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The sheriff had just enjoyed, along with his new friend, William, watching his humiliated deputy suck off a young boy and have his ass eaten by a teen. He had watched his friend suck off his own son, giving him a dry climax. Randy was enjoying all this more than he'd ever even dreamed of enjoying anything.

The sheriff told the kids to get dressed and run on outside and play. He ordered his naked deputy to help young Jimmy clean the piss off the floor of the jail, where Jimmy had earlier had an accident. Arney asked if he could put his clothes back on but a look from the sheriff told him not to ask that question again.

Once Dopie and Jeffy had left, the sheriff turned to Will to discuss how to handle the mayor. Randy knew he had the man in his pocket now as he had taken control of young Jimmy who had attempted to fuck the mayor's virgin fifteen year-old daughter. He also knew the girl was hot for some dick and had arranged to obtain birth control pills for the girl so that she wouldn't embarrass her father and possibly ruin his political career.

Randy had contemplated giving the pills directly to the girl and using the fact she was on the pill to coerce her into doing things she might not want to do. Sheriff Randy knew the girl had a bad crush on young Jimmy, but he didn't know young Jenny well enough to know if she would hang on to her crush or move on to another boy. He decided the best course of action might be to approach the mayor. He called his office and was told the mayor could see him immediately.

The men made their way across the street to the mayor's office, where they were greeted warmly. The sheriff advised the mayor that he had taken on William as a consultant to help him run his office more efficiently. He confided that the man was very trustworthy and had become a friend as well.

"I felt it appropriate4 to share with Will what had happened at your home last evening so that he could give me guidance on the treatment of young Jimmy. He concurs completely with the course of action we took and is only interested in helping you protect your position in this town and your political career.

"Being a public servant is never an easy job" the mayor said. "But it is a job I was called to do so I feel I have no choice. I appreciate your confidentiality as the actions of my daughters reflect on me. "

"William has a very good friend who is a pediatrician in Raleigh" the sheriff advised. "We took our boys to see him this morning. I discussed with him the problem that arose yesterday. He fears that your daughter, though she is a virgin now, might be at risk to practice promiscuity."

"Why is that, sheriff?" the mayor asked.

"Well, Dr. Puckett told us that recent research has revealed there are two types of women. He refers to them as Spreaders and Closers"

The mayor interest was clearly there. He was paying close attention, hanging on Randy's every word.

"Closers are the types of girls or women you want to have in your family" the sheriff explained. "It has been clearly proven that with the closers, when their privates are touched, the squeeze their legs together. Openers are just the opposite. When their genitals are touched they spread their legs, inviting more attention. You and I both know where that kind of attention can lead. It leads to ruination for a politician."

"So what you are saying, sheriff, is that if a man or boy manages to touch my daughter's pussy, she will open her legs and let him fuck her" the mayor said. "Do I understand correctly?"

"Of course, Mr. Mayor" the sheriff said. "Just as I knew a man of your intelligence would grasp the e situation."

"What make you think that my Jenny is a spreader?" the mayor asked.

"Well, Mr. Mayor," the sheriff said, "yesterday when we were punishing the two teens for playing around dangerously in the boy's car, my finger inadvertently touched your daughter's pussy. It was most certainly not intentional, but the second my fingertip touched her, her legs spread open. It couldn't have been more apparent. Your daughter is clearly a spreader. You have some very tough choices to make."

"I would like to send her to that girls' school in Chattanooga but my wife won't hear of it" the mayor said. "Every time it is discussed, Jenny pitches fits and cries and threatens to run away. We certainly can't have that."

Everyone was silent for a couple of minutes.

"Oh what a tangled web we weave" the mayor said, as he put his head in his hands. "I have totally and completely fucked up. I'll be ruined. There's no solution. I should hang myself and do my family and my town a favor."

"Mr. Mayor, what in the world are you talking about?" Randy asked.

"I fucked up, sheriff" he said. "Spanking those two naked teens had my tractor cranked. My dick was as hard as it's been in years. You recall I sent Jenny upstairs to her bedroom. When I went upstairs I heard sounds coming from her room. I know I shouldn't have, but I peeked in her room. If I'd just gone on into my room or the bathroom and beat my meat, this would never have happened. But, no, I heard those sounds and looked in to find my gorgeous fifteen year-old daughter naked, lying on her bed with her legs spread and fingering herself. She was moaning and so enjoying herself she didn't hear me until I was right beside her bed."

"Then what happened?" the sheriff asked.

"Jenny looked up at me and smiled" he said. "I've never seen that smile on her face. She was different. It was like she was possessed. She licked her lips and then made a circle with her lips. She had two of her fingers in her wet little cunt. I could smell her fresh, sweet scent and I laid down on the bed beside her. She took my hand and guided it to her sweet little puss. I knew better but I couldn't help myself. She started rubbing the bulge in my pants. She felt my hardon. I should have slapped her hand away but I couldn't. Shortly after she touched my hard cock through my pants, I shot my load."

"Oh my God" the sheriff said. "You poor man."

"I didn't know what to do but she kept fingering herself until she started moaning and humping. I think she had a climax although it was nothing I'd ever seen before from a woman. She pulled me on top of her and started kissing me. I think I'd have fucked her but we heard her mother and her sisters coming in downstairs, so I went and jumped in my shower and she got dressed. We were sitting on the porch later, after her mother went to bed and she told me she really wants me to fuck her. She wants it tonight. I don't know what to do."

"Do you want to fuck her?" William asked.

"Of course I do!" the mayor said. "But I don't want my career ruined. If word got out or if she were to get pregnant, I couldn't even live in this town, much less lead it as mayor. I don't know what to do.

"Will, you should understand something" the sheriff said. "Since we are being totally honest with one another, I'm sure the mayor won't mind my telling you his wife is a frigid woman. They haven't had any sex since their youngest daughter was born. His situation is very much like your own. His wife never allowed him to go down on her and, in fact, ran home to her parents when he tried to do so. He has totally depended on Homer and on masturbation for relief, given his position in this town. He can't take changes by fucking women who could then accuse him of adultery."

"I totally understand" William said. "And please know I sympathize with you. I had to rape my own wife to get my younger son. I have no regrets cause she has a shitload of money, but it hasn't always been easy."

"With regard to keeping Jenny from getting pregnant I have the perfect solution, Mr. Mayor," Randy said.

The sheriff told him about the birth control pills he had been given earlier in the day by the pediatrician. He explained that taking a single pill each day was almost 100% effective in preventing pregnancy.

"Oh, sheriff!" the mayor said, "you are a godsend. This is an answer to prayers. I can fuck her all I want and she won't get pregnant?"

"Yes, sir," Randy beamed. "And I have a two month supply of the pills now and can get a prescription for all you need. The doctor did ask that I stand in for him and conduct a brief physical on the girl. William has agreed to assist me and you are welcome to be there."

"How could I refuse such an offer?" he asked. "Sheriff, you have saved my life. When can we set this up?"

"Any time you like" the sheriff answered. "We can do it at the court house if you like."

"That is great" the mayor said. "By the way, you still have that Jimmy in custody?"

"Of course I do" the sheriff said. "I plan to make his life miserable for a while. He deserves it for trying to take your beautiful young daughter's cherry. He's in a cell wearing only Jenny's panties. I made him eat my deputy's butthole and he is not a happy camper right now."

"Speaking of camping, "William said, "Randy and I are starting a group of scouts for our boys and the boys in the community. Would you consider helping us out?"

"I can't think of anything I'd like better" the mayor said. "I think the three of us are going to become fast friends! I hope both of you know I am not a selfish man. Once we get my daughter on this pill, I will welcome you two to partake of her charms. That little blonde pussy she has is quite beautiful and I can hardly wait to get into it."

"Thank you, Mr. Mayor," William said. "I very much appreciate that. I have quite a handsome son who loves to feel a dick in his boyhole. He is a cutie with one of the finest little butts in these parts. Randy watched him get fucked by the doctor this morning, so I think he will agree. "

Not wanting to be outdone, Randy bragged that his boy had sucked his first cock this morning and the cock of his friend, Will. He explained that the kid is nowhere as experienced as Homer, but said the boy is a fast learner and he hoped the mayor would use the boy in the near future.

"Is there any chance that horny little fucker you arrested for trying to rape my precious daughter might get to see this examination later, sheriff" the mayor asked. "It might be interesting to make him watch his little girlfriend being touched in her most private places."

"Why of course, mayor," the sheriff said. "I'll see to that."

As Randy and Will walked back to the courthouse, they agreed how great it is to have friends who share common interests.

"I was surprised how hot it was watching you suck Dopie's little cock" the sheriff said. "I never thought I'd see something like that. It was hot as hell watching our boys making out in the back seat of the Buick too. I just can't believe I'm discovering all these things get me cranked."

"Life is good, my friend," William said as he put his arm around his friend. "I think we ought to push that fucking kid Jimmy to the brink this evening. You know he'll go wild when we bring Jenny in and she sees him in that cell. Then when he sees a couple of men touching his beloved, he'll go apeshit."

"Yeah," the sheriff said. "I just hope she don't throw a wrench in things. You know how unpredictable girls and women can be."

"I can handle that" William said. "I need to make a quick trip home to check on Billy Paul. My cunt of a wife is probably passed out. I need to make sure he has a snack and that he got home safely. I'll lift a couple of Valium and some wine from the stash my wife keeps. We can relax her enough that she won't remember a thing."

Both men laughed at that idea.

When Sheriff Randy got back to the court house, Arney and Jimmy had cleaned up the mess from earlier. The deputy had put his pants and his shirt back on. When the sheriff saw that, he went ballistic.

"Did I fucking tell you that you could get dressed?" he shouted. "I never gave you permission to do that did I?"

"No, sheriff," he said. "I just figured I better be dressed in case somebody came in here. It's bad enough to have a naked or nearly naked prisoner. It just wouldn't be fittin' to have a naked deputy."

Randy went over and grabbed the deputy by his shirt, lifting him off the floor.

"I say what's fittin' and what ain't!" he said. "I make the decisions around here – all the fucking decisions. You just do as I say. I think it's time for you to clear the fuck out of here."

Again, the deputy apologized profusely and begged the sheriff to let him stay. He immediately pulled off all his clothes.

"Please don't fire me" he begged. "I've got no other job to go to and no place to move if I lose my job. I swear I'll only do the things you tell me to."

"Bend over that desk" the sheriff ordered.

Arney did as instructed. The sheriff started swatting his bare bottom with his open hand – very hard swats with the full force of his big body. Tears were running down the deputy's cheeks as he bit his lip to keep from speaking or crying out. With each swat, his butt cheeks got redder and Randy wasn't letting up.

"Do you think you'll ever learn, deputy?" the sheriff asked.

"Yes, sir," the deputy said. "Please stop. You're really hurting me. I'll be better. That's a promise sir.

At that moment, Dopie and his little friend, Jeffy came in.

"Paw, we're kind of bored." The boy said. "We ain't got nothin' to do."

"Shouldn't you be training for the run this Saturday?" the sheriff asked his son.

"Oh yeah!" the boy said. "But Arney was supposed to help me train. Then he hurt his ankle."

"I think his ankle's healed up enough that he can work with you a while today" the sheriff said. "Come over here for a minute."

The boys walked over to the desk where the naked deputy remained bent over, his butt a flaming red.

"You boys are probably gonna be paws one day yourself" he said. "It ain't never too soon to start learnin' how to be a paw. You see, the deputy has misbehaved and he's getting a whipping. You think you boys could give him a few swats?"

Arney couldn't believe his ears. His sheriff, who had been his oldest friend and his cousin, was going to let his young son and his son's little friend spank him. He was utterly humiliated but he knew better than to say a word.

"Why's Arney getting a whuppin', paw?" Dopie asked.

"Because he don't half listen" Randy said. "He just goes off half-cocked and he don't follow instructions. Now you gotta open your hand wide and draw back as far as you can and then just let go, smacking that hiney."

Randy demonstrated one more swat, then asked Jeffy to try it.

"Spread them legs a little wider, deputy," the sheriff said. "These young'uns ain't as tall as I am."

The deputy spread his legs wider bringing his ass lower, making an easier target for the short boys.

Jeffy drew back and let go with a noisy slap. The deputy winced but said nothing.

"Can I do another one, sheriff?"

"Of course, Jeffy" he said. "Hit him as hard as you can."

Arney's legs were spread very widely now, his little ball sac totally exposed. His pink butthole was there for the world to see. The boy drew back his hand and let another swat go. Unfortunately his aim wasn't great and he swatted the deputy right on the ball sac. The deputy turned almost green with pain but he said nothing.

"Make sure you aim for his butt cheeks or his thighs" the sheriff instructed. "That one got him in the ball sac" the sheriff chuckled.

Dopie then stepped up to the plate and gave him a couple of nice, loud smacks. Of course, the swats from the boys didn't hurt nearly as much as those from the sheriff.

"Where's that bag of stuff you got at the drug store?" the sheriff asked.

"I put it in your upper drawer on the left" the deputy answered.

"Okay, boys, why don't y'all take a little break now?" the sheriff asked. "Maybe the deputy will take you out for a little training run."

Arney looked very happy to be getting out of what used to be the place he loved working and had now become his personal Hell hole.

"Can I please put some clothes on before I take the boys out for a run, sheriff," the deputy asked.

"Why of course you can, deputy," he said. "We can't have a lawman running around the streets of Gayberry naked, can we?"

Randy smiled sweetly as he reached into his back pocket and pulled out the tiny short shorts Billy Paul had worn earlier to the doctor's office in Raleigh.

"Put these on" the sheriff said, handing the shorts to Arney.

The deputy held up the obscenely short pair of shorts, looking at them with disbelief.

"I can't wear these" he said. "My cheeks will be hanging out. They'll barely cover my junk."

"You'll wear that or you'll wear nothing" the sheriff said with a smile.

The deputy put on the tiny shorts. They were denim cutoffs. Arney couldn't believe anyone would ever have gone out in public in the shorts.

"Just these shorts?" the deputy asked. "Nothing else?"

"That's right" the sheriff said, smiling. "The shorts or nothing."

Arney put on the tiny shorts. They weren't quite as tight on him as they had been on Billy Paul's bubble butt but it was humiliating for the deputy to be forced to wear such.

Left alone with Jimmy, Randy walked over to the cell w here he was suspended with his arms raised overhead.

"Your arms hurting, son?" the sheriff asked quietly.

"Yes, sir," he said. "They're killing me."

"It doesn't have to be this way, son" he said. "You've seen how I treat my son. You could get the same treatment. You can make this easy or you can make it hard. It's really up to you."

"Please take my arms down" he begged. "My shoulders hurt so bad."

"I'm gonna give you a chance, son" he said. "I'm gonna uncuff you and take that band off your nuts. If you behave, you'll be treated nice. If you don't, things get worse than ever. You understand that?"

"Yes, sir" he said. "I swear I'll be good. I won't give you a minute's trouble."

"I ain't a mean guy" the sheriff said. "I just expect people to act civilized. What you done yesterday wasn't civilized."

He uncuffed the boy. The kid tried to move his arms in circle, hoping the circulation would be restored. Then the sheriff took out his pocket knife and opened it, exposing the sharp blade. Jimmy tensed, afraid for his nuts.

"Relax, kid" he said. "If I decide to cut them nuts off I'll at least give you a little notice. It wouldn't be sportin' to surprise a guy with something like that. You know, Jimmy, if I ever feel I can trust you, life can be pretty easy. But you got to do your part."

"Honest, sheriff," he said. "I don't want to be treated like this. I'll be good. I just don't want nothing to do with all that fag stuff. It just ain't who I am."

"Jimmy," the sheriff said quietly, "you are who and what I say you are. That's it. You will obey orders I give you. Easy or hard. It's that simple. If you want to fight me on things, go ahead, but you and me both know I'll win every single fucking time. Every fucking time, Jimmy. Do you really think that little bitch you tried to rape really gives a shit about you?"

"Yes, sir, sheriff," the boy said. "Jenny really loves me. And I think I may love her too. She's the only girl I really wanted to...ummm, I mean, the only girl I wanted to go steady with."

"No, Jimbo," he said, "the truth almost came out. You didn't care about her. You just wanted to fuck her so you could have bragging rights to the mayor's daughter's cherry."

"That ain't it, sheriff" he said. "That ain't it at all. She loves me and I love her. You'll see. We'll make it through this and we'll eventually be together. She don't want nobody else. She'll be true to me, no matter how long it takes."

The boy was getting worked up as he tried to convince the sheriff of his undying love. The sheriff had him lie back on his cot. Even though the mattress wasn't much, it felt wonderful to the boy's aching muscles. Randy sat on the cot beside him. The boy still had a nice, fresh boy scent, even with what he had been through. The sheriff began to rub the boy's smooth chest. There were only a few hairs there, in spite of all the hair in his pits, his thick bush, and his hairy legs. The boy was really a pretty boy with nice features, full pink lips and deep blue eyes.

"You're prettier than most of the girls in this town, Jimmy," the sheriff said quietly as his hand went lower, rubbing the boy's fuzzy tummy.

"You got some pretty pink lips there, boy," he whispered.

"Sheriff, please," he said. "I ain't a fag."

"I ain't a fag either, boy" he said. "You think this town would have a fag for a sheriff? I think you know better than that."

"Yes, sir," he said.

Randy's eyes were focused on the boy's pretty full lips and his gleaming white teeth and he realized he wanted to put his tongue in the boy's mouth.

"Jimmy, I think I'm gonna kiss you" he said. "I ain't never kissed another man before but I'm going to do it."

"Please, sheriff," don't do that" he begged.

"Yeah, I think I will" he said. "Now you can relax and let me do it or you can fight" he said. "If you choose to fight that's okay but I'll just get some rope and some tape and tie you to that cot. You know I can and you should know I will. You can fight or you can relax and try to enjoy."

The sheriff pinched the boy's left nipple. He winced in pain.

"That hurt!" he said.

"Shut the fuck up boy," the sheriff said. "You better learn to take a little pain and to keep your fuckin' sweet mouth shut. If you don't start behavin' that pain was nothin' compared to what you have in store for you.'

The sheriff uncuffed one of the boy's hands, cuffing the other to the iron cot in the cell. He had him scoot all the way over so the sheriff could lie beside him on the narrow cot. Jimmy was experiencing unbelievable confusion. He wanted to please the sheriff so the man might treat him better, yet he wanted to scream out and hit the man for making him do things he didn't want to do. He didn't know whether to fight or try to appease him and his mind was spinning.

The sheriff started to rub his leg with his large, very warm hand. The contact felt good –or it would have felt good if it had been Jenny's hand instead of the big, hairy sheriff.

"Just close your eyes and pretend the hand you feel rubbin' you is that cute little mayor's daughter's hand. You'd like that a lot, wouldn't you?" he asked.

"Yes, sir," the boy answered. "She has really soft, nice hands."

"Then just close your eyes and pretend son," the sheriff whispered in his ear.

The sheriff began to nibble the boy's ear as he stroked his hairy leg from below the knee to his thigh, stopping just short of the panties he was wearing. Jimmy felt his cock rising and he tried to stop it but he was powerless.

"That feels good, doesn't it, boy?" the sheriff asked as he watched the boy's cock thicken and elongate in the tiny sheer panties. He moved his hand up and slid his fingers into the leg opening in the panties, tickling the boy's big, full nut sac. Jimmy gasped s the sheriff's fingers made contact.

"That feels real good, don't it, boy?" the sheriff asked as he breathed warm air on his ear.

"Yes, sir," he said. "But this ain't right."

"Don't worry about what's right, son," the sheriff said. "Just enjoy the feelin'. This feels a whole lot better than getting them balls smacked. You better be glad them balls is still there. I could take `em off with my knife in a heartbeat and there ain't a thing you could do about it, is there?"

"No, sir," the boy gasped as Randy took his hand from the leg hole of the panties and put his hand directly over the boy's thick cock.

"That's a nice cock you got, boy" the sheriff said. "Homer said it's near as big as mine and he says mine's the biggest one in town except for maybe your paw's. He ain't seen it but he's heard your paw's got a big one. You ever seen your paw's cock, boy?"

"I ain't except for when I sneaked to watch him fuckin' my momma. I couldn't see much, just mostly him bouncin' on top of her and both of `em moanin' and making noise."

"Your momma likes your paw's cock in her, son?" the sheriff asked.

"She sure sounded like it" the boy said, moaning as Randy began to pull the panties down, freeing the big, hard cock.

The sheriff began to move the boy's foreskin back and forth over the cockhead. Jimmy was moaning softly, loving the feeling. He had been edged earlier and never allowed to shoot his load. The boy was used to beating his meat every morning and every night at bedtime. He had not cum since his morning jack off session the day before and his nuts felt full. He was hopeful the sheriff was going to have mercy on him and let him release a load. Randy watched the boy's long foreskin move back and forth over the fat, shiny pink cockhead. He could see the drops of glistening pre-cum moistening things as he very slowly stroked the boy.

"Please go faster, sheriff" the boy asked. "Please, just a little bit faster."

"You need to shoot that load, don't you boy?" the sheriff asked. "Them balls is full of that thick, white cum, ain't they."

"Yes, sir," he answered. "I need it so bad."

"I know you do, boy," the sheriff said. "That big boy dick of yours is leakin' bad. I know you want to shoot that load."

"Faster, please, sheriff" he begged. "Just beat it a little faster.

The sheriff took a glob of the boy's precum and rubbed it into the swollen cockhead. The boy moaned with pleasure."

"I'm so close, the boy said.

Randy moved his hand from the boy's cock. Jimmy was so desperate to shoot, he took his own free hand and grabbed his cock. Angered, the sheriff slapped the hand away, bending it uncomfortably behind the boy's back. He used his other hand to give a hard swat to the boy's unprotected nut sac.

The boy screamed in pain.

"You tryin' to grab that dick and get off without my permission?" he asked angrily.

"I just need it bad, sir," he said. "I feel like my balls are gonna bust wide open if I don't get this load out."

"If them nuts are hurtin' you that bad, maybe I ought to just be done with it and cut them fuckers clean off" he chuckled. "You'll shoot that load when I say you can shoot that load, boy, and not a minute sooner" the sheriff barked as he pulled the panties over the still-rock-hard cock. Jimmy was crying and begging as the sheriff again cuffed the boy's hands behind him so that he couldn't possibly even touch his own dick.

"Shut up that fuckin' cryin', boy, or I'll give you something to fuckin' cry about" the sheriff said.

The sheriff stood in front of him, his crotch at the level of the sitting boy's face. He took his hand and took the boy by the back of his head, rubbing his face across the front of his pants. The boy tried to resist, but a quick slap took care of that. Randy rubbed the face of the lad across his tented crotch.

"I'm looking forward to feeling that hot mouth on my big old dick, boy" he said. "I'm thinkin' you're gonna be feelin' it in your butthole too soon enough."

The boy just cried softly as the sheriff went back to his desk. At that moment, Dopie, Jeffy, and Deputy Arney, walked in, the deputy still wearing only the obscenely short shorts Randy had made him wear earlier as he took the boys out to train for their run. The sheriff laughed out loud as he saw the deputy again in those shorts.

"Hey, paw," the boy said. "We done some good trainin'. Me and Jeffy wanted Arney to take us over to the school so we could run on the track. The football team was practicin' and they was all whistlin' at Arney."

"Them boys liked your new short shorts, deputy?" he asked sarcastically.

Arney didn't answer but attempted to look busy as he sat at his little desk.

Can Jeffy spend the night again, paw?" Dopie asked. "His paw said it would be okay with him if you was okay with it."

"Well, we don't usually do that on school nights but since I'm gonna be workin late, I guess it's all right."

"Gee, thanks, paw," the boy said. "It's kind of like havin' a brother to sleep with since I ain't got one."

"Y'all run along, boys," the sheriff said. "Just mind Aunt Flea and I'll be home in just a little bit for supper."

The boys left. There was uncomfortable silence in the court house. The deputy was still pissed at being humiliated when he was made to suck Dopie's little friend's cock and then at being forced to wear the obscene shorts in public. Jimmy was still sobbing softly in his cell. Randy was still feeling just generally pissed off at his deputy.

"Deputy, did you get in touch with that plumber about installin' a shower in that back room today?" he asked.

"No, sir, sheriff," he said. "You didn't say nothin' to me about it."

"I most certainly did" the sheriff barked. "You never listen for shit. I told you to get a plumber out here to install a shower in the back room here. We may have this prisoner for a while now and I want a goddamned shower installed. You better get on the phone and do it damned fast. I want this job done tomorrow. If there ain't a shower installed by sundown tomorrow I may get shed of your sorry ass."

"Yes, sir, sheriff," Arney said. "I'll get right on it."

The deputy got on the phone as Randy left to run home and grab a bite of dinner.

As he left the building, he barked another order at the deputy.

"When I come back, I want that prisoner washed again and smelling pretty" he said. "Take him out back and use the hose and plenty of soap. You better make sure he's clean or I'll have you eatin' out his butthole the way I made him do yours earlier."

Randy laughed at the frightened look on his deputy's face as he walked out the door.