run or this will not be a fun hunt...Finger." I lifted a finger to look like I was already at two. Calvin took off for the woods in the direction we had been before. The others were screaming into their gags believing that we were going to hunt him down. As I continued my four hand count of finger finger etc. One I reached 20, I told the guys to head off in search of our prey. Colin offered to stay behind and watch the others. Everyone ran into the woods and once we were out of sight, we found Calvin sitting on a log waiting for us. Troy and Lawrence were surprised to see him, but we quickly explained what was happening without mentioning the `Q' to them.

"Okay, I think we should end this game before we actually are hungry enough to eat you," I laughed.

"Thanks for the fuck, though. That was amazing."

"Anytime!" Kyle grinned as he went over to kiss him.

"So we should wait a few minutes and then go back."

"How about if I scream like you killed me and then you carry me back to the beach and throw me on the ground as if I were dead. Then I'll bounce back to life and tell them they just got punk'd."

We agreed and talked for a while longer. Well not so much talked as fooled around with each other. Lawrence said he was going to go back and help Colin. Calvin fucked Kyle and we all fooled around for a while as we got to know our `Q' brother better.

"It's time to go back," I said finally.

"Are you ready for my blood curdling death scream?" Calvin smiled.

He shrieked at the top of his lungs and if I hadn't known better, I would be absolutely convinced that he had just been speared. I shook my head and poked a finger in my ear.

"Holy crap dude, your friends will all be shitting themselves." Let's go and end this. So we're your friends from Vancouver. You remember our real names right?"

He smiled. "Justin, Jason, Kyle, Troy, Alex, and the two back there are Colin and Lawrence."

"Wow, amazing," Troy said as he smiled at the guy.

"So which one of you is going to carry me? You should do it like a fireman carry."

"I can do it," said Jason quickly.

"Okay, but no sucking his cock or fingering his ass while he's over your shoulder."

"Then what's the fun of carrying him then?" He laughed. We decided to have even more fun with it and smeared berries all over his chest to look like blood. We were way over the top now for a practical joke.

Jason bent down to take Calvin over his shoulder in a fireman carry. As soon as he got him in position, he stuck a finger into his ass.

"I think he said you weren't supposed to do that," Calvin giggled as he slapped Jason on the ass.

They made their way slowly to the beach and as they got close Calvin went limp and pretended to be dead. Colin and Lawrence looked over at us as we all headed back towards them. As we got in front of everyone, Jason lowered Calvin onto the ground and let him fall gently onto his back. With the red berries smeared all over him and Jason's chest, the friends began to cry and scream behind their gags. It was beyond cruel.

I went up to his friends and removed their gags and asked who wanted to be next for the hunt. They began to beg and cry and plead. I started to laugh. "Guys, relax. We can't eat all of you. Calvin is enough for now." They didn't even noticed that I used his name.

Then Calvin leapt to his feet and yelled. "You just got punk'd! Holy fuck, I'm the king. You should see your faces." He yelled as he jumped around to the shocked faces of everyone.

"What the fuck? This was all a joke?" The other guy asked as we untied all of them and let them down. Troy brought their clothes over and handed them over. The girls dressed quickly, but the two guys stayed naked and talked excitedly. The girls weren't as happy but showed obvious signs of relief that the hostage taking was over.

"Fuck dude, that was ridonkulous. How the hell did you set all this up? I almost pissed myself about 10 times when I thought they were really going to eat you."

We introduced ourselves and the girls were not as receptive to the situation as the guys. Lawrence and Troy ran to get the boats and the rest of us jumped into the water to clean up. Calvin joined us to wash the berries off his chest. We helped each other get all the mud off and as the boats came around, we helped pull them up and tie them off. Troy and Lawrence jumped in the water and cleaned each other up.

"That's a sweet boat, dude." Calvin said as the guys checked it out. The other guy's name was Mike and he seemed to have taken the whole thing in stride as a joke, while the girls were keeping quiet and wanted to leave right away.

"Would you like to join us for a BBQ? We have steak, hamburgers, hot dogs and all the stuff to go with it," Colin asked the group.

"So we're not eating the pink people anymore, Freckles?" Kyle asked as he smiled.

"You're kinda pink yourself now that all the mud is gone."

It felt a little strange being naked while the girls were dressed, but it was our island and they were technically trespassing in my little country. The girls didn't want to stay, but the guys convinced them too and we had an awesome BBQ and got to know each other better. Finally everyone relaxed and the girls even got out of their tops and let their boobs free, especially when realized that we were all gay, except for Lawrence and half of Troy. We managed to laugh about the whole incident and I was just thankful that we got away with it.

"So do you guys come out here a lot? Mike asked us.

"No, this is our first time. We got the island as a wedding gift from Colin's parents."

"Wait! So you guys really do own the island?" Calvin said quickly, then realized that he was supposed to know us. "Is that why you picked this place for the prank?" He said smiling.

"Yeah, we really own the whole island as well as the little one behind it."

"Are you going to do anything with it?"

"We hadn't decided, but I think I'd like to build a log cabin and make some better beaches and swimming area," Colin suggested looking at me. I smiled and agreed.

"It's going to be a clothing optional island too!" I laughed.

"No surprise there," Alex joked. "Although knowing you I'm disappointed that you wouldn't decree it to be a clothes free beach."

"Alright. From this day forward, I decree this island...to be named later...will be nude only. Clothing is illegal and punishable by extreme tickling. The only exception is cold weather. Colin will be Emperor, I am President and...I pointed at Jason.

"And...I AM SPARTACUS!" He yelled as he jumped onto the log and thrust his hand into the air. We all laughed as he sat back down.

We decided we had better head back soon as the sun would be going down and we weren't familiar enough with the water to be out at night, despite the onboard GPS system and sleeping quarters. Lawrence was a bit pissed that he never got to have sex with the girls, but he had been well behaved around us all day and played our game as if he belonged. Maybe there was hope for him yet. We invited the group to visit us in Vancouver anytime they wanted and gave them our contact info. The guys dressed and headed out in their smaller boat. They thanked us for the wild adventure and I figured they would be talking about that for years.

The rest of us took a quick look around the rest of the island and made some plans on what we could do with it. One thing we agreed on was that we wanted to keep it basically the way it was, except for a new house and better beach sand. The island had a fresh water well and outhouse, but if we added a generator and put in a septic tank we could make things a little better. Colin had already been thinking about the cabin and suggested that we needed to make it burglar proof with strong glass and secure doors. Kyle suggested we add bomb proof blast doors and a cellar. He really had a thing for panic room type stuff.

We jumped back on the boat and headed back to Vancouver. "So do we just leave the boat parked at the dock all the time?" I asked curiously thinking that it didn't seem very secure.

"We moor the boat in a slip and just pay a fee to leave it there all year. We'll lock the ropes to make sure no one can move it. Plus the boat itself is locked up, so it's pretty secure."

I was satisfied. All this stuff we were collecting was getting hard to manage. I almost would be happy living in the boat and selling the house. The bedrooms in the boat were amazing and pretty luxurious. If we ever lost the house, I'd take the boat and move to the island. Sounded like a plan and a half to me.

By the time we got home we were tired and talked non-stop about our day. We hit the hot tub and even Lawrence joined us and hadn't made one gay comment all day. When he was being like this he was a decent guy. He even stayed naked the whole time, only wrapping a towel around him when he and Troy headed up to bed. Troy told us the next day that both of them had slept naked together and At one point Lawrence had turned over in his sleep and put his arm over Troy's chest as if he were cuddling up to him. It wasn't sexual but it definitely showed that he was becoming a lot more comfortable with Troy and the house.

After I dropped Lawrence and Troy downtown to hang out, I grabbed some Latte's for Colin and me. I went back to the house and saw a cute shirtless guy working In the front garden. He was so buff that I almost walked into the corner of garage as I stared at him. He was tanned and the way he was bent over I could see the top of his ass disappearing into his shorts. He looked up as I swore at missing the house. I said hi and quickly went inside.

"Who's the fucking hottie in our front yard? If he's a burglar, let him in so I can get a better look!" I smiled as I handed Colin his drink.

"That's the new gardener and pool boy. He was advertising on the `Q' website on that new page you put up, so I thought we'd give him a try."

"I'll give him a try!" I said as I grabbed my crotch.

"Well if you're going to go out and fuck him, just remember we pay him by the hour." Colin chuckled as we went to the upstairs window to stare at him some more. I had decided that the Q website members area could be used for people to advertise any services they had available. So no matter if you wanted a gardener or a lawyer, or perhaps wanted to rent a kangaroo or arrange a party, all you had to do was look here and give the business to a Q' member. It had been extremely successful and just another perk of being a `Q'. This guy was a perk and a half. He had washboard abs, perfect pecs and nipples. He had the perfect smooth face and blonde hair. If I had to compare him to someone I would say he looked like Alexander Ludwig of the Hunger games movie, except maybe more buff. Colin reached over and grabbed my crotch as we stood looking.

"I knew it! Hard as a fucking diamond."

"And just as expensive if you had to buy it!" I giggled as I leaned over and kissed Mr. coffee breath.

"So when does he get to the pool cleaning part? Does he have to get in the pool to clean it?" I asked knowing the answer but secretly wishing he was a naked pool cleaner.

"No, but something tells me you're gonna be balls deep in him by the end of the day."

"Is that what you really think of me?" I said smiling at him. "You don't know me at all do you? I'll be balls deep in him by the end of this coffee."

"I think he has a boyfriend. Just saying in case it matters."

"Nope, don't think that matters at all," I smiled as I sipped my coffee and we stood there and watched my prey...I mean our gardener.

I waited until he went through to the back yard. I stripped to my underwear and adjusted my package to make sure it was clearly visible in the tight white boxer briefs. I went to the kitchen and got a bottle of ice tea and a glass with ice in it and walked out to where he was working.

"Hi. Thought you could use a drink. It's gonna be a warm one today." I handed him the drink and glass.

"Thanks. I get used to being out in the sun a lot but a drink always helps."

"I'm Justin." I said as he fumbled to put his stuff in one hand to shake mine.

"Zane."

My mind went blank as I thought about all the fun ways to use his name. He may be Zane but I wanted to be inZane. I stood looking at him and took in every part of his body. I was unaware that I had basically gone into a come until he pulled his hand off mine.

"I guess you aren't shy about showing people how you feel about them are you?" He said smiling as he looked down.

"Huh?" I said as I looked down as well. My cock was rock hard again and stretching the front of my briefs in a very inappropriate way. "Shit, sorry. It does that a lot around hot guys. I think it feel left out when it's not introduced.

"Zane, meet Justy. Justy meet Zane," I chuckled.

Zane reached over and wrapped his hand around my cloth covered package and shook it. "Nice to meet you Justy."

"Well, I think the two of you are officially dating now," I said as I continued to stare at him. "How long will it be before you get to the pool? I was thinking of taking a swim."

"Probably a couple hours. I have the back yard to do first and the one area in the back where the ground looks pretty hard so it might take a while."

"Just be careful in the zen garden. I think there's a bunch of bulbs or something planted in there for next year."

"No worries, I'm good with a hoe."

"Well if you need another ho', I'll be in the pool." I laughed as I walked away and made a point of stripping to let him see me naked before diving into the water to do laps. He watched although pretended he wasn't. I knew I had the hook in his mouth, all I had to do was reel him in. I swam several lengths before he walked over and asked if he could use the bathroom. I could have explained where it was, but what would be the fun in that. I jumped out and grabbed a towel to quickly wipe away a little of the dripping water and walked him over to the large bathroom to show him. He took a few opportunities to check me out. Compared to him, I looked like Orca. I felt so fat even though I had abs and pecs too, this guy had my dream body. After he went into the bathroom, I headed back to the pool for more laps. He returned shortly afterwards and thanked me, making sure to come over and look at me as he said it, instead of just saying it as he passed by. I smiled to myself and as I pictured him naked and spread eagle on the lawn with my cock in his ass, I got hard again under the water. I was going to have to start swimming in glacier water if this guy was going to be our regular pool boy. He came over about 20 minutes later and got my attention.

"Not that it really matters, but are those pot plants in the back garden there?"

"Yep. We are allowed to grow them legally. I can show you the certificate if you're worried about it at all. I wouldn't want you to get into trouble or anything."

"I trust you, but I suppose I should see it in case I'm ever back there if police were to show up for some reason."

I had no idea if that was just a ploy to get me out of the water again, or if he really wanted to see the certificate, but I hopped out and ran to get the license from the safe. I walked out to hand it to him and stood close as he read it over. I could see from his eyes that he only gave it a cursory glance before looking passed it to my crotch. He was staring at my cock and balls and they knew it as they began to react to his ogling.

"You know if you keep making it hard like this, I'm going to have to fuck you to get myself back under control." I said as turned away.

"Too bad, I'm a top then, huh?" He laughed.

"For now...for now!" I went and dumped the certificate in the house and lay on the hammock to get some sun. I had just got my dick to behave itself when Kyle strolled out in his skimpy underwear and lay beside me, causing us to be pressed together.

"Who's the super hot guy wandering all over the back yard? Did you buy me a pet that you didn't tell me about?"

"Pool boy gardener" I smirked.

"Well gardening just got a whole lot more fun! Is he gay?"

"Yep. Apparently he's a top."

"Does he have a big dick?"

"I dunno. This is all I've seen of him so far."

"Well, I'll be happy to bottom for him and let you know."

"Hands off, slut-o-sore-ass. He's mine," I said as I nudged him in the ribs. He rolled over on top of me and wiggled against my crotch.

"We'll see who gets him first" he grinned. "Why would he want your wrinkly old ass, when he could have all this?

"Dude, I'm 20, not 80," I complained. "Nothing wrinkly on this body. Not even my balls."

"Well I am in my prime you know. I'm 17! It's all downhill after that. Shit, I even have you on the waiting list for the old folks home."

I ran my hands down his back and pushed them into his underwear and pulled his cheeks apart and tapped at his hole. "Take those shorts off and I'll show you who's in their prime." I lifted my head and kissed him. He pulled back and wiped his mouth as if to complain.

"Gross, I can taste your polident!" He said sarcastically.

"Okay, if I'm that gross now, I guess that's the end of sex for you then." I said as I turned my head to the side and pretended to go back to sleep, although my boner was betraying me as it throbbed against Kyle's stomach.

"I was always told to be nice to my elders, so I guess I could give you a pity fuck if you want one. I've heard that even old guys need sex too."

"Are you still stoned or something? You're being quite the little shit today!"

"I know, right! Okay I'll lie on my side and you can fuck me. Just wake me up when you are done. With something that small, I'll barely feel it, but as long as it makes you feel good..."

"Hey, I may not be hung like that horse of a boyfriend, but at least I know how to use it. It's not my fault your ass is giant loose cavern."

He giggled and removed his underwear as he lay beside me. I turned and put my finger into his hole. He was already lubed up. "Slut, you came prepared to get fucked, didn't you?"

"I'm always ready," he laughed. "You should know that by now."

I pushed my cock into Kyle and he moaned in pleasure as I got all the way into him and slowly fucked him and ran my hand up and down his chest feeling every part of him. Then I let my hand slide to his cock and jerked him off as I fucked. Both of us glanced over to the gardener who was trying to mind his own business but had positioned himself for a front row seat to the show. Kyle was so turned on that he barely lasted a couple of minutes until he blasted cum everywhere, sending the spray through the hammock onto the deck.

"Clean up on aisle 5," he giggled as I rubbed my finger on his tip and then moved my hand to his mouth to let him clean up the cum on it. "God your cock feels awesome in there. Fuck me, Justin!" I picked up speed and felt him clamp his ass tighter around it. I didn't last long and opened the jets to fill him up with my juice. He moaned again as I held on and pumped several waves into him.

"Nice. I wonder how much Ticketmaster would charge for that show?"

"It was a very short show, so we probably couldn't get a lot," I said as I kissed him on the cheek and pulled out.

"Yeah and we still have the old wrinkly problem to deal with." He laughed. I climbed out of the hammock and flipped it over so he fell out. He just missed landing on his semi hardon. I ran into the house to clean up and Kyle ran after me. We showered together and then hit the pool for a few laps before dropping into the hot tub. Colin had joined us by this point and Kyle started up on his old guy banter again, causing Colin to show him that he wasn't old. Kyle got rimmed and fucked and shot yet another load.

"Senior citizens like you guys are so easy to get into bed. You all want a piece of this tight booty," He said as he stood up and wiggled it at us and ran off.

"What's with him today?" Colin asked.

"I dunno, but I like it better than when he's upset. I'm just glad he's back to normal and realizes that us being married hasn't changed anything."

"Yeah, he was a bit unhappy for a while there. Hey, you know what I was thinking? When marriage finally becomes legal in California, we should have another wedding there and we could both have dual citizenship."

"Fuck that would be awesome to have another wedding, but I would never want to be an American. I'm fine being a Canadian thanks!" I turned and kissed him before he could object. He kissed me back and we made out for a while before throwing some towels out on the deck to lie out on and dry off. Our pool boy came over and grabbed the skimmer and water tester from the pool house. He stripped his shorts off, which left him in his skimpy speedos. I had to quickly turn face down as his bulge was making all the blood rush from other parts of my body and I thought my dick might explode.

"I think I may have made a mistake hiring this guy," laughed Colin. "He's quite the distraction."

"No, he's perfect. We can cancel the cable tv and internet porn now."

Colin laughed and leaned over to kiss me. Kyle returned to the pool deck naked and put a towel beside us as we all lay facing the pool guy. It was a little obvious what we were going and Zane was definitely showing off as he made a point of bending over a lot as he cleaned the pool. Each time he did, the fabric of the speedos stretched across his ass and I almost shot my load.

"So how come you're not hanging out with Aaron today," I asked. "I thought you guys would have been off doing something crazy."

"Normally we would but his Mom suggested we take a break from each other for a week."

"How come?" I asked surprised at that development.

"She walked in on us fucking and figured we were getting a little too serious."

"No way! What happened?" I laughed as I rose up on my elbows and looked at him.

"I was bent over the end of his bed and he was standing behind me fucking me hard. He had just started to cum, when she entered the room. Aaron jumped back shocked at being caught and his cum sprayed all over the place. She stuttered and stammered and didn't know where to look. She froze until Aaron yelled at her to get the fuck out. I think she was so stunned that she didn't even give him shit for swearing at her." She may be traumatized for life.

"Oh my God! I would have loved to have been there for that." I was killing myself laughing.

"No you wouldn't, it was fucking embarrassing as hell. She saw both of us naked with hardons and her son blowing his load all over me."

I couldn't stop laughing it was so funny.

"We were told to clean up and come down to the kitchen. Neither of us wanted to do that and almost thought about climbing out his window and running away until she forgot in 20 or 30 years. When we went down, both his parents were there and decided to talk to us about sex. A little late if you ask me. They didn't really know what to say, so they just said that we should slow down a little and not be in such a rush to get to that level in our relationship. If they only knew to what level we had already gone. I'm guessing the orgies would have totally messed them up. They did agree to knock before entering his room from now on and that we should sleep in the family room or basement instead of Aaron's bed. Aaron wasn't really happy about that and tried to fight them, but they still held firm and said that perhaps we should take a week to cool down. All that's going to do is make us hornier. After all, we're guys, not chicks. We don't actually cool down by being apart from each other. Speaking of which, when are we doing the pool guy. He's been here a couple hours already and he's still got clothes on. Isn't that a new record?"

"He'll be here at least once a week, so no rush," Colin told him as he slapped him on the ass.

"Who ARE you guys? No rush? Normally he wouldn't have gotten the job without putting out several times. It's true what they say, you get married and the sex stops."

"What're you talking about, Kyle? You've been fucked twice in an hour. How is that no sex?" Colin smirked.

"I'll show you." He stood up with his dick at half-mast and walked over to Zane. "Hi, I'm Kyle," he said as he introduced himself.

"Zane," he smiled.

"So if you're the pool guy, how come you are still wearing clothes? I figured you'd be naked by now."

"Well from what I've seen around here in the past hour, if I were naked, you certainly wouldn't be getting any gardening done and your pool would still be dirty."

"That's true, but everyone had to take a break during their shift. I think it's the law or something. So you're the gardener too, huh?"

"Yep, I do it all."

"That's not what I heard," Kyle said as he moved seductively closer to Zane. "But Colin says you're good at trimming the bushes. Do you mind if I decide that for myself?"

"No go ahead. I enjoy gardening, so I've gotten pretty good at it."

Kyle slipped his hand into the front of Zane's speedos and smiled. "Yep, it looks like the bush is trimmed properly."

"I guess I should have expected that," Zane chuckled. Kyle pulled the speedos out and looked into them.

"Mmmmm, nice. Looks like bush has a pretty big root attached to it. Uncut too, cool!" He pushed the speedos all the way to Zane's knees and stepped to the side and cupped his cock and balls to show us what he was packing. Then he dropped to his knees and took Zane's cock into his mouth.

"You trained him well. He's a bigger slut than you now," Colin said as we both watched Kyle take the pool boy.

"Good thing he's taking a week off to cool down from sex," I laughed.

Kyle sucked Zane until he was nice and hard. The dick looked about 7½ inches and once it was hard the foreskin was fully retracted. Kyle sucked on it as if was the last cock he was ever going to get. "You gonna fuck me now?"

"I have a boyfriend and I'm not sure if he'd be okay with this or not."

"No problem. We could call him and ask. I have a boyfriend too, so no big deal. It's just sex, it's not like we're in love or anything." Kyle stood up and pulled Zane by the dick over to the lawn. He lay down and spread his legs and looked back up at Zane who was looking nervously around. Colin and I just grinned, although I was a little jealous as I had wanted to be the one to get him first. But in all fairness I had hesitated and Kyle had gone for it, so I guess to the aggressor go the spoils. I think I paraphrased that old saying. It's a dumb saying anyway...why would anyone want something that was spoiled? Zane got behind Kyle and aimed his cock into his crack. We couldn't see everything, but it was obvious when he pushed in as Kyle moaned and raised his ass a bit. Zane fucked him hard and pressed his hands on Kyle's upper body as he pounded away. Kyle was giving him the full treatment of moaning and reaching around to rub Zane's ass. It didn't take long for the pool boy to empty his filter and change the PH balance in Kyle's ass. What? Can you come up with any better pool analogies for sex...jeez!

Zane pulled out and knelt behind Kyle as he rubbed his ass. Kyle turned over and sat up to kiss him. Round one to Kyle. "Whenever you come over, you can get naked. We hardly wear clothes anyway."

"I kinda noticed. Is it always like this around here?"

"No, normally the guys are a lot hornier, but ever since they got married, things have slowed down a lot. First Jason and Alex, then Justin and Colin. At this rate I'll only be getting laid once a day."

"That's a slow day?" Zane laughed as he went back over and pulled his speedos on. At least now the blood could go back to the other parts of my body again. Kyle probably just saw that as an opportunity to unwrap him again.

"Catch you later. If you need me I'll be over here and I'll keep lubed up just in case." Kyle gave his best sexy walk as he came over and lay down on his towel.

"Guess you guys are just too old for that spontaneous sex stuff now, huh?" Kyle giggled as he leaned over and kissed me. I shook my head and thought that perhaps I should call Aaron's parents and insist that the boys be allowed to get back together before Kyle wore himself out.

After Zane finished and confirmed that he would be back next week, Colin paid him for the work and we all watched him leave. Next time I would be the one to get into his pants and before long he was going to bottom. That was my next mission.

Troy returned home with Lawrence and asked if he could stay for dinner. We ordered Chinese food and since everyone ordered what they liked, we once again had way too much food for all of us to eat. Jason and Alex had joined us as well. Kyle was prancing around as if he were horny again and I wondered if someone was prescribing him Viagra. Maybe it comes down to being told you can't have sex, so you want it all the time, who knows. Maybe it was just Kyle's time of the month.

"Are we going to say grace first?" Lawrence asked as we sat around the table. I looked at him as if he had three horns growing out of the top of his head and just grinned.

"Sure. Dear Santa Claus, Thank you for the food that you have provided using my money and for all the gifts you have given us over the years. Amen." I said as the guys bowed their heads.

"Dude, what the fuck kind of prayer was that?" Lawrence said staring at me in disbelief. Colin was trying hard not to laugh and the others just stared at their plates.

"Well...DUDE, if we're going to believe in fictitious beings created by people to control weaker minded people, then I'm selecting Santa Claus. At least with him, if you don't behave you go on the naughty list and get lumps of coal. If you are good, you go on the nice list and get presents. Sound familiar? If you don't behave and follow rules that someone else sets the parameters for, you burn for eternity in hell...etc. At least I'd have coal to take along too.

"So not cool. I believe in God and the church is the one keeping me alive by providing me with meals, otherwise I'd be dead."

"Fair enough, and I'm not saying not to believe in God. I'm just saying that it isn't God providing you with a meal. It's people who donate to the church trying to do something nice for others. God, like Santa Claus is just a marketing tool used to get people to do things that they may not do otherwise. Religion has started more wars throughout history than any other single item. If you want to say grace, go ahead. Look how people quote the bible when they want something to go their way, but ignore it when it's convenient. If it was the word of God, you'd have to obey ALL of it. Plus you couldn't just rewrite it when it suited you and change the words. I could go on and on, but there's no need. I said my thanks."

"Whoa, I had no idea that fags were such douches." Lawrence said as he started in on his food.

"Better to be douched, than be full of shit," I said. The tension in the air was very uncomfortable and we all ate in silence. I had an apple after dinner and pointed out the irony of it to Lawrence. The forbidden fruit that caused Adam and Eve to be cast out of the garden of Eden, now the most popular fruit on the planet, and not a single religion bans apples...of course half the religions can't even agree on that one either.

Troy came up to talk to me after dinner. "That was a little uncool, bro. That church helped me too."

"Sorry Troy, but I won't be talked down to in my own home. Believe what you want, and I'll believe what I want. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Prove God exists. Just one piece of evidence and I'll convert completely. Anything to prove it and I'll jump on the God bandwagon and march in the streets to tell everyone. It's the same as ghosts, bigfoot and the Lochness monster. Just prove it and I'm all in, baby!"

"Do Mom and dad believe in God?" He asked looking concerned.

"Yes they do."

"Okay. But if I want to believe you won't stop me right?"

"Of course not. You are welcome to be who you want to be and if believing in God makes you feel better and is a comfort, then what's the harm in it? I would even support in your belief if you needed it, but just don't try to convert me. It's as simple as that."

"Cool." He gave me a big hug. "I thought I might lose you as my brother for something this big."

"Never buddy, never. You're my brother for the rest of your life, even if you turn into a homophobic mass murdering terrorist. I might not like you as much, but you'd still be my brother."

"Now worries there, I will never be homophobic," he giggled as he ran out to the trampoline with Lawrence.

"Hey, are you guys gonna come out to the club tomorrow. It's the beginning of our new show. We decided to open the club at 8pm instead of 9 to see if we can attract more customers," Jason asked.

"Sure, what's the show?" I said smiling as I wondered what they had come up with now.

"It's `Mary can Idol!'" he chuckled.

Next chapter coming soon. So come on Mary, warm up the vocal chords! Comments always welcome at outinwest@gmail.com