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When You Least Expect It
By: B J
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Chapter 5
Tuesday and Wednesday was spent shopping with the ladies. I knew that when we had lunch with Michael that he and Judy would hit off. The two threw barbs back at one another all through lunch. Mom, Kathy and I laughed so much.
After lunch on Tuesday Kathy and Judy were even more excited about going out. I took them shopping at a couple of the outlet malls. We all had tons of bags filling up the trunk of the car.
Wednesday dawned and we went shopping again. This time we headed out to State line where we shopped at the outlet mall in Primm. The four of us also walked The Strip, going into Caesar's Palace, Planet Hollywood, The Venetian, and checking out The Fashion Show Mall.
"Colin, do you need some help with dinner?" Kathy asked walking into the kitchen.
"Dinner's almost done. It should be ready by the time Jeff gets home." I answered.
"You have spoiled us the past three days. I'm making dinner tomorrow night." She said. I smiled.
"You got it," I said.
"What did you make anyway?" Judy asked sitting at the breakfast bar with a glass of wine, Mom followed suit. The three women sat at the breakfast bar as I put the peach cobbler in the oven along with some rolls.
"I put all the ingredients for beef stew in the crock pot this morning. I made a salad with some mixed greens, Bartlett pear, raspberries, feta cheese, pecans, and a raspberry vinaigrette. There's also some rolls to go with the stew and peach cobbler and vanilla ice cream for dessert." I answered.
"Wow!" The three women said.
Jeff walked in as the four of us talked and laughed.
"Four of my most favorite people," Jeff said as he walked into the kitchen and kissed me.
"How was work babe?" I asked.
"It was good. We were busy all day." He answered. "Michael called me. He said he's got Friday off so I made reservations at P.F. Chang's and got us tickets to see Zumanity."
"Sounds great!" I said.
"Is that a good show?" Judy asked.
"You'll love it," Jeff and I said.
"Colin and I saw it on our fourth date." Jeff said.
We sat down to dinner and enjoyed each other's company.
"What'd you all do today?" Jeff asked before taking a bite of his beef stew.
"Colin took us out to State Line and we went shopping. Then we walked The Strip and did more shopping. We had lunch at Todai and then we came home." Mom answered.
After dinner Dad called. He and Mom talked for awhile.
"Okay sweetie, put him on." Mom said. She talked to DJ for awhile.
"I don't know baby, you have to ask your brother. What is he going to do with you when he's at work?" Mom said to him before handing me the phone.
"What's up little man?" I asked.
"Can I spend the summer with you CJ?" He asked.
"I don't have a problem with you coming up to spend the summer up here with me." I said. DJ squealed with glee. I laughed. "But, if you do I'm going to have to find a babysitter for you while I'm at work."
"Okay," He said. "How about Jeff?"
I laughed.
"Jeff has to work too little man." I answered.
"How about Michael?" DJ asked.
"He's working too kiddo." I said. "Don't worry, I'll find a good babysitter. We've still got a month before school is out."
"Okay big brother." DJ said. He and I talked for awhile before he asked to talk to Jeff. The two talked back and forth for a few minutes.
We spent Thursday away from the house. We drove a few hours down to Laughlin and spent some time in the casinos there. Mom and Kathy ended hitting a couple of royal flushes on quarter poker machines.
"Why don't we stay down here and have dinner and then head back?" Kathy said. We all agreed and had dinner at Harrah's Laughlin.
Since I drove us down there Jeff drove us back. We got back at eleven and decided that we were just going to hang out by the pool before going to dinner, the show, and then out to The Fruit Loop.
Michael came over after breakfast and spent the day with us. We all laid out by the pool and went swimming.
"Colin you're a bitch!" Michael said. I laughed.
"What did I do?" I said.
"You don't burn. You tan so easily." He answered.
"You can blame my parents for that." I laughed. Michael looked at my mom.
"Don't you even start Michael Norton," Mom said.
"I didn't say anything Mom," He whined. We all laughed. Michael had taken to calling my parents Mom and Dad which they didn't mind.
"Uh huh, who knows what would've came out of your mouth if I didn't say anything." She said. He laughed.
"This family is getting to know me too well." Michael said. "So, what clubs are we going to?"
"We should take them to see What A Drag," I suggested.
"Then we can go over to Piranha," Jeff said.
"And of course Gipsy," Michael said.
"Are any of your guys joining us?" I asked.
"Guys?" Kathy and Judy asked.
"You had to be an ass and bring them up didn't you?" Michael said as he glared at me. I batted my eyelashes at him and he laughed. "You make me sound like such a whore."
"I'm not the one dating four guys," I said.
Everyone laughed.
"Disown him Mom and then you can adopt me. I'll be a better son." Michael said. Mom laughed.
"And bring me four son-in-laws instead of one?" Mom asked. I about fell out my lounge chair as I laughed.
"Oh hell no! I wouldn't bring any of them home to meet you all." Michael said.
"Then why are you dating them?" Jeff asked.
"Probably because they're good in bed," Judy said at the same time Michael said, "Because they're good in bed."
We all laughed.
We went back to the condo to relax and rest before heading out for the evening.
At P.F. Chang's we all ordered different dishes so we could all share. I of course ordered an espresso martini as the women ordered pomegranate martinis. We ordered chicken lettuce wraps and crab wonton for appetizers.
Dinner was great. The women loved eating there and wanted to come back again the next time they came to visit. They loved Zumanity. We took pictures with the performers and had them sign our programs.
"Those guys in the cage were so hot! That was very homoerotic." Judy said.
"Guess we know what Judy will be doing when we get home tonight." Michael teased.
"Shut up crack whore." She laughed as she slapped him. "Ew!" Jeff and I said. Our moms laughed. Judy slapped the back of our heads as well.
We drove from the New York New York Hotel to The Fruit Loop on Paradise.
We parked at Harmon and Paradise and walked over to Freezone. It was just about ten when we walked in. We ordered our drinks and found a table to sit at up front.
Shawn M. came out and started the show. They all loved the show.
"I can't believe these are men," Kathy said astonished.
"They look better than I do." Judy laughed.
After a couple of the `girls' came out Shawn M. did a little intermission and talked with the crowd.
"How are you enjoying the show mama?" `She' asked.
"I'm loving it! This is my first drag show." Judy answered.
"That's fabulous. Who are you here with?" Shawn M. asked.
"My son, daughter, his boyfriend, boyfriend's mom, and their best friend." She answered.
Shawn M. looked at Michael and grinned. "So, why don't you have a date?"
"I could be here with her." Michael said pointing at Judy.
"Oh please! Honey, if you were straight I'd be a real woman. Now the other two could pass for straight if they didn't have their arms around each other." Shawn M. said.
We all laughed.
"Do you think I could pass for being straight?" Michael asked me.
I looked at him and tried not to laugh. Before I could say anything Jeff burst out laughing.
"Bitches! The both of you," He said nudging me.
"That's okay honey, I couldn't pass for straight either." Shawn M. laughed.
"We love you and all your gayness Michael." Judy said.
"So, how long have the two boyfriends been together?" Shawn M. asked.
"Over three months now." Jeff answered.
"And is he good in bed?" He asked me. I blushed. "Look! How cute, he turns colors."
"Do I really have to answer that question in front of our moms?" I laughed.
"Sweetie, they're dying to know too." Shawn M. laughed.
"Inquiring minds want to know," Judy and Michael said.
"I don't know yet," I said softly.
"What?" Judy, Michael, Shawn M, and our moms said.
"You two have been together for over three months and still haven't bumped uglies?" Shawn asked shocked.
"No not yet." I said.
"Are you like dying here?" Shawn asked Jeff.
"Actually, no. I know that Colin's worth the wait. I've got my hands until he's ready." Jeff said looking at me.
"You go boy! You've got a hottie waiting to have sex with you and he's still around after three months." Shawn said. I blushed.
After the show we headed over to Piranha. Mom, Kathy, and Judy were excited about the go-go boys dancing on the stage.
"Come on Michael, let's stuff some dollar bills down their shorts." Judy said.
"Hell no! I need more to drink first." Michael laughed.
Jeff and I spent the rest of the night dancing with each other while Judy and Michael kept ordering shots for the four of us.
Michael and Judy kept laughing at us because we couldn't keep our hands off of each other while Mom drove us back to the condo.
To be continued...
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