The following story is completely fictional. It is not intended to imply anything about the true sexuality of the celebrities mentioned or any personal knowledge about their private lives.
The Tales of Jeff Brazier
2009
"I know you might not be that comfortable with it J, but you know how the kids get on with him, and how amazing he's been with me over the past year with everything. I just want for him to be able to see them, when Mum looks after them."
"You know, I'll do everything possible to keep the kids happy and if seeing Jack will make them happy then that's what I'll do".
"You're an amazing Dad to them Jeff, I'm really proud that they'll grow up with you for a Father."
A tear ran down Jeff Brazier's face and he hung up the phone to his ex-partner, Jade Goody as he sat down on his sofa and contemplated his future. Jade's tragic battle with cancer had been all over the press, and Jeff had been inundated with interview offers and jobs himself, but he'd rejected them all to take care of his sons.
Jeff was stretched across his bed, looking into his garden where his two sons were playing with his Mum. He was wearing a pair of crystal white pair of Armani boxers which outlined his cock to perfection. Jeff had always been proud of his God-given gift, a sizeable 5inches and think just sat un-aroused in his underwear, and a heavenly 7 « inches of un-cut perfection when hard. As he laid still, his head rested gently on his arm behind his pillow, he ran his free hand over his beautifully tanned body. He rustled his fingers through his armpit hair, slowly moving his hand over his chest which had a light amount of blonde hair. His treasure trail was beckoning as his hand glided slowly yet powerfully towards his perfect cock. Jeff's eyes closed as his hand slipped under the tip of his boxers and grazed smooth hardening shaft. Jeff arched his hips, his thick, footballers thighs tightening as he began to masturbate. He spread his legs and pulled his cock from within his boxers. Its full glory beginning to show.
Jack Tweed's curfew had been reduced by the courts to allow him to marry Jade Goody, and he was determined that he would turn a corner and make a fresh start with his life after seeing its true unpredictability. He was wearing a pair of loose fitting Jack Wills trousers and a plain white T-shirt which clung to his body perfectly. As he, Jade and Jackie Goody, pulled down Jeff's drive way they could see the two children playing with Jeff's Mum Lisa in the front garden.
The sudden sound of the horn shook Jeff out of his aroused state with a start. He leapt up off his bed to see Jade and her family parking on the drive. He paused and saw Jack step out of the car, his black Jack Wills boxers were on full display as he bent down to help Jade. Jeff felt odd as he looked at his frail ex be helped out of the car by a guy who by all accounts he should hate, but found himself drawn to. Maybe it was the fact that they were both going through the same thing that Jeff found comforting, but he could sense it was something more. He knew he was attracted to him.
Jeff was no stranger to men in the bedroom, although for all accounts and for the public he was wholly and unquestionably straight. His most recent foray into man on man action was after his x-factor presenting stint, at the ITV after party. Loads of celebs from the channel were invited and after hours of drinking and partying, he found himself at Ant and Dec's London penthouse. The pair had their homes in Newcastle, where the lived two doors away, but always kept somewhere in London to stay for business meetings, overnight flights etc. Jeff had met the boys when he was part of the Soccer Aid tournament in 2006, they'd formed a fast friendship and when they invited Jeff back to their private party, he'd jumped at it. He'd had no idea what the boys were into until he got to their apartment to find, himself, Ant, Dec and one of their best friends, Jonny Wilkes alone in what was supposed to be a massive 'private party'.
2006
Jeff stumbled out of the lift, into the penthouse lounge. It was massive. An open kitchen, dining room, living room all in one. Lushly decorated with a curved semi-circular sofa in the middle of the room. Jeff looked over and saw the familiar face of Jonny Wilkes stood behind a bar, making drinks.
"Wheeeeeeeeey, Jonny mate what you doing here?"
Jeff eased his way past the sofa to the bar and pulled Jonny into a heavy, drunken hug.
"A drink good sir?" Jonny raised a cocktail he'd concocted above his head, his shirt lifted up showing his gorgeously toned and hairy stomach. Jeff caught himself staring at Jonny's Calvin Klein underwear. His eyes traced the outline of Jonny's cock which veered to the right and looked irresistible. Then Jeff realised.he wasn't wearing any trousers.
At first he didn't respond, taking the drink and fake tipping his hat to his barman.
Ant and Dec had been faffing around by the lift and joined the pair at the bar.
Dec sauntered over, and Jeff had noticed he'd unbuttoned his shirt, revealing his lightly hairy chest, and as he sat down Jeff could see Dec's very suckable nipples .
"Why Mr Wilkes, what brings you here on this fine evening", Dec lent over and took another of the drinks lined up on the bar.
"Well Mr Donnelly, I was just passing through and thought I'd pay my best little northern bastard mates a visit!"
"Cheeky Shit!" Ant piped up and Jeff noticed he was on his way out of the penthouse back into the lift.
"I'll be seeing you's soon boys, Lisa's awaitin' for me, duty calls 'n' all".
As Ant said his goodbyes, Jeff turned away and felt all of 3am in the morning hit him like a shovel. His eyes felt heavy and he could feel himself sliding off of the chair.
For what seemed like an eternity all he could remember was the sounds of Dec and Jonny picking him up and carrying him, placing him on a bed, then he could feel his feet relax, and a sudden and welcome rush of cool air across his legs as he felt his trousers being taken off.
"Oh well, ruined that part of my plan, but doesn't mean we cant still have fun big man", Jeff could clearly hear Dec saying to Jonny as they put his clothes over a chair.
"Just have to get our hands on this another time", Jeff could feel hungry hand graze across the front of his underwear, but he just couldn't move. The alcohol had put him in a kind of conscious coma, aware of what was happening, but unable to respond.
He wished he could respond.
Jeff was desperate to reach out and grab the hand, pull the body in close and feel the touch and warmth of another man.
It'd been a long time since Jeff had been with anyone and he was sick of the unskilled and unappreciative women he had been with. He'd felt offended at their unwillingness to appreciate him. He didn't want worship, but he wanted something that he only felt when he was with a man.
"Mmmmm, look at it, so thick, I wish I could have that in me.guess I'll have to settle for this wont I?" A trademark cheeky grin came across Dec's face as he grabbed Jonny Wilkes' cock and pulled the much taller man towards him. Dec rubbed Jonny's cock with a gentle force that sent him wild. Their parted lips met, and Jonny's tongue was desperate to taste Dec's, soft, yet passionate. That kiss that screamed I want you now, but at the same time whispered, I'm gunna make this last.
Their tongues met, both men could feel that jolt of passion surge through them. Jonny sucked at Dec's tongue as his hand tugged at the buttons on his shirt. He could feel Dec's hand on his cock, the other was unbuttoning his own shirt. Jonny moved his hand down to join Dec's, he intertwined his fingers and led Dec's hand inside his boxers.
Dec could feel his own excitement at being led inside Jonny Wilkes' boxers. Although it wasn't the first time the two had ever been together, they seldom had the chance. Jonny's powerful hands, guided Dec's into his underwear and towards his cock. Dec could feel the other ma's warmth as he grasped his cock.
The kiss remained unbroken and the two were eagerly sucking at each others' tongues, followed by groans of passion and excitement. The kiss was finally broken as Jonny pushed Dec back onto the other side of the double bed. He crawled over Dec, with his erection bulging to excess inside his boxers. He grabbed hold of Dec's arms and dominantly placed them over Dec's head, revealing his tufts of hair. Jonny kissed Dec again and then moved his tongue down his neck onto his lightly hairy chest and then across to his armpit. Jonny kissed and licked Dec's pit, inhaling a mixture of sweat and sweet tasting body wash that Jonny knew he needed more of.
Dec's groans were getting louder and his breathing was heavier. Jonny nose was buried in his armpit and he could feel the light sensation of his tongue running up his arm.
"Mmmmm, you taste so good," Jonny was grinning as he eventually raised his head out of Dec's armpit and sat up with his arse resting on Dec's fully erect cock. Both men were only wearing their boxers, Jonny sat on top of Dec, as Dec ran his hands up and down Jonny's chest, across his nipples and down to his thick, gorgeous thighs and around to his arse. He pulled Jonny up his body closer to his face and he could begin to smell him, Dec knew what he needed. He tugged at the top of Jonny's boxers and Jonny raised himself up to allow Dec to pull his boxers off, he turned his head to see Jeff still lying there passed out. Dec grabbed Jonny's boxers and threw them onto Jeff's face. Perfect shot.
Dec turned back around to see the most amazing 6 « inches of Jonny Wilkes hard cock staring him in the face. Surrounded by a fair amount of well kept pubes Dec took hold of the shaft and opened his hungry mouth. His tongue led the way and grazed across the head of Jonny's cock. Within seconds Dec was eagerly devouring Jonny's thick cock and moving his head in a perfected rhythm. His free hand was beginning to run up and down Jonny's hairy crack, occasionally stopping to pay extra attention to his hole.
Jonny was groaning with extreme pleasure as Dec continued to give his the best head of his life. He's reached behind his back with one hand and grabbed hold of Dec's cock, slowly pleasuring his mate. His eyes were closed as he ran his free hand through his hair, his sexy, sweaty pits displaying the intensity of what was happening.
Dec couldn't stop. He didn't want to. Jonny's cock was so amazing, delicious, he couldn't get enough.
Jonny's pleasure was momentarily stopped as he felt himself slide backwards and his head hit the mattress. The hand gripping his cock never left. He wiggled his arse and positioned himself as he felt Dec go down on his cock once again. He looked down to see Dec staring up at him, he took the cock out of his mouth and allowed the intoxicating mixture of spit and pre-cum dribble from between his perfect lips back onto Jonny's cock. Back down he went, again and again. The pleasure was so intense Jonny knew he'd have to stop or he'd never be able to make the evening last the way he wanted.
He opened his eyes again and looked past Dec's head. Down the arch of his spine to his cute little bum sticking out across the bed. He loved Dec's arse, to Jonny, it was perfect. Just meaty enough to get hold of and so that a slap wouldn't crack bone, and hairy enough to invite Jonny in without losing his way. He knew what he needed. He wanted to eat Dec's arse, stick his tongue deep into his hole. Every time they'd been together before Jonny had become so obsessed with rimming Dec that after one hot passionate night Jonny had slept with his face buried in Dec's crack.
Dec looked up to see Jonny's staring back at him. He looked so sexy, the cute little chin dimple and west-end smile, coupled with the manly hairy body and overpowering appetite for sex.
Both men were moaning with pleasure, Dec took Jonny's cock out of his mouth and moved his head further down towards his balls. His nose pressed against the base of Jonny's cock, he breathed in his exhilarating smell, and took one of his balls into his mouth. Dec sucked and licked for all he was worth, making the most of every second he was down there.
"Uhhh, yeh, oh Deccy boy get that beautiful little arse of your's up here and sit on my face" Jonny was breathing heavily as he said those words. Dec looked up with a devilish grin on his face. Jonny smiled back knowing he was about to get his most favoured reward, when he saw Dec's expression change, his elation turned to confusion and shock.
Jonny looked at Dec, suddenly everything went dark.
<End of part 1>
<In part 2 find out what caused the blackout.and back in 2009, Jeff fights his attraction to Jack and the boys spend some time alone. Jeff also reminisces back to 2008 and a very special night he spent on the Strictly Come Dancing tour.>
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