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"Oh fuck!" Sonny exclaimed. "Have we killed her? Is she dead?"

"I don't think so" the doctor said, checking her pulse and then getting his stethoscope to listen at her chest. "This is something I read about in school and heard a lot of boys talk about but have never witnessed for myself. Some women supposedly orgasm so hard that they immediately lose consciousness. Her vital signs are good. She'll just have a little nap and then be fine. You boys experienced something that most men will only read about or hear about. While she's unconscious, I'm going to use this speculum to spread her open so we can definitively rule out the presence of her hymen."

He did the procedure and all the boys closely examined her, finding no sign whatsoever of a hymen or any remainders. The doctor allowed all three of the young boys to handle the speculum and touch and visualize as long as they chose to while Mrs. Bedford watched, obviously fuming.

"Guys, since Mrs. Dykes is much younger and she's pregnant, we won't do much there for today" the doctor said. "Rafe, if you and Kurt will just take her blood pressure, check her pulse, and get a rectal temperature, we'll let her slide for now. We can do a vaginal exam another day when we have a little more time as I do want you to see how a woman's genitals change as a pregnancy progresses."

Rafe and Kurt went into Mrs. Dykes' cell. The woman quickly introduced herself to the boys.

"Oh yes, ma'am, we've met" Rafe said.

"No, I think you must be mistaken" the woman said. I don't remember seeing either of you before. Of course, you may be friends of my daughter, Jenny. Everyone knows Jenny. She was runnerup to Miss Gayberry this year and she should have won if they hadn't rigged it for that nigger girl to win. Are you friends of Jenny's?"

"No ma'am, Mrs. Dykes" Kurt said. "As a matter of fact we stay as far away from that girl as we can. She's got several of our good friends in trouble with her cockteasing ways and we want no part of that. Our dad is Sheriff Gaylor and he says we need to set an example for other boys in this town."

"And you do know me, Mrs. Dykes" Rafe said "whether you remember me or not. I used to do some yard work for you and your husband. You hired me to go with you to the Bedford house the day you got arrested. You put your hand down in my pants and made me spew my seed, then when the sheriff came in, you tried to say I raped you and blame everything on me. If it wasn't for my dad, the sheriff, I could've ended up in prison because of your lies. The sheriff sent your underwear off to the state crime lab and had you inspected and there wasn't a drop of semen in your panties or on your privates. Thank goodness he's a good man and he believed a young boy who was telling the truth over a powerful mayor's wife who was lying about everything."

"Why you silly liar!" she said. "That isn't the truth of the matter at all. I distinctly remember you now, you ugly little heathen! You put your hand inside my panties and started fingering my cunt. You kept asking if I liked having your fingers in my pussy and I tried to fight you off. You were trying to pull my panties off and seemed hell-bent on getting your teen-age cock inside of me."

"Seems kind of strange to me that a couple of minutes ago you said you'd never laid eyes on me" Rafe said. "Now your memory seems to be pretty clear about every detail of the day. Just how does that happen, Mrs. Dykes, if you don't mind me askin'?"

"Why you insolent little piece of dog shit!" the woman yelled. "How dare you question the wife of the mayor of Gayberry!"

"No, ma'am, Mrs. Dykes, this boy is telling the truth. That's the whole truth and nothin' but the truth."

It was the voice of the sheriff who had entered the premises silently.

" I will not having you calling my son a liar when he is telling the absolute truth about the events of that day" Randy said emphatically." You may not remember ever'thing from that day cause the tests also showed you'd been drinkin' a considerable amount but I will not have you accusing my sons or any of my boys of being liars. I'm not surprised at this. You try to make out like you're the nicest one of these bitches but you ain't no better than the rest. You'da sent a innocent boy to prison for rape. Your daughter's grown up to be just like you. We got multiple boys wearin' goddamn chastity cages in this town because that little pricktease daughter of yours waved her sweet-smellin' cunt around and got `em all in trouble. She's been fuckin' marines and tryin' to fuck anything with a dick. She even got two little thirteen year-old boys in chastity cages up at that shitty Butter Cup Motel. I guess the apple really don't fall far from the tree when it comes to cunts like you and the rest of these bitches. And for the record, while I don't know exactly what the status is on your case, I do know the mayor has filed for divorce from you and has already god a pretty, younger woman warmin' up his bed at night like you refused to do for so many years."

"What the fuck do you know about anything, you insufferable asshole?" Mrs. Dykes spat. "At least I was a good wife and gave the mayor three beautiful daughters and I now have another child in my belly. That's much better than you've done. You moved away from this town and came dragging back here with a little red headed baby that looks nothing like you. You say he's your son but nobody's ever seen any proof of that. Why, Mrs. Bedford doesn't even think the boy is related to you. She says you probably bought him from some gypsies or something so nobody in town would know what a queer homosexual faggot you are. Don't forget that Helen Frump is my best friend in the world and she's done everything in the world to get you to put a ring on her finger. But you aren't interested in the least. She says she rubbed her little pussy all over you and you never even grabbed a titty. There's something bad wrong with you and the whole town needs to know."

"Mrs. Dykes, I ain't even goin' to respond to some of that bullshit you're spewin' in here. Suffice it to say I found your dear, dear friend and sorority sister, Miss Frump to be lacking in character. Why, the word I heard is that she only moved here because she had a bad crush on that little mouse-dicked feller, Mr. Barrow. I hear she moved here with the intention of marryin' Mr. Barrow after he was braggin' about how he'd be the big shot principal of the school. He even promised her she could be the assistant principal. She'd of been the first female to hold that high of a position in the state. But when she got here, she got to know more about Barrow than anybody'd ever want to know. She found about his little tiny thimble of a dick and how he loved to wear fancy women's underwear all the time. She knew somebody with no dick could ever satisfy her whore-like cravings so they broke it off romantic-wise and just became conniving assholes. I have no doubt you was in on the whole thing. So you better just simmer down and let the doctor and his assistants get their work done. The doctor is trying to leave town for a couple of days of a well-deserved vacation so I recommend you either calm down or I will cuff you and tape your mouth."

"Oh my goodness!" Mrs. Bedford chimed in. "How many of these cute young boys is the doctor taking with him to fuck all weekend? You seem to be taking in any strays you can find and they all seem to be handsome young men. I'm not stupid and neither is Mrs. Dykes. We know what you're doing with those boys and we know you're putting your nasty cocks inside their buttholes. We know all about what you're doing in the beautiful mansion you stole from me. I wouldn't be surprised if you're feeding all those boys dope so they won't tell about the nasty stuff you do to them."

"Why, Helen Frump is right!" Mrs. Dykes exclaimed. "She has been saying that you are holding Will Barrow in some secret location. No one else could know about all those things. You have obviously interrogated the man and he gave up some secrets. Helen was right about that all along!"

"You better be careful, Mrs. Dykes" the sheriff said calmly. "I have no idea where Mr. Barrow is. I interrogated him at the school the day it was determined he was involved in the contract on young Kurt. He started blabbering and crying, begging to let him tell on all his other klan members if we'd just let him go free. He spilled his guts. And then when he disappeared, we went and searched his house. It weren't much of a stretch to figure out his fondness for ladies' underwear and all kinds of dirty pictures and films, not to mention the drawers full of sex toys. Why, all of his drawers was full of frilly, lacy things and not a pair of briefs, boxers or a jockstrap in the place."

Mrs. Bedford was struggling with her restraints, obviously wanting to speak.

"Looks like the queen bitch has somethin' to say" the sheriff said. "Matron, would you mind getting' them restraints off a her?"

The matron did as requested and Mrs. Bedford immediately started ranting at the top of her voice.

"I want this pervert doctor and all of his little pussy boy assistants arrested for molesting me and your aunt" she demanded. "I know exactly what you're up to and I won't have this happening in my beautiful town of Gayberry which has been home to my family for so many years. It's a fucking disgrace and I just won't tolerate it! This so-called doctor and his young fuck buddies have abused us innocent women horribly and it simply has to stop. We've been ordered around by a nigger and forced to go almost naked. This cannot stand in my beloved town!"

"Matron, please tell me something" the sheriff said. "Is there any truth in what this woman is alleging with regard to her treatment in this facility?"

"Not one ounce of truth, sheriff" the matron said. "The doctor and his young assistants had been absolutely professional both in their words and their deeds."

"You fucking lying cunt!" Mrs. Bedford screeched. "I'd like to tear you fucking bull dyke hair out by the very roots. I'm sick of your sorry, no account ass acting all high and mighty in this town like you own it. You're nothing but trash! It was families like the Bedfords and the Barrows that made this town what it is and now you sorry ass trailer trash just want to move in and take it over. I hear the fag sheriff even adopted these two little nasty street brats. Were you running low on boypussy now that you've moved into my big, fine home? I bet those nasty little urchins jumped at the chance to move into my fine home and sit at my table and sit on my nice furniture and my big beds. Do you fuck them all at once or just one at a time, sheriff? You're being awful quiet now just like your whore aunt did when she was confronted with all the dicks she's fucked and sucked in this town! Y'all are nothing but trash. Absolute street trash!"

The sheriff just turned away from t he angry woman and spoke calmly and quietly to the doctor.

"Doctor, why don't you and the boys do what you need to do with Mrs. Dykes" Randy said. "I know that you and Sonny are looking forward to getting away together for a bit so let's get you finished up here. The warden has called and he is on the way here with Mrs. Walker but Kurt, Rafe, the matron and I can do whatever needs to be done to get her admitted and settled in. The warden had a thorough physical examination of her done before they left Statesville so you needn't hang around for her assessment."

"Thank you, sheriff" the doctor said. "We will just check Mrs. Dykes' vital signs and leave anything else for later,"

That said, he sent Sonny in and the boy returned a few minutes later reporting all seemed normal with her.

"Well I guess we're about done here for now" the sheriff said.

"Before we leave could I have just a minute with Mrs. Bedford? Kurt asked in his soft voice.

"Why of course you can son" the doctor said.

Kurt walked up to the outside of her cell and in a quiet, calm voice spoke to her.

"Ma'am, I don't like being disrespectful and my dad, Sheriff Gaylor probably won't approve of what I'm about to say" young Kurt said quietly and calmly. "But I need to warn you about something. If I ever hear you say the kinds of things you been saying about my daddy, Sheriff Gaylor, or his friends or my brothers or any of the boys that live in our house, you will find one of my fists shoved down your throat and the other one pounding up your cunt till they meet in the middle. That won't be fun for you so I suggest you cease and desist from that bullshit at this moment."

Mrs. Bedford was stunned and speechless with surprise at the words of this handsome and polite young man. She tried to speak but it was as if she was too shocked to know how to respond. Before she could utter a word, the sheriff walked up, put his arm around Kurt and pulled the boy close to him.

"Mrs. Bedford, I hope you heard what my son just said because if he ever feels inclined to take the actions he just said, I'll hold your nasty ass down while he does it" the sheriff said as the men and boys left the downstairs, walking up into the living room.

"Now it's time for you guys to hit the road and I hope you both have a wonderful time" Randy said. "You've both earned some fun and I just want you to enjoy it."

"Oh, I'm sure I will" Sonny said. "You can't imagine how long I've wanted to get this man naked and in the same bed with me. There's so much I want to do with him."

The doctor blushed.

"Well, we'll just drop Kurt and Rafe back at home and get our bags and we'll be all set" the doctor said.

"The bags are already in the car" Sonny said. "I took care of that and the sheriff has agreed to take the boys home so we can hit the road."

Hugs were exchanged and the doctor and Sonny took off for Gatlinburg.

"I'll run you guys to the house and then I have to get down to the mayor's office for another damned silly assed meeting" the sheriff said.

"I hope you're not mad at me for the rude things I said to Mrs. Bedford" Kurt said.

"Son, I could never be mad at you" Randy said. "I ain't never been prouder of a boy for standin' up and sayin' what needed to be said. I wish I could go back in time and stand up to that old bitch and to my aunt. You boys may not know it but my Aunt Flea came goddamned close to ruining any chance I ever had of bein' close with Dopie. If it wasn't for your Uncle William, it would've happened. I got no doubt about that."

"Do you think you might drop us at the clinic instead of at home?" Rafe asked. "The doctor wants to open the new clinic on Monday and there are several things we need to do to be completely ready. Everything's in pretty good shape but we'd like it to be perfect when the doctor gets back."

"Of course I can drop you at the clinic" the sheriff said. "I just hope the doctor makes it back alive. I think Sonny has pretty big plans and I hope he don't fuck the man to death."

"I think the doctor's as horny as Sonny is" Kurt chuckled. "He's always got a tent in his pants when Sonny's anywhere close to where he is."

"What do you know about that kind of stuff, you innocent boy?" Randy teased.

"We both know a lot of stuff" Rafe said. "We just ain't neither of us done much ourselves."

"At least not yet" Kurt added to the sheriff's surprise.

They pulled up in front of the clinic and Randy put the car in park and turned to the boys in the back seat.

"I'm so proud of you boys my heart's about to bust out of my shirt" Randy said. "I can't wait to get away with just you two and William for the weekend. I do want both of you to know that we're not takin' you boys to Raleigh just to get you away and do stuff. We'll have a great time even if there's no sexy stuff at all. That kind of thing is strictly up to you boys and no one is ever to exert any pressure on either of you to do anything you ain't wantin' to do."

"Yes, sir" Kurt said. "We both trust you and Uncle William. But we've met with the counselor quite a bit and we've talked a lot with Sonny and the doctor. What was hard to admit was that some of the things we did with my uncle were pleasurable. That was really hard to admit but when he put my willy in his mouth it felt wonderful. Same with Rafe and same with Sonny. The times he hurt us were no fun at all but we have come to terms with the facts that everything wasn't bad and we can enjoy a lot of stuff with men and boys we trust."

"You guys are really unbelievable and I know we're going to have a great time just being together" Randy said. "I just can't leave you two here without one more hug."

He got out of the car and the three enjoyed a shared, giant hug before the sheriff drove away, tooting his horn at the handsome boys. After driving the very short distance to the courthouse he found William and Arnold waiting for him to go to the meeting with the mayor. Deputy David and the Sarge were also still there getting their things together to go and spend the day working on the house the sergeant had rented from Arnold.

"Randy, you know the mayor's going to be pissed off about being kept waiting" William said. "That narcissistic son of a bitch thinks the world revolves around him and the sun rises and sets in his asshole."

"Fuck that son of a bitch" Randy said as everyone enjoyed a laugh. "I've been dealing with his wife or ex-wife or whatever the fuck she is over at the women's detention annex so I've about had a bait of cuntiness."

"I hope the son of a bitch's head is spinning by the time we get there" William said with a chuckle.

"Just wait till you see how he is in these meetings" the sheriff told William and Arnold. "He's unbelievable. I wonder who his two new representatives will be on the council now that Mrs. Bedford is unfortunately incarcerated. I can't imagine he'll be too pleased to see the two of you showing up as my choices. He knows that both of you have his number and see him for the asshole he really is."

"Sheriff, we were kind of waiting around for you to get here to see if it would be all right for the deputy and me to take Mikayla along with us to the house to work today" the sergeant said. "She can't do any heavy work with all that makeup and them heels and stuff but I can put her to painting I reckon. She thinks it's gonna be a fun outing where she can flirt with my handsome nephew but I'll make sure she's in a spreader bar at all times and I'll work her ass to the bone."

"I think that's a great idea" the sheriff said. "You may want to make her wash all that makeup shit off and I don't mind if you make the bitch go barefoot. She's started actin' like she's some kind of queen around here and I don't like that shit! But I hope you guys didn't wait around just for me to approve that. I may not have made it clear but Deputy David has full and complete authority over any prisoners we have in this place."

"I just didn't want to overstep here, sheriff, but your confidence in me means the world" David said as he hugged the burly sheriff. "I'll never let you down."

"I know you won't, son" Randy said "Have we heard from the warden as to what time he can be expected to show up with our new prisoner for the women's annex?"

"Yes, sir, there's a note on your desk" Deputy David said. "He called about thirty minutes ago to say they had van breakdown over in Greensboro. It's being worked on but he had no idea what time they might arrive. He was waiting to talk to the mechanic to see if he needed to call the prison and have them send another van to bring them here."

"Well, the delay is good" the sheriff said. "We can head on over and have our meetin' with that goddamned mayor and still be back here by the time the warden and the prisoner get here. Since you and Sarge are takin' both prisoners out on a work detail, I won't worry about there bein' nobody here at the courthouse. I'll make sure Sarah knows how to get in touch with both of us in case there's an emergency. Are you sure Mikayla won't be more trouble than help?"

"I'm not so sure but Sarge says he has plenty of stuff for her to do" David chuckled. "She's been flirting with that young man something awful. She's pretty shameless and he can't stand it. I hope they don't kill each other by the end of the day. She really wants some of that uncut Greek sausage and he wants no part of her! I promise you that I take my responsibilities seriously and that Sarge and I will have both prisoners back in their cells at the end of the day."

"I never doubted that, son" Randy said as he hugged the handsome young man.

David and Sarge got their prisoners out of their cells and took off and Randy, William, and Arnold headed over to the mayor's office. When they arrived, they were surprised to find that the mayor's fiancé, Patty Hunt, was at the desk in the outer office. She explained that the mayor had seen fit to dismiss the woman who had been secretary to the mayor for over thirty years and that she herself would be taking over the position.

"Yes, Mrs. Waddle was getting on up in years and she just didn't project the kind of image the mayor and I want to project for Gayberry. It will work well because I am so involved in managing his campaign for governor so we will be working very closely together. I expect that as the campaign gets into full swing, we are likely to have reporters from all over the state visiting day in and day out. We need to project a more youthful image for the town and for the next governor of the state."

"So is the mayor ready for our meeting?" the sheriff asked. "We don't have all day. I believe you know William and Arnold. They are my new appointees to the town council."

"I see" the woman said. "The mayor already has his two appointees in his office so if you'll just follow me, we can join them."

Patty Hunt was a very attractive blonde, dressed expensively and quite sexily. Her skirt was too short for business attire and her heels were a bit high. Her white blouse revealed a little more cleavage than would have been appropriate for a woman in the position.

Mrs. Hunt, I hope you won't think it inappropriate if I comment on what excellent physical shape you are in" William said. "You must work out every day to keep yourself in such great shape."

"Why, thank you , Mr. Walker, for noticing." The woman said. "I do work very hard to keep myself in shape. I have always been a bit of a fitness nut. The worst time of my life was when I was carrying my son. I hated being so fat and unattractive. I never wanted children, but my husband at the time insisted. He would have had a houseful but I told him I absolutely would never get pregnant again. It was absolutely horrible. The minute I finally dropped the kid, I worked furiously to get my body back in shape and I will never allow anything like that to happen again."

"But you're a very young woman" Arnold said. "Are you and the mayor not planning to have any more children once you are married? I was sure I had heard the mayor talking about how much he wants a son."

"That will never happen" the woman said with a chuckle. "Franklin talks about it but it will just never happen. I let him joke about such things but I assure you I will never look like a cow again. Children are nothing more than a nasty nuisance."

"But what about the child the mayor's wife is carrying?" Arnold asked. "It was my understanding that the mayor plans to raise that child. Mrs. Dykes is planning to return to live with her parents and her two younger daughters once this baby is born. Her parents are not willing to take in a newborn and it was my understanding that you and your husband would be raising this child. She has already signed away all legal rights to the child."

"Well it sure as hell isn't coming to live with us" the woman said. "I love having Jenny and her friend Sarah living with us. But that's different. We're more like sisters than anything. We just love shoppi8ng and gossiping and going out to lunch or dinner. Why, we have a wonderful time and I'll never allow a snotty-nosed little brat into our home. I went through it once with my son and I never want anything to do with that shit again!"

"I'm certain I must have misunderstood things, ma'am and I apologize for that" Arnold said politely.

The woman threw open the door to the mayor's inner office and started speaking loudly to the mayor.

"Franklin Delano Dykes, we need to have a little talk and we need to do it right this fucking minute" the attractive woman said, pushing the mayor down into his chair. "Attorney Winkler has just informed me that your soon-to-be-ex-wife is pregnant and that you were planning to raise the child. Tell me and all of these men that the attorney is mistaken. I have made it perfectly clear that I will not be carrying another child and having the body of a brood mare and I will most certainly not be raising any little brat carried by another woman. You better clear this up right this minute or I am out the door for good!"

"Oh, Patty, dear, do calm down" the mayor said, desperately struggling for words to calm the situation. "We can discuss this all later when we are alone, my dear one."

"The fuck you say!" she said, raising her voice. "You didn't tell me that bitch was pregnant! What the hell is going on? You knocked her up and then she left you? You knew about this and you were going to surprise me by saddling me with another snotty nosed little bastard to raise for you? The fuck you say!"

The mayor was desperate to calm his fiancé down.

"Patty, my darling, you don't understand" the mayor said. "My wife was unfaithful to me. I had no idea and I don't even know who she was unfaithful with. It didn't matter. Once I knew I could never trust her, I had to end the marriage. I have never agreed to raise the child! That is her problem and she will have to deal with it. I will sign anything I need to sign to give up rights to the little bastard. I want no part of it. Patty, my dear, we have a wonderful life planned. You will be the first lady of this state. Please don't let the actions of my adulterous ex-wife destroy things. I am the victim here. My wife and I haven't had relations of the marital fashion in some time so there is no way this was my baby. I was hopeful she would just go away and have the baby because the news of an adulterous wife could be deadly to my campaign and to the bright future we have planned for ourselves."

"Oh, my darling Franklin" the woman said, sitting on the mayor's lap and hugging him. "I knew there had to be an explanation. My darling Franklin would never lie to me. I knew it. Attorney Winkler, would you do us the biggest favor in the world and draw up those papers for the mayor to sign giving up any claim to this baby? I would be more appreciative than you can ever know."

"Well, uh, certainly I can do that, ma'am" Arnold said. "I will have those papers ready for the mayor's signature by this afternoon."

"Well, I'm glad that is all settled and I must trust that what just transpired in my office will never be discussed by any of us once we leave here" the mayor said. "I am invoking mayoral privilege on all conversations held in this office as is my right so all that is settled."

"Sheriff, William, and Arnold, I assume you all three know my two new appointees to the mayor's council. I have invited Reverend Smucker, one of the finest and most trusted men ever to live in Gayberry and the minister of music from the church, Ed Hand. They have consented to honor me by serving on my council as my appointees. They are also agreeing to take lead positions in my gubernatorial campaign so we will be seeing a great deal of one another."

"Mr. Mayor, I feel I would be remiss in my service if I did not mention that this pastor and Mr. Hand may be involved in an unsavory relationship with each other and with that evangelical preacher, Roy Smith's wife. It is my understanding they have moved that woman into their office in the church and also into the bedroom at the parsonage where they are having sexual relations. I am not learned in things of this type but I believe that it may be called three-way sex parties."

"Oh, Franklin, I warned you this would happen, didn't I?" the pastor said. "Our sheriff has been listening to the voices of some evil people who want to undermine my great ministry."

Why, sheriff, I am surprised at you" the mayor said. "I thought you were too smart to listen to a bunch of gossips. These men are two of the great leaders in our community and their help will get me to the governor's mansion. The pastor informed me he had provided employment as an administrative assistant at the church for that poor Mrs. Smith. Apparently her husband just ran away and left her with a teenage daughter. She had no job and no resources. I asked myself what Jesus would do in that situation and I did as I felt he would have done.

"I provided a job for the woman" Reverend Smucker said haughtily. "I assure you she is not residing in the parsonage and neither Mr. Hand nor I have even considered having any kind of sexual relations with that woman. I am devoted to my dear wife as is Professor Hand."

"Preacher, have you boys honestly forgotten the day I walked in on you and Mr. Hand with Mrs. Smith buck naked in that seedy room at the Butter Cup Mote?. If memory serves, you boys were sucking each other off with her just in the middle so you could continue to deceive yourselves that having a woman in the room makes you heterosexual."

"Why, I am shocked that these words would even come out of the mouth of a public servant" Professor Hand said. "I think you may need a mental exam, sheriff as I am worried about your emotional health. I would never go near such a seedy, nasty place as the Butter Cup! Everyone who knows me knows that I am a germophobe. I can't stand any kind of filth or germs to touch my body. Beside that, I am a very married man who has been faithful to my loving wife for over twenty years."

"Look, fellsa, we all know what the truth is because we were there" the sheriff said. "If Mr. Mayor chooses to take the word of a couple of charlatans over the word of a sheriff who's been elected time and time again by the people of this town, so be it. The time is comin' when you two false prophets will be exposed and, mayor, if you choose to go with these two, you will likely be permanently ruined in this state politically. But if that's how you want it, so be it."

"Oh, and I've also done something else you're probably not going to like but that's tough titty" Mayor Dykes said. "I am invoking a power as mayor to have Mr. Vague removed as overseer of the town's finances and replacing him with my future wife, Mrs. Patty Hunt, who will soon be Mrs. Franklin Delano Dykes and our city's first lady. My dear one is highly qualified as she has taken a course in secretarial duties at the Mount Pilot Business College and received a certificate for perfect attendance. "

"It's true that the mayor does have that power, which was intended to be used in emergency situations only" Arnold said. "But he can do that if he chooses. There is also a stipulation that the sheriff of the town may appoint an auditor to review all transactions on the first of the month as long as the mayoral appointee is handling the finances."

"I hereby invoke that privilege and I appoint Mr. Howard Vague to audit the finances of the town on the first day of every month" the sheriff said.

"That is certainly the right of the sheriff" Arnold said. "As the town's new magistrate I will accompany Mr. Vague on the first day of every month into these offices for a complete review of the books."

"Mr. Mayor, there is information you need to know about" William said. "As you may know, I was appointed to oversee the takeover of the company previously owned by Mr. Hunt to safeguard the financial interests of their son, Philip. We found some fairly serious infractions of the laws governing financial transactions. I traced down those transactions and they were all traced back to the woman you are planning to marry. She is a profligate spender who even stole from her husband's own company. Her method was to ingratiate herself with a male member of the company and to seduce him, having him alter the books so they could embezzle the money from them. She did that on more than four occasions with four male employees, always having sex with the men. All four men ended up feeling guilty and resigning from the company without reporting what happened. I have chosen not to press charges in the interest of the Hunt's son, Philip, who was emotionally and physically abused by his parents. I knew that these matters becoming public would be further hurtful to that boy so I elected to let these things slide. If Mrs. Hunt chooses to do the same thing with the city's funds, I think it's a safe bet she will go to prison and she could very well take you with her."

"Are you accusing my dear fiancé of sexual and financial improprieties, Mr. Walker?" the mayor asked haughtily.

"That is exactly what I'm doing. "You need to ask your little darling what she and her husband did to their son. Her husband held their pubescent son down on a table while a crazy evangelical minister, used a straight razor and a scalpel to circumcise him with no anesthesia whatsoever. There are indications that the wife knew about all of this and, in fact, she led her husband into joining the church. There is some thought that she may have been fucking the reverend as well but I cannot prove that."

"I seriously doubt you can prove any of this tripe" Reverend Smucker said. "All you men have said today is rumor and innuendo. I will not tolerate having my name smeared. Neither will Professor Hand or our beloved mayor. If you had evidence you would have prosecuted her. It's all lies, from your allegations about Mrs. Hunt to the tawdry tale about you catching the professor and me naked in that seedy low rent motel. It's all lies. Lies, lies, and more lies."

"It's no lie that Mrs. Hunt's ex-husband is sitting in the Gayberry jail, waiting for a transfer to Statesville and gender reassignment surgery after having his nuts cut off and being found with Mrs. Smith, the harlot living with the preacher, in the trunk of the car naked" William said. "It's no lie that their young son has been severely traumatized by the events and by his shitty treatment at the hands of two absolutely uncaring and unfit parents. The boy would have been better off had he been raised by wolves. And it's no lie that if you walk into that jail right now, you'll find the mayor's fiance's ex-husband dressed as a woman, in full makeup and wearing ladies' clothing and jewelry. None of those things are lies and I think the public would just love to know about all of that."

"Sheriff, I am hereby ordering you to effect a transfer of that prisoner, Mr. Hunt to Statesville immediately" the mayor said. "I order it and I want it done immediately. I don't need this kind of shitty baggage as I kick my campaign into full swing. Get him to that prison immediately. And none of you should forget that all of our conversations in this room today are protected by mayoral privilege. I will not tolerate any breach of that!"

"Mayor, you just stepped over a line here" the sheriff said. "As the mayor, you have no say whatsoever in the treatment or transfer of any prisoners in my jail. That is strictly up to me and the prisoner will be transferred at such time as I think it's the thing to do."

"Sheriff, I am ordering you to get that man out of this fucking town!" the mayor shouted. "I am not without friends in high places and I will use my influence. Why, the wife of one of my college fraternity brother's second cousin is now working as correspondence secretary for our new first lady. I have no doubt whatsoever that I could get the ear of our president should I choose to do so. Do not anger me further. Get that Hunt man moved to Statesville!"

"Fuck you, Mr. Mayor" the sheriff said. "And I'm givin' you fair warnin'. If there's one thin dime missin' in those books when Mr. Vague walks in here, it will be your ass on the fuckin' line!"

"Get the fuck out of here!" the mayor shouted. "Get the fuck out right now and take your lackey buttfucking buddies with you when you go! Your days wearing that fucking badge are numbered. I can promise you that! I fucking guarantee that."

William, Randy and Arnold left the office with the mayor slamming the door behind them. In the outer office, Mrs. Hunt was now having a chat with the mayor's daughter, Jenny and her friend, Sarah.

"Why hello, Sheriff Gaylor!" Jenny said flirtily. "How are you and your handsome friend, William doing today? And I don't believe I know that other handsome gentleman."

"That is Attorney Winkler, Jenny" Mrs. Hunt said. "He's the very nice man who's drawing up the papers for your father to sign relinquishing any claim on your momma's little bastard she's carrying around in her at belly. He's going to have everything done today so we don't have to even think about it. Why, did you men know that Jenny's momma hadn't even told her about the baby? She must be awful bad ashamed of screwing around on a dear husband who loved her like the mayor did. He gave that woman everything she ever wanted and look how she treated him and her very own daughter."

"I can't ever forgive my momma for fuckin' around on my sweet daddy" Jenny said. "And she was always such a hypocrite preaching to me about the importance of staying pure till marriage and she was out there fucking somebody. I bet she was fucking a whole bunch of men."

This drew silly giggles from Sarah and Mrs. Hunt.

"Oh my, Mr. Attorney, I don't know where you've been hiding but you sure are a handsome, tall drink of water and I'm a very thirsty girl" Jenny said, as she ran her fingers over the front of his shirt. "I have a couple of friends who've had nothing nice to say about you but they didn't tell me what a handsome fella you are."

"I don't guess those friends would be a couple of disgraced cops from a nearby town that I caught putting it to my wife and abusing my sweet son" Arnold said. "You are a pretty little piece but I know just how evil and mean you really are."

"Oh, honey, don't believe everything you hear" Jenny said in her soft, breathy voice. "I know the sheriff and Mr. Walker aren't fond of me. Neither one of them likes me. Why they gave the Miss Gayberry crown to a nigger cause they disliked me and my family so bad. But I got nothin' against you and I think I'd like to rub up against you."

"Jenny, I think we could make friends with Mr. Winkler, Mr. Walker and the sheriff if we convinced them just how nice we can be to men who are nice to us.' I bet the six of us could have a whole lot of fun" Sarah said.

"I think so too" Mrs. Hunt added. "Make no mistake about things. I intend to make my future husband the next governor of this state. He is totally and completely in love with me and he won't believe a goddamned nasty word you have to say about me. I will do as I please and fuck whomever I choose to fuck. You just go ahead and send that Mr. Vague or whatever auditor you want to come in and look over my shoulder. I'll have whomever you send here eating out of my hand and licking my very pretty pussy in the blink of an eye."

"Mrs. Hunt, I once thought your ex-husband was the most vile person in this town" William said. "Now that I've gotten to know you a little bit, I'm not at all sure I was correct.'

"Oh come on, William" the woman said. "You're a very handsome man and I'm a good looking woman. I see that nice bulge in those pants and I see that your two friends have the same nice packages. I assure you there is not a shy bone in my body and nothing I won't do for pleasure. I'm training my future step-daughter and her little friend to be the same as I am. We are a force to be reckoned with here in Gayberry and especially once we get to Raleigh. Why, you shouldn't be surprised if I put that stubby-cocked future husband of mine in the fucking White House."

"Sheriff, I hear you went and adopted my ex-fiance, Kurt" Sarah said. "He's an even better looking boy now than he was when we was engaged. Me and Jenny saw them just workin' away down at the clinic. We tapped on the door but they didn't let us in. I'm puttin' you on notice that you just might end up with me as your daughter-in-law. Kurt has always been one of the best-lookin' boys in these parts and Jenny thinks that other boy you adopted is smokin' hot. We'll be fuckin' both of them boys before you know it. Count on that, Sheriff. We always get what we want."

"You ladies may think you're smart but the mayor's got some secrets" the sheriff said." For one thing, he just lied about not knowing who the father of the baby Mrs. Dykes is carrying is. He knows perfectly well and he played a part in getting her knocked up. Mrs. Hunt, he's been bragging since you two got engaged about how he's going to have a whole bunch of babies out of his brand new trophy wife and how he plans to keep you barefoot and pregnant. And, Jenny and Sarah, both of my sons, Rafe and Kurt are much too smart to fall for more of the bullshit you've been pulling on boys in this town. They have your number and so do I. Jenny, you know that both of you have been fucking everything on two legs, including thirteen year-old boys, marines, former cops and you'll remember we caught you with a black tongue in your snatch and a black cock in your mouth that day at the Gayberry Hotel. We know exactly what you two are and I am commanding you to stay away from our boys!"

"Jenny!" Mrs. Hunt said. "Tell me he's lying! I know you've fucked some Marines and I know about the teen boys and the cops. But tell me that the sheriff is lying about you ever touching a black cock! That would be devastating to your father's career and to all of our dreams. Please tell me that's a lie!"

"Of course it's a lie" Jenny said sweetly as she went to hug her future step-mother. "Sheriff Gaylor just hates all of us because he knows we're the three best-looking girls and women in this town and he'll never get any sweet pussy from any of us. Even if what we've heard about his pecker is true, none of us will ever put out for an asshole who tells such horrible lies about us. Ignore him. You can't believe a word that comes out of his filthy, jealous mouth."

"Speak for yourself, Jenny" Mrs. Hunt said. "I find all three of these men very attractive, very masculine, and very sexy. I believe I could get along very well with the three of them. And I think all six of us together would be a party none of us would soon forget. Look, sheriff, I realize that you and the mayor, my beloved fiancé, have had your differences. But I hope that you and I can get off to a good start, putting the interests of this town above any self-interests."

"Mrs. Hunt, I think you will find that Sheriff Gaylor cares very deeply about this town and will work with anyone to make life better for Gayberry's fine citizens" William said. "Perhaps we should think about a time for us all to get to know each other better."

"Why don't we plan to leave the mayor out of this and just the six of us get together" the woman suggested. "I can find some premise to send the mayor out of town for a day and we can have some "getting to know each other" private time. I think you fellas will find me quite easy...to work with and there's nothing wrong with mixing a little play in with hard work. And there's nothing, absolutely nothing I like better than hard work. The harder the better as I've always said."

She had moved very close to the sheriff while talking to William and she now reached out and groped the sheriff's crotch, gasping softly as she found the thick meat in his uniform pants.

"I definitely think we will be able to work together, sheriff." She said as she massaged the thick cock meat through his khaki uniform pants.

"I think we better go now" William said. "We are expecting the warden from Statesville to arrive transferring a prisoner to our new women's annex. But we will definitely be in touch about setting something up and to arrange for Mr. Vague to review books on the first day of t he month."

"Just tell your Mr. Vague that I am very much looking forward to meeting him" she said in a breathy voice as she stuck her index finger in her mouth in an obscene gesture."And one last thing, sheriff, if you have someone coming into town from Statesville today, I'd like very much for the former Mrs. Dykes to be in the vehicle with that person upon returning to Statesville. That woman is a trouble maker and the sooner she's out of this town the better. After all, she is a child molester and an adulteress. A Gayberry without her and my ex-husband will be a much better place and I will make it worth your while.""

"I will certainly take that recommendation under consideration and give it the attention it deserves" the sheriff said.

As Randy, William and Arnold were leaving the mayor's office, the mayor, Professor Hand and Reverend Smucker exited from the inner office.

"I'm so glad you hadn't left, sheriff" Reverend Smucker said. "There is a matter I need to bring up. I understand that you have Mrs. Bedford and your own dear aunt incarcerated. I certainly do not want to pry into what may be unpleasant official business, but we very much need Mrs. Bedford to be back in her place at the organ in our sanctuary on Sunday morning. There are just very few organists in this area and worship will suffer if she is not there. I assume I can count on you to make those arrangements and I know that Professor Hand would very much like to have your aunt back in the choir as she is one of our better soprano voices."

"You may not make those assumptions, Reverend" the sheriff said. "Those two women are locked up with no outside privileges indefinitely. They have made every attempt to disrupt things at the annex and they must be punished. As painful as it has been to incarcerate my own dear aunt, it is quite necessary as both she and Mrs. Bedford have shown themselves to be dangers to our community. So, if you need a musician for your Sunday morning service, I suggest that both you and the professor share a very large of pinto beans and practice farting into harmonicas. Good day, sirs!"

With that, the sheriff and his two buddies left the office, leaving the professor, the reverend and the mayor stunned and speechless.

Back at the clinic, Rafe and Kurt were relieved that Jenny and Sarah had finally quit knocking on the doors and tapping on windows, trying to get the boys to notice them. They had gone into the back of the building in a storage closet until the girls finally gave up and left.

"I don't want no part of them two girls" Kurt said. "You know them girls is the reason Jimmy and Mark have to wear them cages on their willies."

"I didn't know till last night" Rafe said. "I think Jimmy noticed me starin' at his. I didn't mean to be rude but I hadn't ever seen anything like that. His cage looks stuffed pretty full, doesn't it."

"Sure does" Kurt said. "And Mark ain't far behind him with that thick ginger bush he's got. That boy's gonna be as hairy as the sheriff once he finishes growin'.

"So you think both of those guys are good lookin?" Rafe asked.

"Sure I do" Kurt said. "But they ain't the best lookin' guys livin' in that house? The little boys are cute but they're not as good lookin' as Jimmy and Mark. Is that who you mean?"

"No, it ain't the younger boys" Rafe said, lightly blushing.

"Then who is it?" Kurt asked.

"I don't wanna say" Rafe said.

"Why not?" Kurt asked. "Ain't we friends? I consider you my friend and there ain't much I can't tell you."

"It's because you're my friend that I can't answer that" Rafe said. "I can't risk puttin' somebody off that I really care about. I don't think that person feels about me like I do about him."

"Rafe, come on, buddy" Kurt said. "You can tell me anything."

"Okay" Rafe said, looking at the floor. "It's you, Kurt" the boy whispered. "You're far and away the best lookin' boy or man in that house. I been wantin' to tell you how I feel but I was afraid you would hate me. I have real strange feelings about you and I'd like to do stuff."

Kurt put his fingers over the boy's lips and hugged him.

"Rafe, I've been havin' them same kinds of feelins about you" Kurt said. "It was all I could do to stay in my bed at night knowin' you was in the twin bed next to mine, just a few feet away. There were times I almost got out of my bed and crawled in with you but I was afraid you'd find me disgusting. I've laid in my own bed with my willy just hard as a rock, tryin' to stroke it without you hearin' me cause I was afraid you'd think I was some kind of pervert."

"Kurt, if you're a pervert so am I and I'd really like it if we could do some perverted things together." Rafe said.

"You really mean it?" Kurt asked. "This ain't some kind of joke where I'm gonna try to kiss you and you're gonna tell me it was a joke and you don't ever want nothin' to do with me ever again?"

"It's no joke, buddy" the boy said. "I'd love to kiss you right now."

"Then go ahead and kiss me" Kurt said. "I been thinkin' about this for a while now and I'm as ready as I'll ever be. "

Rafe brought his head close to Kurt, and kissed him on his cheek. The boy blushed and then kissed Rafe on the cheek. Then, as if on cue, they started kissing on the mouth, wet, hungry kisses as if they each wanted to devour the other. Kurt felt Rafe's tongue in his mouth and he started to try to lick it and suck on it – anything to get it deeper in him. Rafe was feeling the same way, uncertain of how to proceed now that they had kissed.

They stopped kissing and just smiled at each other.

"I ain't sure I want the first time I do it with you to be in this dark storage room" Kurt said.

"I was kind of feelin' the same way" Rafe said. "Will there be anybody at the house this time of day?"

"I don't think so with the Doctor and Sonny out of town" Kurt said. "The boys are at school and I know the sheriff, Mr. William and Mr. Arnold all had a meeting with the mayor this morning. The house should be empty. But even if the house wasn't empty, it would be okay. I've seen how the sheriff and the men encourage their boys to experiment with each other. I think our paw would be real happy to know that we are doing some experimentin' ourselves. We both grew up in houses with secrets and with beautiful things bein' labeled as nasty and forbidden. What I'm feelin' right now ain't in no way nasty or forbidden. I'm one hundred per cent sure of that. I think you and me have to kind of start to rethink things. Let's go to the house!"

"I'm with you, buddy!"

They locked up the clinic and left through the back door just in case Jenny and Sarah were lurking nearby. They walked the short distance home and headed up to the bedroom they had been sharing.

At the sheriff's office, William, Randy and Arnold were still cracking up over the looks on the faces of Professor Hand, Reverend Smucker and the mayor at the remark about the harmonica.

"I just wish they'd walked out a minute earlier when the mayor's fiancé was fondling that big sausage you have in your pants, sheriff" Arnold said. "That would have been priceless."

"I heard her gasp when she felt that thick meat" William said. "I guess that's not an unusual reaction, especially from a woman who's married to Mayor Stubby Ratdick Dykes!. Have you guys ever noticed how tiny his teeth are? And they look as sharp as daggers. I bet he could cause a lot of pain putting that mouth on a dick."

They all enjoyed a good laugh over that.

"It shore seems quiet around this place with the Sarge takin' that tranny bitch and that little Greek asshole out to work on the house" the sheriff said.

"Yes, it does" Arnold said. "I was just thinkin' I might run by the diner and get some food to take over to Sarge so he won't have to take time away from the job to go and pick up food."

"I was just thinkin' how I'm beginnin' to feel a little bit hungry" William said. "You guys want to walk over to the diner and get some lunch."

"We're gonna be eatin' out in all them fancy restaurants in Raleigh this weekend" the sheriff said. "I could use a good home-cooked meal before we leave. Let me give Eliza a call and see what she's had them bitches cookin' up. They cook for the women in the annex and I know Eliza always has them make extra food."

Randy called and Eliza said the guys would be welcome to come there for lunch. Eliza said the bitches had fixed enough meatloaf to feed the U.S. Marine Corps and there were plenty of mashed potatoes and green beans to go with it.

"Y'all head on over here, sheriff" Eliza said. "I was havin' a cravin for my special bread puddin' with bourbon sauce and I got a big ole dish of that about to go in the oven. I'll be happy to share it with you men. I'm waitin' for that good lookin' piece of man meat Warden Biden to show up with Mr. William's wife. That man is one gorgeous piece of flesh, sheriff, and I know the minute he walks in this house Mrs. Bedford's cunt hairs get set on edge. I can't hardly wait and I ain't even told the bitches he'll be comin' today. I do love me a surprise."

"That sounds great, Eliza, we'll head over in a bit and if you could have the bitches make some meat loaf sandwiches for Mr. Arnold to take over to some workers at his house after we eat."

"I'll be happy to do that, sheriff and I look forward to seein' all you handsome menfolks in just a few."

"Eliza seems happy to have us for lunch" the sheriff informed his group. "I think she's really excited about how Warren Biden's presence will irritate the livin' shit out of the Bedford bitch."

"I'm sure she's excited to have such a handsome, well-hung man in the house anytime" William said. "Eamon is an unusually sexual being. Just the mention of his name gives my baby boy an instant hardon."

"Who wouldn't get hard with that man around?" Arnold asked. "I think he's sexy as hell and I'd sure like to do some stuff with him but I'm not at all sure I could take that big cock in my ass."

"Sure you could" William said. "Eamon is an excellent lover and he knows that meat could do some damage. He's actually very patient and very gentle. And truthfully, his meat is no bigger than our favorite sheriff."

"You boys are making me really horny" Arnold chuckled. "And I'm planning to take sandwiches out to the sergeant, his nephew and tranny bitch. I'd love to shove my cock up that little fuckin' nephew of the sarge's asshole. He's a real little prick, isn't he?"

"He shore as hell is" Randy said. "His time's a'comin'. Once the sarge finishes the work on the house, that boy's gonna be getting' daily doses of dick."

"You think he'd let me have a go at that hairy little fucker?" Arnold asked.

"I'm sure he will" William said. "That boy's gonna be a challenge but if anybody can handle it, it will be the sarge."

"I'm really lookin' forward to spendin' the weekend with our little ones and Sarge, David and Kevin at the ranch" Arnold said. "It's been a while since I've been on a horse and I hope I don't make a fool of myself."

"Just take it slow, buddy and it'll all come back to you" the sheriff said.

"A whole lot of things have come back to me, Randy, mostly thanks to you and William" Arnold said. "After I left the Navy and married little Arnie's mother, I forgot how good it felt to be in the company of men. I got so involved in my work, mostly because the marriage was unhappy, but I actually forgot how good it felt to have another man's hands on me and another man's hard cock up inside of me. There's just nothing to compare to the feeling of being with a sexy man who knows his way around another man's body."

"Well, you happen to have one of the nicest dad bodies in Gayberry, buddy" Randy said. "You can get most anybody you want in bed with you, male or female. Were you serious earlier when you said you think the warden is a sexy man and you might be interested in havin' him in that pretty ass of yours?"

"Serious as a heart attack" Arnold said. "I was with a few black men while I was in the Navy and there was always something about them that was just so fucking sexy. Maybe it was the fact that it was and still is such forbidden fruit, but I almost get weak-kneed when the warden or the Bentley brothers or Coley's and Corey's dads are around. I've been a little hesitant to make overtures to them because I'm not sure they'd be interested,"

"Arnold, you really are one of the finest looking men in this town" the sheriff told him. "You oughtta just go for it. I can't believe there's any man in this town that would turn you down, red, yellow, black or white. As a matter of fact, you might want to invite Eamon to spend the weekend at the ranch. I know he loves bein' on a ranch and he loves bein' with the boys. I think he'd also appreciate some of that fine manpussy you've got to share."

"Do you really think he might?" Arnold asked. "Would you consider asking him? I'm not sure I know him well enough that the invitation wouldn't seem strange coming from me."

"You know I'll do anything for you or William, my buddy" Randy said. "I'll be happy to extend the invitation."

"Thank you, sheriff, you really are a great friend and I love you" Arnold said as he went in for a hug with the tall, handsome sheriff.

"Do you two need to get a room?" William asked with a laugh when he saw Arnold hugging the sheriff.

"We might as well head on over to the house" Randy said. "Eliza said the bitches had lunch almost ready and she said she has plenty of cold beer to go around. I wonder if she's told Bedford bitch that the warden's comin' to lunch."

"I hope she hasn't" Arnold said. "The look on her face will be priceless when that handsome, tall black stud walks in the door."

They loaded into the squad car and took off for Randy's former residence which now had become the Statesville Prison Women's Annex.

"Greetings, Miss Eliza" William said as they entered the front door. "Has my dear, dear, precious wife not made her arrival yet?"

"I ain't seen hide nor hair of her yet, Mr. William" Eliza said. "I ain't said nothin' to the women already here but they sure seem to sense somethin' different may happen today. They been full of questions for me and I ain't told none of em nothin'. I checked with the matron and the cell is all ready for her. I just can't imagine lettin' such a handsome and kind man as you get away. Lawdy knows if I ever had you in my bed, you'd a never, ever got away!"

"Eliza, you are a treasure and we love you" William said, giving the older black woman a kiss on her cheek. "My life sure has been improved without her as a part of it. Same for my baby boy. I never realized until she was gone how tense we were all the time, never knowing what she would do next. She was a very disruptive force in our lives and I kick myself for not taking action sooner."

"The important thing is that she's out of your lives now and you and both of your sons is happy. I love that pretty smile on your handsome face" Eliza said."

"Did I hear you say someone is arriving here today" Mrs. Bedford asked as she brought plates to the dining room table. "I'm quite sure I heard you saying that and I can't imagine there could be any reason not to share the information with us. It's clear there's been another cell prepared but no one ever tells us anything around here."

"Bitch, you need to learn to speak only when you're spoken too" Randy told the haughty woman. "I guess you must love the feeling of a leather strap on that scrawny ass of yours or the feeling of the switch on your skinny, ugly legs. Well you're askin' for more of that and I'll be proud as fuck to give it to you."

"Language, Randy! " Aunt Flea chided. "You can see there are ladies present in this room."

"The only lady in this fuckin' room is Eliza and she don't mind a man talkin' the way men talk" the sheriff said. "The rest of us is men and a couple of wore-out muff bumpin' cunt lappers who ain't allowed to have an opinion on nothin'! "

Aunt Flea ignored him as she continued to set the table for lunch.

"You always have thought you owned this fucki9n' place and could do as you goddamned well pleased" the sheriff told his aunt. "Them days is over bitch, and I wish you'd get that shit through your thick motherfuckin' skull."

All the men shared a laugh over the way Randy talked to his aunt as the front doorbell rang.

Randy, suspecting it was the warden, ordered Mrs. Bedford to answer the door and let the visitor in. When Mrs. Bedford opened the door to find the warden Biden dressed in nothing but a pair of white boxer shorts, she gasped. She was even more stunned when the handsome black man grabbed her and embraced her. The woman tried to get away from his grasp but he was much too strong and he held her in both his strong, muscled arms for over a minute.

"Why, it's so good to see you, Mrs. Bedford" the man said as everyone else was trying to suppress their laughter. "You are actually looking quite well. I do believe that the last time I saw you was when you were running down the runway at the pageant with your pussy on fire in front of the entire town and the governor of the state. How have you been, my dear lady?"

"Get your nasty monkey hands off my body, you dirty cocksucker" she screamed at the man as he finally released her.

"That's good, bitch" Randy said. "You just earned another twenty licks with the leather strap. Just keep that shit up!"

"Oh, it doesn't bother me" Eamon said with a chuckle. "I do apologize for my appearance. As I said when I called, our van had mechanical problems and I ended up helping the young mechanic get it running again. I'm afraid my clothes were too filthy for me to even ride in the van without ruining the upholstery so I just stripped down to my skivvies. As you know, I always carry extra clothes with me but I didn't want to mess up clean clothes before I had a chance to wash up."

"Ain't no need for no man with the muscles and the body you got to apologize for lettin' me see it" Eliza said. "Why you can strip out of t hem boxers right now if you want to and give me the whole show."

Everyone except Mrs. Bedford and Aunt Flea were amused with the remarks as the warden began to hug everyone.

"Good lord" Randy said. "Anybody with a body like yours shouldn't never wear clothes. I knew you had some muscles cause I've seen you naked but you look even finer than ever."

"Thank you, sheriff" the warden said. "I felt myself getting a little flabby spending so much time in an office so I started a new workout program with some of my young guards at the prison. They've really challenged me to get in tiptop shape and it's paying off."

"Forgive our rudeness, warden" William said. "I'm not sure you've met our new friend and housemate, Arnold Winkler. Arnold, this is Warden Biden."

"I think we've met briefly but I'm sure I'd like to get to know you better" the warden said. "And please call me Eamon."

"Thank you, sir" Arnold said, finding it hard to take his eyes off the brown muscled body and particularly on the thick patch of soft black hair at the warden's navel.

"Arnold knows his way around this place" Randy said. "Why don't we let him take you upstairs and show you where the shower is. With all that oil and grease on you, you may need a little help getting it off, particularly in the back. I don't think Arnold will mind that at all. I bet he'll even get in the shower with you to help out if that's needed."

"I'd certainly welcome that help from such a handsome man, Arnold" Eamon said as Arnold blushed and led the way up the stairs. Randy winked at him as they headed up to the shower.

"Are there no real men left in Gayberry?" Mrs. Bedford asked as the warden and Arnold headed up the stairs. "Every one of you men showed that you're nothing but a bunch of faggots looking at that naked nigger the way a dog looks at a juicy bone. What has happened in this town? Back in the day, my husband and his friends would never have permitted a bunch of sissies to just take over and run things. I'm glad my boys have moved away to bigger and better things. They would be thoroughly disgusted by men staring at other nearly naked men like starving animals. It just is not fitting and it's unforgiveable. "

"And you better just shut the fuck up and get back in the kitchen and get ready to have dinner on the fuckin' table when warden Biden finishes his shower or I'll wipe every goddamn thing off that table and lay your ass up on it and beat it till it's black and blue" Randy said.

"Well, I guess we don't need to rush" Mrs. Bedford said as she headed back to the kitchen. "I bet those two faggots will suck each other of three or four times so just slow down, Flea, we aren't in any hurry."

"Now, now, Tara, let's try to be nice" Aunt Flea said. "We don't want Randy getting upset and cursing at us. And you need to watch your language too, dear."

Upstairs, Arnold directed the warden to the master bedroom with its very nice, recently renovated bathroom.

"I think Howard Vague is actually living in this room now but he's a very nice man and I'm sure he wouldn't have a problem with you using his shower" Arnold said, still unable to take his eyes off the handsome man's body.

"Don't you mean that he won't mind us using the shower?" the warden asked. "Of course if you're uncomfortable sharing a shower with me, I'll understand."

"Oh no, that's not it at all, sir" Arnold said, having trouble speaking in the presence of this man.

"So you don't have trouble with the idea of sharing a shower with a black man?" the warden asked.

"Oh not at all, sir" Arnold said. "I served in the U.S. Navy on a ship and plenty of the sailors were black. It was the first branch of the service to integrate to any appreciable degree. I showered with any number of them. But it has been a while and I got married and all that so...it has been a while since..."

"Since you were naked with a black man, Arnold?" the warden asked, hugging the nervous young lawyer. "There's nothing to be afraid of. I won't bite unless you want me to."

With that, he took the handsome barrister in his arms and gave him a deep, wet kiss to which Arnold responded immediately.

Eamon began undressing Arnold without breaking the kiss and had his shirt and undershirt off in no time. He then unbuckled Arnold's belt and opened his pants, the trousers sliding down the lawyer's legs, covered in their light colored hair. Arnold stepped out of the pants as the two continued kissing passionately.

"I know we don't have a lot of time since they're holding lunch for us, Arnold" the warden said. "I'd love to take my time and put my tongue in your ass and get you wet and give you my big black cock in that beautiful hole but I think it would be rude of us to take that much time. You tell me what you want to do."

"I'd love to feel your cock inside me, sir, but I think you're right that it would be rude to take too long" Arnold said. "But I'd love to taste your cock if that would be all right."

"That would be nice, son" the warden said. "Now why don't you take those socks off and then you can take these boxer shorts off of me."

"Yes, sir," Arnold said. "I'd really like that" the man answered as he reached down and took off his socks, leaving him in only in his white jockey briefs with a noticeable tent in the front.

"Looks like you've got a damn nice package yourself, Arnold" the warden said, reaching out and fondling the bulge in Arnold's briefs. Arnold gasped as that happened.

"Thank you, sir" Arnold said breathily.

"You like calling me sir, don't you?" the warden asked. "Okay if I call you `boy'?"

"Yes, sir, I really like that" Arnold said.

"I thought you'd like that, son" the warden said. "Sometimes men like us can just read each other right off the bat."

Arnold felt as if things were in slow motion, so turned on was he by the handsome, strong black man.

"You're remembering something, Arnold" Eamon said. "I think you've had a black man give you his dick before. Am I right about that?"

"Yes, sir," the man answered in a very soft voice. "It was my superior officer in the navy. It's been a while but I remember it like it was yesterday."

"You like him and his cock, didn't you boy?" Eamon asked.

"Yes, sir, I was kind of addicted to his meaty cock and I loved having it in my mouth and in my hole" Arnold said. "I miss it even after all these years. I've tried to put it out of my mind but I just can't help thinking about it."

"You really want some of this black dick don't you, boy?"

"Yes, sir" Arnold said. "Very much, sir."

"Then have at it, boy" Eamon said. "Get these boxers off of me and then take those briefs off. I want us both naked and in that shower and you on your knees with your mouth full of this big black cock. Do you understand?"

"Yes, sir" Arnold answered, quickly removing his own briefs and then hooking his thumbs under the waistband of the warden's white boxer shorts and pulling them down, revealing his meaty, uncut cock which was barely hardening and nestled in what looked to be a thick bush of soft, jet black hair. Arnold gasped at the beautiful dark cock with the foreskin almost completely covering the cockhead.

"Let's get in the shower, boy but I don't want you on your knees just yet" Eamon said. "I know we need to hurry but it would be a sin if I didn't get a good taste of those big brown nipples of yours. They're really extraordinary and I have to have a taste."

"I'd like that, sir" Arnold said. "There was a time I could come with the man you mentioned earlier just sucking on my nipples."

"I can see why he'd want to eat those, boy" Eamon said. "You got the best set of nips I've seen on a man in a good long time. You really like having them sucked on?"

"Oh yes, sir, and it's been a while since anybody took the time to do that" Arnold said.

Eamon took each of the handsome man's large nipples between the thumb and index fingers of his hands and began to lightly pinch them. Arnold groaned and his nips became rock hard. The man had an even sprinkling of very light brown hair across his chest which was slightly darker around his nipples. Eamon pinched the now hardened flesh and Arnold groaned, louder than before.

"Did that hurt, boy?" the warden asked in his low, sexy voice.

"Yes, sir, but I liked it" Arnold said. "I don't mind a little pain. I mean I really like it sir. I don't mind if you bite them, sir. I won't scream or anything."

The warden leaned in and sucked the man's right nipple into his mouth. He became aware of how nice the man smelled and tasted in his hungry mouth as he started to nibble on the hard flesh, biting lightly as Arnold moaned even more.

"I'm so goddamned hard, sir, don't be afraid you're going to hurt me" Arnold said. "I'll let you know if you get too rough."

Are you sure, boy?" Eamon asked"

"Yes, sir, I'm positive" the man answered in a soft whisper, speaking as if he might be hypnotized.

The warden continued to suck and chew on the man's hard nipples until he suddenly took his mouth away and plunged his tongue into Arnold's mouth. Arnold thought the warden's tongue must be extraordinarily large as it filled his mouth and seemed to reach halfway down his throat. He felt the warden's hand gently combing through his thick pubes and tenderly holding and kneading his nut sack.

"We better get in that shower before they come looking for us" Eamon said in his soft, low voice.

"Yes, sir" Arnold said, letting the warden guide him into the stall under the hot water. Once they were in the shower, the warden, who was easily three inches taller than Arnold again began to kiss him again. Rubbing his body against the black man's muscled body Arnold could feel that the warden's cock was hardening and he ground his crotch against that of the taller, darker man.

"I'd sure love for you to fuck me" Arnold said.

"I'd really love to tap that pretty ass of yours too but I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to stop after just one round" the sexy warden said. "I'm ready for you to suck on this dick now, boy."

"And I'm ready to suck it, sir" Arnold said as he knelt before the muscled man, admiring his thick, now hard cock with the foreskin covering only about three quarters of the thick cockhead. Arnold licked his lips and then began to tease the big cockhead with his tongue.

"That's it boy" Eamon said. "Lick that cockhead. Taste that juice that's leaking out of my dick. That juice is just for you, boy. You're the one that got me started leaking so it's all for you. Eat that stuff, boy. Get that cockmeat nice and wet before I fuck that pretty mouth of yours with it. I know that's what you want."

Arnold could only grunt, his mouth now stuffed with the thick, uncut cock of the warden. The warden plunged his meaty cock all the way into Arnold's mouth which caused him to gag.

"Sorry, kid" I got too excited" the warden said.

"Don't change a thing" Arnold said. "Gag me with that meat, sir. I want you to hard fuck my throat."

"You want to mouth fucked, don't you boy?" the warden asked. "You like it a little bit rough just like it was when you were in the navy?"

Arnold couldn't speak but he looked the warden directly in the eye and nodded to let him know what he wanted. The warden began to slowly pump his hard cock in and out of the boy's mouth, starting slowly to give the handsome man a chance to adjust. He felt Arnold's hands running up and down his muscled thighs and kneading his tender sack holding his nuts. Then Arnold began to inch his fingers closer to the warden's hairy hole.

"You're testing me, aren't you, boy?" the warden asked with a soft chuckle. "You want to know if I want you to tease that asshole of mine. You don't need to talk. Just keep working on that big tasty cock. But the answer to your question is `yes'. I like to have my man hole teased when a handsome fellow like you is sucking my cock so expertly."

The warden widened his stance a bit to give the younger man better access to his hole. Arnold was now using his hands to knead the meaty globes that were the warden's round ass, inching his index fingers closer and closer to the warden's hole. Arnold didn't know how the warden would actually react as the black man Arnold had a relationship on the ship didn't once even allow the younger sailor to touch his hole. The man had loved fucking young sailors' asses but his own hole was strictly off limits. Still, the warden had indicated he might enjoy it so Arnold put one of his fingers right up against the warden's hole. When he heard the warden whimper, he knew it was all right. When the warden reached down and took one of Arnold's hands, lathering it up with soap, Arnold knew exactly what the man wanted. Arnold eased a lathered finger up against the hole and warden again parted his legs, inviting the man to ease a finger into his hole. The finger went in easily and Arnold immediately felt the warden's fucknut which seemed larger than any Arnold had ever encountered. He began to gently massage the gland as the warden continued to plunge his big cock into his mouth with even deep strokes.

"Oh fuck, boy, it won't take me long at this rate" the warden growled. "Yeah, just like that. Keep doing it just like you're doing it. That feels so motherfucking good. Boy I'd feed you this motherfucking black cock every day if you'd agree to go after my fucknut while you're doing it. Oh fuck yeah, that is so good. I'm about to fucking..."

The warden's voice trailed off as he started pounding his cock into the Arnold's mouth, then grabbed his head and held him impaled, the thick cock deep in his throat. Arnold had swallowed every drop of the warden's thick, sweet, creamy load and loved every second of doing it.

"Don't move, boy" the warden said quietly as he held Arnold's head perfectly still on his cock.

"I get really sensitive after I come and the least bit of movement becomes painful. Just hold that cock in your sweet mouth but don't move your lips or tongue or anything. Just hold it there in your mouth, you sweet, perfect, handsome fucking boy."

Arnold did exactly as he was told, remembering that the black man he had the long term relationship was the very same way. Arnold knew that some men become extremely sensitive after ejaculating so Arnold held completely still. As he savored the taste of the warden's thick load, he recalled something else he had done with the black senior officer. He had not thought about in a while but he wondered if maybe...

Within a coupe of minutes, the warden released his death grip on Arnold's head and indicated he could remove the cock from his mouth. But Arnold shook his head indicating he didn't want to. Arnold's finger was still in the man's hole with the gland gradually returning to normal. Arnold left the finger there and began sucking on the cock in his mouth. He pulled back so that just the cock head and a couple of inches of cock were still in his mouth and he formed a vacuum with his mouth and began sucking on the cock. It took Eamon a minute but he figured out.

"Do you want what I think you want, son?" the warden asked in his deep, soft voice.

Arnold locked eyes with the warden and nodded his head as he continued to gently suck on t he cock. Something wordlessly passed between the two men at that moment.

"Are you sure you want that?" the warden asked. "It's been a really long time since anybody wanted that. Are you sure?"

Arnold again nodded. The two men's eyes still locked.

"You want me to feed you this pissload, don't you" the warden asked with a smile.

"Arnold's eyes smiled back at the warden as he nodded his head and continued his sucking.

"You may get more than you asked for but in the shower I guess it won't matter" the warden sai8d. "I always have a big piss load after I ejaculate so you may not be able to take it all. Just come off it if you need to and I can finish in the shower."

Arnold winked at the warden and waited. The warden closed his eyes and tried to relax enough to urinate as he ran his hands through Arnold's soft, fine hair. Arnold was patient, continuing to suck on the now tumescent cock and his finger perfectly still on the man's prostate gland.

"Here it comes" the warden said. "Get ready. Are you sure?"

Arnold again nodded once as the warden's warm stream began to fill his mouth. Arnold started to swallow as the very warm liquid filled his mouth and the boy continued to swallow as quickly as possible so as not to spill a single drop. He had become quite accomplished at it when he had been the officer's boy. It was something he and his officer had shared and Arnold had never told another soul about it. The warm liquid seemed to go on forever and Arnold swallowed it all. When it stopped, the warden rubbed the boy's head. Arnold gently removed his finger from t he warden's ass and Eamon helped the young man to a standing position. He then kissed him deeply and began to fondle Arnold's still hard cock.

"You don't have to..."

"Hush, boy" the warden whispered. "After what you just did there's no way I'd leave you high and dry."

"Thank you, sir" Arnold said. "If you'll just chew on my nipples I think I can..."

"Relax, boy, I've got you covered" the warden said as he began to suck and lightly bite both of Arnold's rock hard nipples and reached down to encircle the hard cock with one of his hands.

The minute the warden touched Arnold's cock, it began to spew his thick white cream all over the shower and on both of the men. The warden continued gently stroking, avoiding the sensitive cockhead, until he had milked the man dry. The warden then kissed him deeply.

"Was that what you wanted, kid?" the warden asked, looking deep into Arnold's eyes. "I was afraid I was misreading your cues. I hope you don't think I'm a nasty fucking creep."

Arnold smiled coyly at the man.

"It was exactly what I wanted" he said with a smile. "I haven't had it since the last day I was on the ship. My commanding officer insisted that we finish that way every time we were together. I came to enjoy and even to expect it. And I haven't had it in so long. I didn't even realize how much I had missed it until now."

"It was nasty as hell and I loved it" the warden said with a smile, again kissing the boy on the mouth. "You've certainly got experience on me in that regard even if you do look fresh out of school and as if you've never touched another man's cock. That was fucking phenomenal. I kept thinking my knees were going to buckle as you just kept drinking it. It was amazing. Just fucking amazing."

"For me too, Eamon" Arnold said. "I'd really like to do it again."

"You can count on that" the warden said as Arnold began to lather his back and legs, removing the grease and grime from the van repairs. "I've never felt so completely and absolutely satisfied after having a sexual encounter. It was like you took everything I had to give."

"That's what my commander used to tell me" Arnold said.

"But isn't it dangerous?"

"Not at all" Arnold said. "Actually it's quite a safe activity. Urine is a sterile fluid unless some kind of infection is present. And yours tasted delicious Have you eaten honey recently."

"Why yes" the warden said, looking puzzled. "I had honey on my biscuit at breakfast this morning as I do whenever it's available."

"I thought so" Arnold said. "I got the taste of honey as I was guzzling your stream."

"And I'm glad you enjoyed it" the warden said. "I'll certainly make it a practice any time I think there's a chance I might see you. I'd like seeing you to be as often as possible."

"We've been up here much longer than we should have" Arnold said. "I'm sure they all know we were doing more than showering."

"I'm sure they do and I don't really even give a fuck" the warden said. "I could skip lunch every day if I had your sweet mouth available as a substitute. And I really do want some of that beautiful ass. Are you still interested in getting fucked by a thick black cock, kid?"

"More interested than ever, warden" Arnold said with a smile. " As a matter of fact, I was wondering if there might be a chance you could take some time this weekend. I know you're a very busy man but..."

"I was rearranging the things I had planned while you were were working on my cock to figure out how I could spend time in town this weekend" the warden said. "I'm sure the Bentley brothers can find me a room at the Gayberry Hotel."

"That won't be necessary, warden" Arnold said. "Sarge, Deputy David and I are taking all of our younger boys out to the ranch Dr. Foster owns for the whole weekend. Randy and William are taking two of the older boys to the city for a college visit so we plan to kick back, ride horses, use the pool and the hot tubs, toast marshmallows and participate in various other activities. There are tons of rooms at the ranch and I know Dale Mason would love to have you join us. He has spoken very highly of you."

"Ah yes, Dale is a great fellow" the warden said."Are you sure your son won't resent someone taking up his time with his dad?"

"My son, Arnold Jr. will love you" Arnold said. "We used to call him Arnie but it got confusing with the sheriff's former deputy having the same name. So we mostly refer to my son as Arnold Junior or just Junior. He loves to meet new people and he responds very positively to masculine men like yourself. I think there's enough of me in the boy to know when a man is to be respected and served. I certainly hope that is the case."

"I didn't bring many clothes with me" the warden said. "Have things changed at the ranch or will that still not be a problem?"

"I assure you that is not a problem" Arnold said. "I ran into Dale last week and he told me he had to come into town. He said it was the first time he'd put on pants in six days. You will be fine and our boys are right at the age where some boys get shy about having new pubes. We try to keep that from happening and I think for the most part we've got them pretty comfortable being naked around others. I've noticed that my son really loves spending time being close to the sheriff lately. I think he's noticed how big his cock is and he's starting to wonder about how it would feel to have one like that inside him. He may be staring at you and hanging all over you."

"That's all right" Eamon said. "One of the few regrets I have is not having children" the warden said. "They are so wonderful and I assure you that your son is welcome to look or touch or whatever he wants as long as you are comfortable with that. I love children and I would never hurt one."

"William has told us how gentle you were with Billy Paul" Arnold said. "I feel just a tiny twinge of jealousy that the sweet boy got that cock of yours inside him before I did."

"There's plenty for any who want it" Eamon said. "Now we better get back downstairs. Oh shit! I didn't get my bags. All I have is my white boxers."

"How about if we both go downstairs in nothing but our underwear" Arnold said. "It will drive that Bedford bitch insane and we know it won't bother Eliza. She was wanting a look at that black monster of yours earlier."

"What the fuck!" the warden exclaimed. "If Randy is bothered by it, I think I know him well enough that he will just gently guide us to get more appropriately dressed. Let's go!"

The men went down the stairs in their underwear to find William and Randy relaxing and enjoying a glass of iced tea and sitting in the living room. When the warden explained why they were in their underwear and nothing else, Randy made a suggestion.

"Well, Eliza went up to take a little nap since the bitches have our meal ready" the sheriff said. "It's got real warm in here so why don't me and William just take our clothes off too and we'll all just have lunch in our underwear. I still own this fuckin' place so we can do whatever the fuck we want to do!"

Knowing it would freak out Aunt Flea and Mrs. Bedford, the two men removed everything except their boxer shorts and returned to their seats.

"Aunt Flea" Randy yelled into the kitchen, "the warden and Arnold would like some iced tea. Get it out here and make it fuckin' snappy."

In under a minute, Aunt Flea was coming out of the kitchen with a tray balancing two large glasses of iced tea for the warden and Arnold. When she saw all of the men sitting in nothing but their underwear, she gulped but said nothing, not wishing to further anger her nephew. She had begun to realize that she had lost control over Randy and his temper was fierce. She didn't feel her ass could take any more of the beating and she knew just how volatile the sheriff's temper could be. Even though she was trying hard, she couldn't resist looking at the almost nude male bodies sitting in what used to be her own parlor. All of the men were good looking men. She realized she hadn't really seen Randy without at least a tee shirt since he was fifteen or sixteen years old and she had no idea he had grown into such a muscular man whose chest was covered in thick brown fur. All the other men looked incredibly sexy to the woman who began to imagine them without their underwear. She was almost certain none of them would have had their foreskins cut and licked her lips at the thought of what the warden must have in his underwear. She had never had the opportunity to see a black cock but she had certainly fantasized over enough of them from Grover, who used to do yard work for her friend Tara, to the Bentley brothers and even their cute son. She had certainly heard the tales all of her life of the monstrously hung black men who loved nothing more than raping white women, often splitting their bodies open with their gigantic hard cocks. Her puss began to twitch as she imagined all four of the men in that living room without their underwear.

"Aunt Flea, I've done asked you twice if our lunch is ready?" Randy shouted, stirring her from her fantasy. "I ain't askin again. You and your little bitch friend need to get our dinner on the table. We ain't got all motherfuckin' day. We got other shit to do and places to go. Now make it snappy!"

The woman was too involved in her nasty fantasies to get after her nephew about his language as she rushed back into the kitchen to make sure everything was ready to go to the table.

"Randy's fuming because we don't have lunch on the table, Tara!" Aunt Flea said fretfully as she came back into the warm kitchen. "Tara, there's something I need to tell you..."

"Flea, you don't need to be telling me anything" the woman interrupted. "I don't want anymore humiliation either. We need to just get the food on the table then come back in here, eat our own lunch and pray that every one of those fuckers chokes on his corn bread."

"But, Tara, you really need to be prepared for..."

"What in the fuck is goin' on in here, bitches?" Randy yelled from the other side of the door. "Get that motherfuckin' food on the motherfuckin' table and do it right this fuckin' second."

Aunt Flea gave up on trying to warn her friend about having four almost naked men in the dining room. She grabbed the platter of fried chicken and Tara took the pitcher of tea in one hand and a plate of corn bread in the other. As they went through the door into the dining room, all four men were standing beside the table, deciding who would sit where. All were still wearing nothing but their underwear. Tara Edwards took a deep breath as she dropped the pitcher of water and the plate of corn bread fresh from the oven. The plate and the pitcher shattered as she backed up, headed back into the kitchen.

"Where are you goin', bitch?" Randy asked angrily. "You done broke one of our finest pitchers and a piece of our china. Get down on your fuckin' hands and knees and get that shit cleaned up. And then get another skillet of corn bread in the fuckin' oven."

"The corn bread is not a problem, Randy" Aunt Flea said. I made two, planning to have a cold one to eat with buttermilk later. I'll get the cornbread, mashed potatoes and green beans and I'll be right back."

Tara Bedford still looked as she had seen a ghost.

"What the fuck's the matter with you, bitch?" the sheriff asked the shocked woman. "You're always braggin' about how you took care of a husband and three sons better than anybody else in these parts. Surely you seen them runnin' around in their underwear at some point. Of course if your husband really never lived in the house with you or shared a bedroom with you, it's entirely possible you never saw a man in underwear. And I'm sure you taught your sons to keep their bodies covered up and hid from each other the same way my cunt of an aunt tried to do with my boy and the way she did with me. You are both some sick fuckin' bitches. Now, gentlemen, take your seats and let's lay into some of this delicious food that's been prepared."

Aunt Flea had the other dishes on the table now and the men began passing food and filling their plates. Aunt Flea managed to clean up the broken glass and herd her friend back into the kitchen. Mrs. Bedford was still speechless, but as she began to regain composure, appeared to grow angry.

"I'm gonna give that nephew of yours a piece of my fuckin' mind, Flea!" Tara Bedford said angrily.

"No, Tara, you just can't do that" Flea said. "You have to at least let him calm down. Time was I could pretend to shed a few tears and calm him down but not no more. I heard William telling Randy that I never had really cried and I was just faking it to get my way. He never figured it out on his own but he never was really the sharpest pencil in the box. But I can't stand any more beatings on my behind. I can barely sit now and any more will be just unbearable. And I just can't take any more of the humiliation being forced to stay practically naked in front of all those handsome men."

"I'm just fed up with this and it has to stop!" Tara said. "This has gone too far and it's time for some sensible people to do something. That mayor is such a stupid idiot, but he may be our best chance to get your nephew out of power and his badge taken from him. We'll write him a note asking him to come and visit us. Surely we can find a way to get it to him since he lives right across the street. We'll just have to find a way. But for now you are right. I have to try to calm down and get this lunch over with and those deplorable, nasty men out of this house as quickly as possible. The very thought of having to serve a nearly naked nigger is almost more than I can bear."

Aunt Flea went to the door between the rooms.

"Randy, you know we've never allowed shouting in this house, particularly during a meal time" Flea chided. "Think what a horrible example you are setting for your son."

"Shut the fuck up, you old gray bitch!" Randy shouted. "Dopie ain't here no more is he? And you'll never lay eyes on the boy again if I have my way. He was sayin' just the other night how happy he is livin' in a house full of men without you mean, naggin' bitches! And I totally agree with my son. All you cunts are good for is puttin' food on the table and to be honest, I'd be willin' to eat diner food if it meant I never had to lay eyes on you slutty whores again or hear your bitchin, moanin, and cryin'! Now we need more mashed potatoes in here" Randy shouted."I shouldn't be havin' to shout if you bitches would just do your fuckin' jobs."

Aunt Flea headed into the dining room with a bowl of mashed potatoes while Tara followed with a pitcher of tea to pour more for the guests. When they walked in, both women were absolutely stunned into speechlessness to see all four men standing beside their chairs totally and absolutely as naked as the day they were born."

"We realized we have been very rude in not standing when you ladies entered the room" William said. "We d heartily apologize for our error and will strive not to let it happen again.

"Tara Bedford hit the floor in complete shock while Aunt Flea began to check out the equipment of the men, her own nephew and the warden in particular.