Zack's feminine side
By Sean Da Dude
sean_dude88@yahoo.com
A Zack Files Story
PG
Note: This is a Zack Files fan fiction.(This was a TV show starring Robert Clark, Jr, as Zack, a magnet for paranormal activity.) I got inspired to write this after talking with a friend about "Zack's girl." In that story, Zack accidentally buys under arm deodorant for girls. In putting it on, he completely turns into a girl and starts to live his life as a girl while pretending to be Zack's cousin Zena.
I don't own any of the characters; they are a part of the book series and the episode plots (whoever owns them now). Enjoy.
ZACK GETS IN TOUCH WITH HIS FEMININE SIDE
"What do I really want from him?" Sara touched up her make-up as Zack, in girl form as Zena, leaned out of his chair and then nervously began to bite his nails and realized a weird taste came with it, causing him to cough.
Sara jumped from her chair "What it is Zena?"
"Oh nothing, nothing, just the weird taste of nail polish that's all. Anyway continue with what you really want from my cousin Zack."
Sara looked at him for a moment. "I shouldn't tell. You might let it slip. Ready to go back to our dates?"
Zack, still depressed, gave a groan. "I'm not really that anxious to be going back to Vernon.
Sara laughed. "I know what you're going to say. I might leave as well. Gwen clearly hinted that she wants Cam, and I like Zack too much to break his heart."
Zack looked at his feet so Sara would not see. "You like Zack that much?"
Sara nodded her head. Zack got up to go to the bathroom. Opening the door to the boy's bathroom (force of habit) Zena-Zack came face to face with (ugh) Vernon!
"What is wrong my love?" Vernon asked.
"Stop calling me your love!" Zack said.
Zack turned around, and then he fell from the high heels that Gwen had forced him to wear. When Vernon saw this, he rushed to save his `love', but Zack fell first, unintentionally pulling Vernon down with him.
"Vernon get off of me!" Zack yelled so loud that possibly the whole restaurant heard him. Sara felt a little embarrassed and she just blushed while Cam came to the scene. "What's going on here?" Cam looked down to watch as Vernon struggled to get up. "Vernon get the hell off of Za--Zena!"
Finally both by Cam's rage and Sara's help they lifted Vernon, and helped
Zack back onto his high-heeled feet. "Come on Za-- Zena I think we should get you home." Cam then put her arm around Zack's shoulder due to the fact that Zack was hobbling.
Arriving at Zack's apartment building, Cam helped Zack up the stairs. Zack would've had to take off the shoes, otherwise. He'd never have made his way in high heels. Sara followed them up.
Cam surprised Zack by leaning in for a goodnight kiss. Zack was shocked by this and would've slapped Cam in the face, but realized that would've blown his cover to Sara. Zack found he liked kissing Cam, and wondered if Cam had also enjoyed the kiss.
Sighing, he gave one last look at Sara and Cam walking away, and then hobbled into his room. He thanked the stars that his father wasn't up.
"I hope this god-awful paranormal spell wears off overnight and I won't have to explain my new sex change to Dad," Zack thought to himself. He was too tired to change out of his girl clothes, so he crawled into bed.
That night Zack went to sleep dreaming of cute boys, particularly of Cam.
In the morning, soon after his alarm clock rang, Zack heard his father call.
"Zack, are you up yet?"
"Only just," Zack replied, a bit worried that his voice was still girlish.
"Are you alright? You sound a little funny."
"Uh, it's morning mouth, or something."
"That's funny, I thought the voice was usually lower in the morning or when you've got a cold. Yours seems a bit higher. Well get a move on, I've got to leave earlier today as we're having a meeting."
"Whew, that's lucky!" thought Zack. "He won't see me."
It's a good thing Zack's father didn't see him, as they both would've freaked to discover Zack's appearance. Zack, only half awake, grabbed the first article of clothing he could find then went to the mirror. What he was viewing was not Zena, nor was it his usual self. It was a boy in drag, topped off with a pink bathrobe!
"Sheesh, what am I: A boy inside a girl, or a girl inside a boy?"
Zack stripped and was pleased to see he looked like a boy, but wondered why he didn't feel quite like a boy, at least not like he had before.
"I've got to talk to Spence about this," Zack thought.
"Oh cool! More Zack Files activity," Spence said when he heard the news.
"SPENCER! CAN'T YOU THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE THAN THOSE STUPID FILES?"
"Sorry. Well, maybe there's some psychological reason for this. Zack, I know you're kind of angry and scared, but how do you feel about me, and Cam?"
"I love you guys. In fact, I think I'm IN LOVE with you, both of you."
"Zack, I think you've simply gotten in touch with the girl within. I think you're coming to grips with homosexuality, or at least bisexuality."
"You mean --," Zack couldn't finish the sentence.
"I mean you may be gay. That would be really cool, because I'm gay."
Zack threw his arms around Spence and gave him a kiss, knowing that whatever happened, he had at least one true friend, and this friend might become something more.