Disclaimer: This story includes gay sex, urination play and other similar topics. If you are not interested in this, then please read another story.
After a long time of searching for a good barber in my city, I finally found one that knew what I liked when it came to my beard and cut. I arrived kind of late to my appointment and noticed that it was packed in the barber shop.
By the time I was next everyone had cleared out of the shop leaving me and the dude cutting my hair. They were closing soon and I must have been my barber's last customer.
We chatted about random stuff and TV shows that we had been watching. There is only so much to catch up on when you see someone every 2-3 weeks for a haircut.
Then, towards the end of my cut, right before my barber started to work on my beard he stepped back.
"I'll be right back bro. I'll only be a moment"
He went into a room in the back of the shop and I took the time to check up on some texts that I had missed.
He came back and I noticed he was walking kind of funny. He got back to cutting my beard and that's when I noticed something really off.
He took the clippers and started to trim off some hairs on my upper lip and rested his finger on my nose to keep a steady hand. I noticed the tiniest hint of something in the air but couldn't quite put my finger on it.
He moved over to the other side of my mustache and that's when I smelled it. My nostrils opened up and I got hit with the deepest scent of man funk that I have ever smelt. It was so rank and fresh it rivaled my own thumb after wiping my ass on one of my three day camping trips.
"What the fuck!" I thought. "Did this dude really go take a shit and not wash his hands after?"
He removed his hands from my face and walked to go grab a hot towel from the back. He finished my beard up and took a step back.
"One sec" he said "I'll be right back." He took off running towards the back of the shop again.
At this point my appointment was over and I gotta admit I was looking good. I was still feeling good after that towel rub and now the prospect of all the ass I was going to get was exciting me.
But I had to pay this dude first. Reluctantly I moved towards the back room and while checking my phone for the time I yelled out:
"Hey man, uh I don't have any cash only my card on me but I can drop off some cash tomorrow if that's all good?"
"No it's cool bro!" He yells out. Suddenly, stepping out from behind a door.
I jumped back having been caught off guard by how close he was to me and immediately I noticed that my barber was not wearing a damn thing other than a soiled pair of not-so-white Nike socks.
"Sorry bro I really am not trying anything but I have this issue and one thing turned into another and now my clothes are dirty and I have nothing to wear!"
I was fucking speechless. I was not into this at all but I have to admit... I was curious. This was so out of my norm but also a complete shit show that I had no other choice but see this through.
"Uhhhhh" I said back. "I don't even know what to say bro. Can you at least cover your balls?"
He had been standing there the whole time with his hands to his side. I noticed his hairy chest and arms and the dense bush sitting atop of an uncut dick and hairy low hangers with what I assumed to have its own wild funk.
He cupped his cock and balls but did little to hide the network of pubes poking out from around his hands.
I tossed him my jacket to tie around his waist knowing I would never want it back when... while reaching out to catch my jacket....
"Ppppffffssstttt"
I can only describe what I saw as a stream of thick dark liquid shoot out of my barber's latino ass and rope after rope hit the wooden floor making an audible thud while landing.
Then, as if it could not get worse, I noticed a quick short stream of steaming piss dribble out of his exposed dick skin.
"What... the.... Fuck..." I said calmly in an automatic tone that I had no control over.
"Dude... im so sorry... I- I- I dont know what to do. I locked myself out of the bathroom or else I would be glued to the toilet seat for the next half hour. I haven't been feeling good and I can't believe this is happening to me." He confessed to me with his voice cracking due to the realization of what he just did.
I just stood there staring at the mess he made and couldn't help but think about what was to come. Clearly he had to get paid and I needed to get the hell out of that place so I could shoot my own fluids in a pretty ass later that night.
Clearing my throat I said in an assertive manner "Listen man. I gotta go and you can't be doing this all night. I think I know what's happening but do not ever tell anyone about this and don't reach out to me to come back for another appointment."
"Okay bro. I swear just please help me out" he squealed out rapidly. Suddenly I noticed how completely vulnerable this man was to be squirting piss and turds in front of me.
I walked around the puddles of man juice to investigate the source. My barber didn't even need to spread his hairy cheeks for me to be able to notice the protruding man bud poking out from his ass bush.
"Damn" I thought... His man hole kinda looked like the way I left that blonde chick I met up with last week. "That's crazy" I said out loud.
"What man? What is it?"
"Uhh... well it looks to me like you have been squirting so much that your fuck hole is too loose to hold your funk in man"
"What the hell!" he yelled back at me standing up. Covering himself he said to me "What is wrong with you? Why are you talking to me like im a whore you're gonna fuck?"
"Sorry man. I didn't mean to say that." I said. Excusing my response by remembering how horny and ready I was.
"What I meant to say was your man hole is loose bro. I think we can try something to stop the squirting... I mean you shitting"
"Alright. Whatever I can't get mad at you for helping me out. Tell me what to do."
He walked back over to me and I spun him around. He bent over again for me to have another peak at his hairy man flesh and I gently caressed his bud. The moment my finger made contact with his extended hole he shuddered and let out a short gasp.
"You good man?" I asked my barber
"Yup. Just trying to get this over with."
I touched his hole again and couldn't believe what I was seeing. There was clearly shit and if I'm being honest that didn't even catch my attention. What drew me in was the thick mucus like substance collecting at the end of his rose bud and dripping in long lines down to the floor.
"It looks like you have to shit so much bro that your body is going into over drive to get it all out" I said from the rear end of my barber's hairy ass.
"Oh damn really? What do we do? Or I mean what should I do?"
I thought for a moment and without even thinking I began to stroke my cock and blurted out "I have an idea. Just let me know if anything feels weird"
I took my fingers and lined up two of them with the entrance of his pushed out man hole. I slowly wiggled them in and inch by inch pushed my fingers into my barber.
My barber let out a deep moan and said to me "Nothing feels weird so far but it just feels kinda different."
"Okay." I said while continuing to push his hole in more with more of the length of my hand.
"Maybe if I can push your loose hole back into your ass you can keep your juice in long enough to make it home"
He lifted his head up from what appeared to be him enjoying my deep strokes into his manhood when he said "Wait man I think more is coming!"
While four fingers into his hole, and almost having his bud back in place, I felt contractions in his ass. His body began to try to push my fingers and his man juice out of his warm hole. The pressure felt like nothing I had ever experienced before.
I withdrew my fingers and a loud squeal erupted from my barber. Rope after rope of man shit shot out of his ass taking his man hole with him. Stream after stream shot out of his dangling uncut cock which seemed to flow down his balls and clean off his bud.
"Oh my god dude" he said "This isn't working it's getting worse and more and more powerful!"
"We need to step it up" I said while working to undo my belt. I dropped my pants and finally moved my boxers down enough to let my uncut cock get some fresh air.
I lined my cock head up with his rose bud and immediately began to enter his sloppy hole without warning. Deeper than my hand had been, I could feel how much warmer he was deep inside his guts.
His hole slime and shit had created the perfect environment for my cock to slide in and expand his walls. His rose bud moved with every stroke I made lightly rubbing my hairy balls as I went deeper and deeper.
"Woah bro" he gasped out "I think it's working I feel something happening"
I noticed that the angle of my cock wasn't quite reaching the curve of his bowels and told him to get up and motioned him to lay on a table in the back room.
I positioned my cock again and rammed my exposed cock head into his hairy ruined ass. I grabbed ahold of his cock and balls when suddenly I could feel the contractions again.
"Something's happening!" He yelled out between deep moans. "I don't know what to do" he said concerningly.
Suddenly, I could feel it- his man hole filling up with what felt like to be more hot ass juice.
I couldn't stop moving deeper and deeper into his ass. My cock had pushed his hole so deep into him that there was no way anything would leak out for a while. But I needed it.
My balls were slapping into his ass hanging off the table and my grip on his balls was getting tighter with every thrust. The pressure from man juices and my leaking cock bacame too much for my barber and I could tell.
He started sweating at first and in between each groan of my cock digging deep into his guts he started to say "I... think... it's... happening..."
It didn't register with me. I was enjoying this hole so much and I didn't want it to end. But the pressure and heat of it all made my cock beg to release what it wanted to deposit.
Rope after rope of my man seed added to the increasing man juices built up in my barber's ass. It quickly became too much. I felt the mix of his warm logs and cum squirt out from around the base of my hairy cock. I withdrew my dick with an audible pop and released my hold of his.
A steady stream of shit and jizz erupted from my barber's ass and collected into a huge puddle on the floor. The pressure had built up enough to the point that my haber had a steaming load of piss to shoot out as well.
Unable to control what was happening I stood and watched the show. My barber with his back arched on the table and shaking in pleasure. His soft cock moving side to side with every movement. Suddenly, rope after rope of barber cum shot out. What felt like an endless amount of moans escaped his mouth while he was powerless over the experience that he was going through. He was shaking with his soft uncut cock shooting out load after load into the air. I couldn't believe my eyes.
After collecting his breath he looked down and saw the mess he made. His eyes started to water and he said to me reluctantly "You didn't even help me out look at this. You made it worse and now I'm even more messed up dude."
I didn't know what to say. I was speechless because he was right. I ended up using his sloppy hole instead of helping him prevent an accident.
He walked me to the front of the barber shop in silence and we awkwardly waited while he ran my credit card. I stood there looking at him knowing his man hole was forever changed and he was staring at the screen of the cash register no doubt remembering his pleasure. I walked out of the shop and looked back at him through the windows. He was turned around and poking out from my jacket tied around his waist was that loose fuck hole winking at me. I knew I would end up making another appointment.
Hope you enjoyed. Let me know what you think.
-Jay