All the usual disclaimers apply:
*This story is a work of fiction and is not intended to depict any living person.
*Do not read this story if you live in an area where it is illegal to do so.
This story is partially inspired by a really good story a few years back on Nifty.org ("American Teen Muscle Challenge"), along with several current reality TV series, and my own vivid imagination.
The Ultimate Muscle Hunk Challenge, Part 5
Friday night I had watched this incredibly raunchy TV show called "The Ultimate Muscle Hunk Challenge". The four contestants on the show were these hunky, hot muscle-gods, and their performance on the show bordered on pornographic. As the ending credits rolled, I had jacked off on my couch. These dudes and this show were seriously hot, and I had no problem shooting off a big load of spunk, thinking about what I had just watched.
The following morning, I couldn't get my mind off the show. I set my DVR to record the program for the following Friday, then I went online to learn a little more about the program. Although the show had already been on for two seasons, I had never even heard of it. I'd only seen it because I was channel surfing.
Online sources gave it mixed reviews. One New York paper called it "semi-pornographic... typical trash TV." Other reviews called it "the breakout show of the year" and "salacious and sexy". Apparently, the show was pretty popular. There were a few hot clips of previous seasons on YouTube, which I downloaded for later viewing. There were a couple of online fan forums where people talked about their favorite contestants, etc.
I also found some background info on the four contestants from the current season. "Peter Cox" and "Rod Dixon" were apparently two of the guys' real names. "Dick Hardman" was the stage name of the hunky actor-turned-bodybuilder with the shaved head. I couldn't find any real info on Jack Offerman, other than his sexy profile on the Ultimate Muscle Hunk official website. Still, they were nice photos of him posing in those white posing trunks: double biceps, most muscular, and a candid shot with the tips of his fingers of one hand pushed into his skimpy posing trunks. Sexy! Unfortunately, they weren't soaking wet like in Friday's episode.
Since I didn't have much to do over the weekend, I continued looking online for information. A quick online White Pages search pulled up a "Cox, P." in Riplinger, Wisconsin. There were no listings for anyone with the last name of Dixon in Dumont, Texas, but several in nearby Narcisso. An "Offerman, John" was listed in the New York City area. Nothing for Richard Hardman. Not that I would ever have dared to call them or anything.
The week passed rather quickly as I waited for the new episode. I kept myself busy beating off to the online clips of previous years' hunks flexing, posing, and competing in skimpy outfits. However, none of the clips on YouTube were nearly as hot as what I had seen last Friday night. I wondered if this coming episode would be nearly as sexy. I needn't have worried!
Friday night came, and the show finally came on. I was pretty excited, and my trousers were already tented in anticipation.
The opening credits came on, accompanied by thumping tribal music. A brief scene of Peter and Jack, both shirtless, trying to wrestle one another to the ground. Then the word "Muscle" was superimposed on the screen. A short scene of a hunky someone (Rod?) straining to lift a huge bar-bell. The word "Competition" scrolls across the top of the screen. Dick, wearing just his skimpy gold posing trunks, hanging from the gymnasium rings, his huge arms and pecs flexing. The word "Massive" appears on the screen. Dick, going through his posing routine on the stage in front of a roaring audience. The word "Sexy" rolls across the screen. Then the screen goes black for a second, as the words "The Ultimate Muscle Hunk Challenge" appear, and the tribal beat intensifies.
The studio audience cheers as the camera switches to the studio, where the handsome co-costs, Alex Matthews and Scott O'Donnell, introduce themselves. They're wearing clothes similar to the ones they wore last week: business suits.
Then Alex says, "Last week, on The Ultimate Muscle Hunk Challenge, we introduced four hunky challengers to this season's competition, a contest which will result in a chance at a half-million dollar grand prize. Dick, Peter, Rod, and Jack await backstage and will soon learn their fates."
"That's right, Alex," continued Scott, "This week, we'll reveal which of these four men will continue in the competition and who, sadly, will be going home."
"Before we reveal any of the results, however, the producers have put together a short video clip showing what happened backstage during the six days the show was off the air. Let's roll the clip!"
The view changes to an obviously pre-recorded segment showing what happened after the show aired its first episode of the season. The camera follows the hunky (and still nearly nude!) men off the stage to a behind-the-scenes area of the studio. Then, the camera changes to a close-up shot of Dick, who says, "The four of us are going to be living in a house here on the set, where we can work on perfecting our bodies as the show continues." The shaven-headed man is wearing his gold posing trunks and nothing else. He's so hot.
The camera switches back to the men walking into their temporary lodging. The narrow hallway and the single bedroom look rather utilitarian, but then the camera follows them into the home gym.
"Fuck yeah," Jack says, as the camera pans over all the equipment in the room: free weights, exercise machines, treadmills, weight benches, etc. It's a big room, and it's well-equipped.
"Guess we know where we'll be spending most of our time," Peter laughs.
There's a short scene of some other rooms: a kitchen, a dining room, and a big living area (and then men exploring the new rooms), then the scene goes to Jack sitting on a bed. He says "I was fuckin' excited to see the home gym. It has everything a bodybuilder could want. I'll really be able to push my body to the ultimate limits during the days when the show isn't on."
The men are shown a few other rooms: a redwood deck area with a big jacuzzi, a pool room with a big billiard table, and a large bathroom which features a urinal ("This is a real man's bathroom," Peter laughs).
Then there's a graphic that says "Throughout the week..." and we're shown short clips of the men in the house, sitting in the kitchen in their underwear, playing pool (also wearing only skimpy undershorts), and working out in the gym.
The camera changes to a close-up shot of Rod, who says, "These six days will give me time to work on my body a bit. The judges were really critical and I know if I continue on the show after next week's elimination, I'm going to have to really push myself."
Short montage-style shots of the men working out appear on the screen. A sweat-covered Dick wearing just a pair of white undershorts bench pressing 300 pounds. Peter in a black speedo, spotting him. Hunky Jack flexing in front of a mirror in a pair of skimpy black posing trunks. Rod on the Bowflex. Peter on the Smith machine. Jack lifting some extremely heavy-looking dumbells. Dick pulling a Most Muscular.
"After six days of work, I think I'm ready to head back out on stage," Peter says, smiling, as the pre-recorded segment ends.
The audience cheers as the camera pans over the four men, now on stage, their muscles built up even further during the week. Peter is in blue trunks, Rod in Red, Jack in white, and Dick in gold. Their muscles are covered in posing oil, and they look hotter than ever.
"Without further ado," Alex says, "let's get to the audience results. Viewers at home have decided these four men's fates. Who will be eliminated, and who will go on to compete for a chance at that half-million dollar grand prize?"
The camera pans over the four hunky, nearly naked men as Scott says, "Any competitor with an audience approval rating lower than 50 percent will be going home. With a 92 percent home audience approval rate, the first man safe is..."
The studio audience members scream for their favorites as the tension mounts. Each man knows he could be eliminated and lose his shot at a half a million dollars. Dramatic music plays in the background. The camera pans across Peter's nervous, handsome face, then Jack's equally nervous, hunky features. A second camera zooms in on Rod, biting his lip in anticipation. Then back to the first camera, as it zooms in on massive Dick.
"Jack Offerman!" The audience roars its approval as Jack appears on camera. He pulls a Double Biceps pose, clearly happy with his score. I am, too. This sexy muscle-god is raunchy and hot, and I look forward to drooling over him for the rest of the season. He grabs himself lewdly as he mouths the words "Fuck yeah!", but his voice can't be heard over the studio audiences's screams.
Once the studio audience's cheering has died down, the announcers continue the elimination round. "With an 82 percent home approval rating, the next challenger safe is..."
Dramatic music plays. The audience cheers loudly. "Dick Hardman!"
More cheering, as the camera zooms in on a cocky Dick, smiling and waving to the studio audience, and then pulling a Most Muscular. His hunky body flexes for the cameras; his striated pecs and veiny guns are really impressive.
"With a 61.5 percent home viewer approval rating, the next challenger safe is..."
Dramatic music. Screaming audience. "Peter Cox!"
The camera shows a clearly relieved Peter, who shakes his head slowly as he smiles. His teeth are so white, and his face is so incredibly handsome. Fuck, that handsome stud is hot!
"And now, Rod," Alex says ominously, "We find out your fate. Did the audience at home vote for you to stay or go home? Will you be allowed to continue to compete for a chance at the half-million dollar grand prize... or will you be packing your bags? Rod Dixon, your home audience score is..."
As dramatic, thumping music plays, the camera pans in on the Rod, the hunky young muscle-stud from Texas wearing the red posers.
"Your audience score is fifty-nine percent! You'll remain in the competition!" Alex exclaims, and a clearly-relieved Rod steps back, breathing a sigh of relief as the men shake hands.
"Now that we've determined that all four of our muscle-hunk competitors will continue in the contest, we'll continue the competition. Right after a word from our sponsors!"
To be continued...